Madeline York | FMTY & Boulder
@msyork.bsky.social
Corporate Counsel & Executive Coach
Wit, beauty & questionable legal advice
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I do love when a man plans in advance - 3.5 months in advance to be precise.
What is authenticity to you? When you encounter authenticity in the wild, how do you know? Tell me what makes you feel your most authentic self.
I've been meditating on this through the afternoon. Messy bedhead pics could be part of it (see previous post), but there's
I've been meditating on this through the afternoon. Messy bedhead pics could be part of it (see previous post), but there's
December 15, 2025 at 1:52 AM
What is authenticity to you? When you encounter authenticity in the wild, how do you know? Tell me what makes you feel your most authentic self.
I've been meditating on this through the afternoon. Messy bedhead pics could be part of it (see previous post), but there's
I've been meditating on this through the afternoon. Messy bedhead pics could be part of it (see previous post), but there's
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I do love when a man plans in advance - 3.5 months in advance to be precise.
May 1, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I do love when a man plans in advance - 3.5 months in advance to be precise.
Sick of seeing AI generated "high end" life. For 2026, I'm leaning into real, authentic, and genuine. Brace yourselves for pictures of authentic bedhead and my messy desk.
December 14, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Sick of seeing AI generated "high end" life. For 2026, I'm leaning into real, authentic, and genuine. Brace yourselves for pictures of authentic bedhead and my messy desk.
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Utah Bans Eye Contact During Sex
Utah Bans Eye Contact During Sex
SALT LAKE CITY—With top lawmakers championing the measure as a restoration of Christian values currently under attack in mainstream America, the Utah State Legislature passed a bill Monday that bans a...
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December 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Utah Bans Eye Contact During Sex
I heard a professional polyglot say the key to really learning a language is to consume all the TV & movies you can with target language subtitles on.
¿Qué películas o series debería ver primero?
¿Qué películas o series debería ver primero?
December 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I heard a professional polyglot say the key to really learning a language is to consume all the TV & movies you can with target language subtitles on.
¿Qué películas o series debería ver primero?
¿Qué películas o series debería ver primero?
Helluva Sunday School lesson this Sabbath morn. I'm at a sexual health conference atm. Just heard the proctologist speaker say "go and spread the anal gospel".
December 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Helluva Sunday School lesson this Sabbath morn. I'm at a sexual health conference atm. Just heard the proctologist speaker say "go and spread the anal gospel".
"I find your jokes about Project 2025 to be offensive". Humor is how we get by. It's how we survive. It's also a weapon.
The focus of my personal Project 2025 was to collect the entire C Suite, but I’ll allow for a few MDs as well.
December 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
"I find your jokes about Project 2025 to be offensive". Humor is how we get by. It's how we survive. It's also a weapon.
Lady date: "You seem so innocent. With your little dress and cute voice."
Ms York: "I love the element of surprise."
Ms York: "I love the element of surprise."
December 14, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Lady date: "You seem so innocent. With your little dress and cute voice."
Ms York: "I love the element of surprise."
Ms York: "I love the element of surprise."
I'll be celebrating the holidays Icelandic style this year. Xmas Eve is called Jólabókaflóðið, or "Xmas Book Flood". They exchange books and eat chocolate.
December 14, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I'll be celebrating the holidays Icelandic style this year. Xmas Eve is called Jólabókaflóðið, or "Xmas Book Flood". They exchange books and eat chocolate.
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Madeline York — Corporate Counsel
Madeline York is your blonde, independent, all-natural corporate counsel, providing kinky GFE and companionship in Boulder, San Francisco, Seattle & abroad.
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December 13, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Finishing touches on my pitch deck are almost complete.
December 13, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Finishing touches on my pitch deck are almost complete.
"¿Tienes una lista de deseos?" Yes, indeed I do have a wishlist. Pimsleur subscription just added. I have quite a bit of travel lined up for 2026. Ayúdame a aprender español.
December 13, 2025 at 7:15 PM
"¿Tienes una lista de deseos?" Yes, indeed I do have a wishlist. Pimsleur subscription just added. I have quite a bit of travel lined up for 2026. Ayúdame a aprender español.
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Dress code was "BOLD" (all caps theirs). Did I understand the assignment?
October 15, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Dress code was "BOLD" (all caps theirs). Did I understand the assignment?
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Mr. X: "Thank you for being flexible with the start time. I had to take some time for Aunt Kathy."
Ms. York: "Is that a euphemism?"
Mr. X: "No, I actually have an Aunt Kathy."
Ms. York: "Is that a euphemism?"
Mr. X: "No, I actually have an Aunt Kathy."
November 6, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Mr. X: "Thank you for being flexible with the start time. I had to take some time for Aunt Kathy."
Ms. York: "Is that a euphemism?"
Mr. X: "No, I actually have an Aunt Kathy."
Ms. York: "Is that a euphemism?"
Mr. X: "No, I actually have an Aunt Kathy."
Another jazz club date for the books
December 11, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Another jazz club date for the books
Supergirl on business
December 11, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Supergirl on business
You will address me as Ms. York. Feel free to call me “goddess” in cash all you’d like.
December 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
You will address me as Ms. York. Feel free to call me “goddess” in cash all you’d like.
"If anyone recognizes me, I'll introduce you as Ms. York who I've worked with as a non-profit consultant." Only one part of that is a fib.
December 8, 2025 at 10:20 PM
"If anyone recognizes me, I'll introduce you as Ms. York who I've worked with as a non-profit consultant." Only one part of that is a fib.
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December 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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For my next business engagement in Seattle, I will take care not to plan my arrival right during a Seahawks home game.
December 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
For my next business engagement in Seattle, I will take care not to plan my arrival right during a Seahawks home game.
Army had half-day.
December 7, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Army had half-day.
No DMs please, though I am quite responsive to booking requests & gifts.
December 7, 2025 at 4:01 PM
No DMs please, though I am quite responsive to booking requests & gifts.
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Her: "You're a CEO. Weaponized charm is on your CV."
Him: "I think it's on yours too."
Him: "I think it's on yours too."
May 13, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Her: "You're a CEO. Weaponized charm is on your CV."
Him: "I think it's on yours too."
Him: "I think it's on yours too."
Starting to put together a Chicago trip for Q1. Which jazz clubs should make my itinerary?
December 7, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Starting to put together a Chicago trip for Q1. Which jazz clubs should make my itinerary?
Ms. York is kicking off 2026 at CES in Las Vegas Jan 6th-9th. Get on my dance card while you can.
December 7, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Ms. York is kicking off 2026 at CES in Las Vegas Jan 6th-9th. Get on my dance card while you can.