Matthew Coleman
@mscoleman.bsky.social
I’m the bells of St. Peter’s in Rome, I’m tissue paper on a comb 📍NJ Attorney 📍 He/him🏳️🌈
This guy finds this whole thing so funny
Ha ha! Everyone hates us cause, yuck yuck, we are terrorizing innocent citizens and children and, har har har, shooting women in the face! LOL
Ha ha! Everyone hates us cause, yuck yuck, we are terrorizing innocent citizens and children and, har har har, shooting women in the face! LOL
Vance in MN: "It's really cold outside. We in the Trump administration want to deport criminal aliens who are sex offenders. It takes a certain level of committed to sex offender criminal aliens to stand outside in -40 temperatures and attack the vice president, but they're committed to the bit."
January 23, 2026 at 2:35 PM
This guy finds this whole thing so funny
Ha ha! Everyone hates us cause, yuck yuck, we are terrorizing innocent citizens and children and, har har har, shooting women in the face! LOL
Ha ha! Everyone hates us cause, yuck yuck, we are terrorizing innocent citizens and children and, har har har, shooting women in the face! LOL
Can we all agree to just accept this as his resignation and send him down there to his new job permanently?
January 12, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Can we all agree to just accept this as his resignation and send him down there to his new job permanently?
Regime change should start at home
January 3, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Regime change should start at home
So does the lie now change to him ending only seven wars?
January 3, 2026 at 1:04 PM
So does the lie now change to him ending only seven wars?
Sondheim’s Losing My Mind, but lyrics adjusted to be about me teaching my toddler how to play Mariocart
December 13, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Sondheim’s Losing My Mind, but lyrics adjusted to be about me teaching my toddler how to play Mariocart
Happy Candle Day to all
December 5, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Happy Candle Day to all
I just love New Jersey
November 5, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I just love New Jersey
I hope republicans now realize that none of their seats are safe
November 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I hope republicans now realize that none of their seats are safe
If reporters insist on asking this demented criminal about this issue, they should frame the question appropriately:
“Do you intend to directly and deliberately violate the constitution that you swore to uphold and pursue a third term?”
When he responds about good polls numbers, call out the lie.
“Do you intend to directly and deliberately violate the constitution that you swore to uphold and pursue a third term?”
When he responds about good polls numbers, call out the lie.
Trump on third term: I haven't really thought about it… but I have the best poll numbers I've ever had…. I would love to do it
Reporter: You’re not ruling it out?
Reporter: You’re not ruling it out?
October 27, 2025 at 11:39 AM
If reporters insist on asking this demented criminal about this issue, they should frame the question appropriately:
“Do you intend to directly and deliberately violate the constitution that you swore to uphold and pursue a third term?”
When he responds about good polls numbers, call out the lie.
“Do you intend to directly and deliberately violate the constitution that you swore to uphold and pursue a third term?”
When he responds about good polls numbers, call out the lie.
According to an email I received from Chipotle, today is my half birthday. What did you get me?
October 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
According to an email I received from Chipotle, today is my half birthday. What did you get me?
Happy spooky season to all that celebrate
October 1, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Happy spooky season to all that celebrate
You literally have the right to do that
Trump:
"When you have a network, and you have evening shows, and all they do is hit Trump... They're not allowed to do that."
"When you have a network, and you have evening shows, and all they do is hit Trump... They're not allowed to do that."
September 18, 2025 at 11:16 PM
You literally have the right to do that
This is called murder
News Analysis: By ordering the U.S. military to summarily kill a group of people aboard what he said was a drug-smuggling boat, President Trump used the military in a way that had no clear legal precedent or basis, according to specialists in the laws of war and executive power.
Trump Claims the Power to Summarily Kill Suspected Drug Smugglers
The move to treat criminals as if they were wartime combatants escalated an administration pattern of using military force for law enforcement tasks at home and abroad.
nyti.ms
September 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
This is called murder
Blatant discrimination and egregious violations of constitutional rights - those are the ways they are looking at
Trump DOJ is reportedly looking at ways to ban transgender Americans from owning guns
Trump DOJ is looking at ways to ban transgender Americans from owning guns, sources say | CNN Politics
Senior Justice Department officials are weighing proposals to limit transgender people’s right to possess firearms, according to two officials familiar with the internal discussions.
www.cnn.com
September 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Blatant discrimination and egregious violations of constitutional rights - those are the ways they are looking at
Are we getting season two of The Residence after all?
Somebody is throwing things out of a window of the White House
wtaf
wtaf
September 1, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Are we getting season two of The Residence after all?
Or maybe just maybe it’s the guns
RFK Jr on the mass shooting in Minnesota: "We're launching studies on the potential contribution of some of the SSRI drugs and some of the other psychiatric drugs that might be contributing to violence."
August 28, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Or maybe just maybe it’s the guns
And Just Like That may be ending but where is the Lisa Todd Wexley spin off we deserve Wex and the City
August 12, 2025 at 2:19 AM
And Just Like That may be ending but where is the Lisa Todd Wexley spin off we deserve Wex and the City
To be fair, they might need to bring in the military to DC because his supporters beat to death too much of the capital police force
August 11, 2025 at 6:23 PM
To be fair, they might need to bring in the military to DC because his supporters beat to death too much of the capital police force
Reposted by Matthew Coleman
Freakier Friday? Terrible title. The same thing happened to them once before, which makes this Friday inherently less freaky than the first one
August 4, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Freakier Friday? Terrible title. The same thing happened to them once before, which makes this Friday inherently less freaky than the first one
What comes next is simple - every republican- every last one - must be driven from public office - from president down to dog catcher
They supported this monstrosity and now we have to make them choke on it
They supported this monstrosity and now we have to make them choke on it
July 3, 2025 at 6:57 PM
What comes next is simple - every republican- every last one - must be driven from public office - from president down to dog catcher
They supported this monstrosity and now we have to make them choke on it
They supported this monstrosity and now we have to make them choke on it
JFC - how many nationwide injunctions did these ghouls permit under Biden trying to do just about anything during his term?
🚨By a 6–3 vote, the Supreme Court rules that universal injunctions likely exceed federal courts' authority and rolls back the injunctions protecting birthright citizenship from Trump's attack. www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/24p...
June 27, 2025 at 2:14 PM
JFC - how many nationwide injunctions did these ghouls permit under Biden trying to do just about anything during his term?
I hate when core pillars of our constitution come all of a sudden, out of nowhere
Trump: "The courts have all of the sudden, out of nowhere, they said, 'maybe you have to have trials.' Trials. We're gonna have 5 million trials? It doesn't work."
May 5, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I hate when core pillars of our constitution come all of a sudden, out of nowhere
Ok fine, I’ll do it. But I will NOT quit drinking
BREAKING NEWS: The White House has begun the process of looking for a new secretary of defense, according to a U.S. official who was not authorized to speak publicly.
The White House has begun process of looking for new secretary of defense
The White House has begun the process of looking for a new secretary of defense, according to a U.S. official who was not authorized to speak publicly.
www.npr.org
April 21, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Ok fine, I’ll do it. But I will NOT quit drinking
The best and worst of us all share the same constitutional rights
Leavitt describes Abrego Garcia as "hiding in Maryland" and says, "based on the sensationalism of many of the people in this room, you would think we deported a candidate for father of the year"
April 15, 2025 at 8:32 PM
The best and worst of us all share the same constitutional rights
Sending anyone to an El Salvadoran slave prison is a crime against humanity and every one of these ghouls in this administration should be sent to The Hague
Stephen Miller claims on Fox News that returning the Maryland father who was wrongly deported to El Salvador would constitute a "kidnapping" and "invasion of El Salvador's sovereignty."
"He was not mistakenly sent to El Salvador," Miller lies. "This was the right person sent to the right place."
"He was not mistakenly sent to El Salvador," Miller lies. "This was the right person sent to the right place."
April 14, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Sending anyone to an El Salvadoran slave prison is a crime against humanity and every one of these ghouls in this administration should be sent to The Hague