Michael P Wright
@mrwryt.bsky.social
Storyteller.
michaelpwright.com/youtube
If you see me doing the same bits as someone else, that's probably my channel/social account too.
michaelpwright.com/youtube
If you see me doing the same bits as someone else, that's probably my channel/social account too.
If the Gulf of Mexico is being changed to the Gulf of America, I vote that the USA changes its name to the United States for Profit.
November 18, 2025 at 5:17 PM
If the Gulf of Mexico is being changed to the Gulf of America, I vote that the USA changes its name to the United States for Profit.
Remember how Dr. Suresh lost his accent on Heroes(TV)? 😁😅
November 18, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Remember how Dr. Suresh lost his accent on Heroes(TV)? 😁😅
Reposted by Michael P Wright
cloudflare might be down but there's one thing they can't take away from us, and it's dignit—[THIS ACCOUNT HAS BEEN DEACTIVATED]
November 18, 2025 at 3:57 PM
cloudflare might be down but there's one thing they can't take away from us, and it's dignit—[THIS ACCOUNT HAS BEEN DEACTIVATED]
😅🤌🏾🤌🏾AI Photos - SNL
youtu.be/Qtr81JWCl6c?...
youtu.be/Qtr81JWCl6c?...
AI Photos - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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November 17, 2025 at 1:07 AM
😅🤌🏾🤌🏾AI Photos - SNL
youtu.be/Qtr81JWCl6c?...
youtu.be/Qtr81JWCl6c?...
In the history of cheating, condom sex has never been worth it.
November 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
In the history of cheating, condom sex has never been worth it.
Using AI to solve real problems
November 14, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Using AI to solve real problems
You call these phones???
November 12, 2025 at 12:11 AM
You call these phones???
I want AI to generate coconut water.
November 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I want AI to generate coconut water.
I’m just saying my perspective has shifted 7 years after military retirement Veterans Day 2025
I’m just saying my perspective has shifted 7 years after military retirement Veterans Day 2025
I feel compelled to be extremely honest in response to being thanked for my service. Maybe this is a phase some of us, veterans, get to. Could be just me.
I published a photo-as-a-video YouTube Short. I don’t like photo-as-a-video posts either, but I just listen to the muse.
www.michaelpwright.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I’m just saying my perspective has shifted 7 years after military retirement Veterans Day 2025
I feel like the Saturday Night Live writers who are too edgy, vulgar, and zero-fucks get hired at South Park
Oh, what a time to be a satire fan. 🍿
Oh, what a time to be a satire fan. 🍿
November 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I feel like the Saturday Night Live writers who are too edgy, vulgar, and zero-fucks get hired at South Park
Oh, what a time to be a satire fan. 🍿
Oh, what a time to be a satire fan. 🍿
Dad, I thought of a decent comeback
Dad, I thought of a decent comeback
Open letter about a missed opportunity for a good comeback.
The fishing prank video I can laugh at on repeat.
www.michaelpwright.com
November 9, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Dad, I thought of a decent comeback
I like pulling into my garage like The Transporter 😎
November 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I like pulling into my garage like The Transporter 😎
If your birthday is before
January 1, 1990, you're too old to type sentences without punctuation – especially questions.
Knock it off.
January 1, 1990, you're too old to type sentences without punctuation – especially questions.
Knock it off.
November 5, 2025 at 1:22 PM
If your birthday is before
January 1, 1990, you're too old to type sentences without punctuation – especially questions.
Knock it off.
January 1, 1990, you're too old to type sentences without punctuation – especially questions.
Knock it off.
New first date idea:
Watching the "Funny" saved videos folder on my Instagram.
Watching the "Funny" saved videos folder on my Instagram.
October 29, 2025 at 1:20 AM
New first date idea:
Watching the "Funny" saved videos folder on my Instagram.
Watching the "Funny" saved videos folder on my Instagram.
An addiction to uninterrupted thinking
An addiction to uninterrupted thinking
The reason I didn’t go back to work.
Emotional labor and active duty Support roles.
www.michaelpwright.com
October 28, 2025 at 11:53 AM
An addiction to uninterrupted thinking
Pound sign years old
Pound sign years old
When do kids born now learn what a pound sign is? A deep dive.
www.michaelpwright.com
October 27, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Pound sign years old
I'm going to just say it: I don't like videos where the subtitles display as one word at a time.
I don't like it. I leave.
I don't like it. I leave.
October 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I'm going to just say it: I don't like videos where the subtitles display as one word at a time.
I don't like it. I leave.
I don't like it. I leave.
People want to label you controversial when you start speaking things like "The home bathroom should have both a wall-mounted urinal and a toilet."
October 24, 2025 at 6:41 PM
People want to label you controversial when you start speaking things like "The home bathroom should have both a wall-mounted urinal and a toilet."
A lot of people don't know this about me:
If I don't want the gas pump receipt, I select "no" when asked.
If I don't want the gas pump receipt, I select "no" when asked.
October 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
A lot of people don't know this about me:
If I don't want the gas pump receipt, I select "no" when asked.
If I don't want the gas pump receipt, I select "no" when asked.
Having all canine teeth would be fire.
Think about how much faster flossing would be.
Think about how much faster flossing would be.
October 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Having all canine teeth would be fire.
Think about how much faster flossing would be.
Think about how much faster flossing would be.
"Press pound(#) to repeat these options" was invented because ADHD people exist.
October 24, 2025 at 3:03 PM
"Press pound(#) to repeat these options" was invented because ADHD people exist.
A classic ethics vs success internal discussion
A classic ethics vs success internal discussion
Timestamped a thought about an idea winning beyond what I can imagine.
www.michaelpwright.com
October 24, 2025 at 11:46 AM
A classic ethics vs success internal discussion