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Annette Christie
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Author of THE REHEARSALS & FOR TWICE IN MY LIFE (Little, Brown) | ghostwriter (boo!) | prob crying at a sitcom right now | repped by Kimberly Whalen
Starting my Christmas shopping early, who wants one?
November 17, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Who wore it best?
#RHOSLC or #ThatBird?
October 26, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I had a great California vacation with my parents, husband, and kids this summer. We saw a Dodgers game, which thrilled my dad! I took my mom to California Adventure and she had so much fun on the rides!
October 8, 2025 at 12:32 PM
It’s being used as a shorthand to call out posts that have the vibe of this tweet:
October 2, 2025 at 8:47 PM
“Dudes in dresses” leads me to believe that everything this turdmonger knows about the army he learned from watching MASH reruns.
September 30, 2025 at 1:07 PM
My coven of writing friends is buddy reading this book and we can’t stop talking about it. Highly recommend—especially if you feel like stoking your feminist rage 😇

#Booksky
September 29, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Totally fine. “Kate Middleton” dropped him off at the golf course earlier today! Everyone stop freaking out!
August 30, 2025 at 1:44 PM
August 30, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I recognize that expression, Bodega Cat.
For it is the same one I see when I look in the mirror.
August 25, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Evergreen SNL commercial
August 13, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Whenever someone in my house sneezes, someone will say, “Bless you, Giacomo.”
August 12, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Is someone looking for Baruck?
August 8, 2025 at 7:45 PM
They may be sitting with these humans at lunch, but you know they’re just trying to figure out whose boats deserve to be capsized next.

Can the scientists give them a list of names?
July 7, 2025 at 5:28 AM
if you see this, post an image that you saved just because it made you laugh
June 21, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Hey, #booksky: My first two novels are currently available on KU, if you’re so inclined. They feature messy characters who are trying their best (and sometimes trying their worst).
June 1, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Yes, we’re celebrating, but it’s worth noting the razor thin margin of the popular vote so far.
April 29, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Just know that if I invite you over for dinner, there is a 100% chance you will be eating around a puzzle.
April 26, 2025 at 10:31 PM
"Step on my neck, Pedro Pascal"
April 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I feel like NPR is sexy in a Dev Patel-buttoned-up-and-wearing-glasses way and PBS is sexy in a Ewan McGregor talking-to-you-over-appetizers way.

Allow me to show my work:
April 8, 2025 at 6:46 PM
just trying to relax my tense jaw in this timeline
April 8, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I don’t notice any big drug problems up here, but I have had some big moose problems. They were living & pooping on my front lawn for a while.
March 9, 2025 at 10:41 PM
🎵 And I’m Dooneese 🎵
February 18, 2025 at 3:19 PM
The Loophole by Naz Kutub!
February 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
November 27, 2024 at 5:33 PM