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Michelle S
@msdodgrblu.bsky.social
Mostly harmless. Still runs with ✂️. Chronologically an adult. Technical writer. Dodgers, Mariners, Pearl Jam, Star Wars, Disney, PokémonGo. Just waiting for Halloween. 🎃
Thanks to Harold and Kumar for reminding me there are White Castles in Jersey.
December 14, 2025 at 11:42 PM
The punchline is printed right there…
December 14, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I thought in hockey they were called “sweaters”? 🤔
December 14, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Must be a misprint. Maybe they meant “A Fall.”
December 13, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Huzzah! My Pearl Jam Funkos now have a place to live in my newly repainted office!
December 9, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Aptly, Carter Bear triggers the Silvertips’ cavalcade of stuffies with a quick goal at 21 seconds.
December 7, 2025 at 5:10 AM
We are here. Inaugural Torrent home game!
November 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Logo still gives toilet cleaner. Totally does not help when it animates.
November 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
One of the best shows I’ve ever seen!! David Byrne is amazing. ❤️
November 12, 2025 at 7:02 AM
New exclusive is confirmed, on sale 11/4 exclusively at Century City BAB Sanrio boutique. This was known before the World Series ended. That it’s Dodgers HK is a TikTok rumor.
November 3, 2025 at 8:34 PM
When I saw our house never looks better than it does on Halloween, I mean it.
November 1, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Happy Halloween! “You should have paid for the upgraded ritual!”
November 1, 2025 at 12:44 AM
To much worse. 🧟
October 29, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Oh, Google AI… 😏 I asked who is the most likely player to score a goal tonight in the NHL. It went from bad…
October 29, 2025 at 3:46 PM
USA in a nutshell: the number of cute creatures flipping a double bird that you can get delivered in two days is astounding. (Photo 🥇)
October 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
The post office could not have picked a better day to deliver this silly thing I bought on the Internet.
October 22, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Job that I am wholly unqualified for but that would be fun as hell. I love the “And More!” under both responsibilities and qualifications.
October 18, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I’m confused: how can it be a “vintage NFL tee” when it says LAS VEGAS Raiders???
October 17, 2025 at 3:06 PM
AI hack: to minimize the number of picky-ass edits Copilot gives me, I included in the prompt “it’s okay to say it’s perfect and doesn’t need changes.” The recommendation is essentially, “I loved it. It was much better than Cats!”
October 15, 2025 at 7:07 PM
October 11, 2025 at 5:12 PM
My Hello Kitty now has a Taylor Swift Midnights outfit. Because I am a goofball.
October 8, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Twice in a month I have dug to the bottom of the t-shirt bin. You got this, M’s: REFUSE TO LOSE!
October 5, 2025 at 11:59 PM
We ended up with Busch’s Star of the Game puck too. (This is in addition to the puck that hit me in the head: hat trick for us too, I guess.)
October 5, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Karma is real: last night, before the Silvertips game, Shea Busch, tossed my daughter a puck. Then he got a hat trick last night.
October 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I can do my part, but I don’t know how that helps your sales, Michael’s. 🤷🏻‍♀️
October 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM