Annette Christie
@msannettemc.bsky.social
Author of THE REHEARSALS & FOR TWICE IN MY LIFE (Little, Brown) | ghostwriter (boo!) | prob crying at a sitcom right now | repped by Kimberly Whalen
Starting my Christmas shopping early, who wants one?
November 17, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Starting my Christmas shopping early, who wants one?
October 26, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I had a great California vacation with my parents, husband, and kids this summer. We saw a Dodgers game, which thrilled my dad! I took my mom to California Adventure and she had so much fun on the rides!
October 8, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I had a great California vacation with my parents, husband, and kids this summer. We saw a Dodgers game, which thrilled my dad! I took my mom to California Adventure and she had so much fun on the rides!
It’s being used as a shorthand to call out posts that have the vibe of this tweet:
October 2, 2025 at 8:47 PM
It’s being used as a shorthand to call out posts that have the vibe of this tweet:
“Dudes in dresses” leads me to believe that everything this turdmonger knows about the army he learned from watching MASH reruns.
September 30, 2025 at 1:07 PM
“Dudes in dresses” leads me to believe that everything this turdmonger knows about the army he learned from watching MASH reruns.
My coven of writing friends is buddy reading this book and we can’t stop talking about it. Highly recommend—especially if you feel like stoking your feminist rage 😇
#Booksky
#Booksky
September 29, 2025 at 9:25 PM
My coven of writing friends is buddy reading this book and we can’t stop talking about it. Highly recommend—especially if you feel like stoking your feminist rage 😇
#Booksky
#Booksky
Totally fine. “Kate Middleton” dropped him off at the golf course earlier today! Everyone stop freaking out!
August 30, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Totally fine. “Kate Middleton” dropped him off at the golf course earlier today! Everyone stop freaking out!
I recognize that expression, Bodega Cat.
For it is the same one I see when I look in the mirror.
For it is the same one I see when I look in the mirror.
August 25, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I recognize that expression, Bodega Cat.
For it is the same one I see when I look in the mirror.
For it is the same one I see when I look in the mirror.
Evergreen SNL commercial
August 13, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Evergreen SNL commercial
Whenever someone in my house sneezes, someone will say, “Bless you, Giacomo.”
August 12, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Whenever someone in my house sneezes, someone will say, “Bless you, Giacomo.”
Is someone looking for Baruck?
August 8, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Is someone looking for Baruck?
They may be sitting with these humans at lunch, but you know they’re just trying to figure out whose boats deserve to be capsized next.
Can the scientists give them a list of names?
Can the scientists give them a list of names?
July 7, 2025 at 5:28 AM
They may be sitting with these humans at lunch, but you know they’re just trying to figure out whose boats deserve to be capsized next.
Can the scientists give them a list of names?
Can the scientists give them a list of names?
if you see this, post an image that you saved just because it made you laugh
June 21, 2025 at 6:45 PM
if you see this, post an image that you saved just because it made you laugh
Hey, #booksky: My first two novels are currently available on KU, if you’re so inclined. They feature messy characters who are trying their best (and sometimes trying their worst).
June 1, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Hey, #booksky: My first two novels are currently available on KU, if you’re so inclined. They feature messy characters who are trying their best (and sometimes trying their worst).
Yes, we’re celebrating, but it’s worth noting the razor thin margin of the popular vote so far.
April 29, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Yes, we’re celebrating, but it’s worth noting the razor thin margin of the popular vote so far.
Just know that if I invite you over for dinner, there is a 100% chance you will be eating around a puzzle.
April 26, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Just know that if I invite you over for dinner, there is a 100% chance you will be eating around a puzzle.
"Step on my neck, Pedro Pascal"
April 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
"Step on my neck, Pedro Pascal"
I feel like NPR is sexy in a Dev Patel-buttoned-up-and-wearing-glasses way and PBS is sexy in a Ewan McGregor talking-to-you-over-appetizers way.
Allow me to show my work:
Allow me to show my work:
April 8, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I feel like NPR is sexy in a Dev Patel-buttoned-up-and-wearing-glasses way and PBS is sexy in a Ewan McGregor talking-to-you-over-appetizers way.
Allow me to show my work:
Allow me to show my work:
just trying to relax my tense jaw in this timeline
April 8, 2025 at 12:28 PM
just trying to relax my tense jaw in this timeline
I don’t notice any big drug problems up here, but I have had some big moose problems. They were living & pooping on my front lawn for a while.
March 9, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I don’t notice any big drug problems up here, but I have had some big moose problems. They were living & pooping on my front lawn for a while.
🎵 And I’m Dooneese 🎵
February 18, 2025 at 3:19 PM
🎵 And I’m Dooneese 🎵
The Loophole by Naz Kutub!
February 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
The Loophole by Naz Kutub!
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
November 27, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.