Helen Miller 🎨🎭
@mshelicat.bsky.social
Snapper Up of Unconsidered Trifles. Ex-BBC journo, now Heritage Crafts Comms. Here 🇬🇧 and There 🇫🇷 Arts. Music. Sings. A lot. @MsHelicat in the "Other Place"
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That’s one of the Five Horsemen of the Apocalypse: Conquest, War, Famine, Death, Actively considering getting a shopping trolley.
December 23, 2025 at 11:59 AM
That’s one of the Five Horsemen of the Apocalypse: Conquest, War, Famine, Death, Actively considering getting a shopping trolley.
Is actively considering getting a shopping trolley the beginning of the end?
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December 23, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Is actively considering getting a shopping trolley the beginning of the end?
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@mshelicat.bsky.social doesn’t cook very often, but when she does it’s always delicious. Prawns, cream, white wine and garlic. Linguine.
December 5, 2025 at 6:59 PM
@mshelicat.bsky.social doesn’t cook very often, but when she does it’s always delicious. Prawns, cream, white wine and garlic. Linguine.
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Land of cork and glory.
September 28, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Land of cork and glory.
When you lose the ferrule from your walking stick on the way to the airport and the nice people at the Prosecco bar find a solution for you….
September 28, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Youngest just secured a top job at a quantum computing outfit, so both kids are gainfully employed! Feel like Mrs Bennet in P&P when she marries off 2 of her 5 daughters in one day. "Happy for all her maternal feelings was the day on which Ms Miller got rid of her two most deserving offspring" 💪🏻👍🏻
September 24, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Youngest just secured a top job at a quantum computing outfit, so both kids are gainfully employed! Feel like Mrs Bennet in P&P when she marries off 2 of her 5 daughters in one day. "Happy for all her maternal feelings was the day on which Ms Miller got rid of her two most deserving offspring" 💪🏻👍🏻
REVIEW: After a boring 1st episode King & Conqueror nailed it. Daring historical inaccuracies! 🛡️Shield walls! 🏹Archers! Battle warp spasms! The final episode (me rooting for Harold 😂) was like watching the certain failure of England in a World Cup final vs France ⚽️ HAROLD REX INTERFECTUS EST, indeed
September 3, 2025 at 8:14 PM
REVIEW: After a boring 1st episode King & Conqueror nailed it. Daring historical inaccuracies! 🛡️Shield walls! 🏹Archers! Battle warp spasms! The final episode (me rooting for Harold 😂) was like watching the certain failure of England in a World Cup final vs France ⚽️ HAROLD REX INTERFECTUS EST, indeed
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Just watched the end of blockbuster series King & Conqueror on iPlayer. Harold dies FFS. Devastated.
Just watched the end of blockbuster series King & Conqueror on iPlayer. Harold dies FFS. Devastated.
September 2, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Spoiler alert 🚨
Just watched the end of blockbuster series King & Conqueror on iPlayer. Harold dies FFS. Devastated.
Just watched the end of blockbuster series King & Conqueror on iPlayer. Harold dies FFS. Devastated.
I'm not sure about the series #KingandConqueror. No one had teeth like that in those days 🙄🦷🦷🦷
August 26, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I'm not sure about the series #KingandConqueror. No one had teeth like that in those days 🙄🦷🦷🦷
Weird spider bowl. Quick photo. Didn't stop around to meet the inhabitant!
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August 5, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Weird spider bowl. Quick photo. Didn't stop around to meet the inhabitant!
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The Canal+/Disney+/BBC drama series Marie Antoinette is quite a jolly affair. Plenty of dramatic licence taken, silly in places & everyone has fantastic teeth. But this screengrab of London circa 1780 is a major disappointment, given construction of the Palace of Westminster started around 1840 😂
June 14, 2025 at 9:12 AM
The Canal+/Disney+/BBC drama series Marie Antoinette is quite a jolly affair. Plenty of dramatic licence taken, silly in places & everyone has fantastic teeth. But this screengrab of London circa 1780 is a major disappointment, given construction of the Palace of Westminster started around 1840 😂
First red rose of the year 🌹♥️
May 21, 2025 at 5:14 PM
First red rose of the year 🌹♥️
French loggers in action. All very Hockney
April 13, 2025 at 12:45 PM
French loggers in action. All very Hockney
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Somehow seeing it in physical form makes it real.
Very grateful to @eldrclaire.bsky.social for making this happen.
Very grateful to @eldrclaire.bsky.social for making this happen.
February 26, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Somehow seeing it in physical form makes it real.
Very grateful to @eldrclaire.bsky.social for making this happen.
Very grateful to @eldrclaire.bsky.social for making this happen.
Who else is getting post-Covid-Netflix-amnesia? Can't remember what we've seen!!! Everything looking hauntingly familiar! 😂
@goakl.bsky.social
@goakl.bsky.social
February 25, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Who else is getting post-Covid-Netflix-amnesia? Can't remember what we've seen!!! Everything looking hauntingly familiar! 😂
@goakl.bsky.social
@goakl.bsky.social
What interesting shoes
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February 20, 2025 at 2:48 PM
What interesting shoes
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Bravi to all the #Grammys attendees for leaving the house in those outfits. Sierra Farrell's Little-Bo-Peep-meets-the-Pope confection (is that a lantern? a thurible?), is so bad it wins the outfit of the night category. There's meaning in it somewhere, but that meaning is currently evading capture.
February 3, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Bravi to all the #Grammys attendees for leaving the house in those outfits. Sierra Farrell's Little-Bo-Peep-meets-the-Pope confection (is that a lantern? a thurible?), is so bad it wins the outfit of the night category. There's meaning in it somewhere, but that meaning is currently evading capture.
Tallis Scholars superb last night at St Martin in the Fields: works by #Palestrina (composing 500 years ago) and living Estonian composer #ArvoPärt
Chandelier straight out of the interior design book of Giovanni Arnolfini 😉
Chandelier straight out of the interior design book of Giovanni Arnolfini 😉
February 2, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Tallis Scholars superb last night at St Martin in the Fields: works by #Palestrina (composing 500 years ago) and living Estonian composer #ArvoPärt
Chandelier straight out of the interior design book of Giovanni Arnolfini 😉
Chandelier straight out of the interior design book of Giovanni Arnolfini 😉
Never been more pleased to get rid of a failing pop-up bath plug with its spinning dial that refuses point blank to tightened up whatever you do to that infernal screw. I am now back to a plug-on-a-chain. Tell me I'm right? 🙏🏻🛁🫧
January 24, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Never been more pleased to get rid of a failing pop-up bath plug with its spinning dial that refuses point blank to tightened up whatever you do to that infernal screw. I am now back to a plug-on-a-chain. Tell me I'm right? 🙏🏻🛁🫧
Witness for the Prosecution with @goakl.bsky.social
January 23, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Witness for the Prosecution with @goakl.bsky.social
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He will steal, sir, an egg out of a cloister. For rapes and ravishments he parallels Nessus. He professes not keeping of oaths; in breaking ’em he is stronger than Hercules. He will lie, sir, with such volubility, that you would think truth were a fool.
January 20, 2025 at 3:41 PM
He will steal, sir, an egg out of a cloister. For rapes and ravishments he parallels Nessus. He professes not keeping of oaths; in breaking ’em he is stronger than Hercules. He will lie, sir, with such volubility, that you would think truth were a fool.
What the hell is this piece of spooky French road art about? Deep in Deux-Sèvres...
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December 27, 2024 at 12:53 PM
What the hell is this piece of spooky French road art about? Deep in Deux-Sèvres...
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