Mr. Towner
@mrtowner.bsky.social
Still kind of a teacher. Cat dad. Not a real doctor.
Some artists work with paint, some with marble, but I make my art with triscuits. This year's Thanksgiving charcuterie plate might be my finest work to date. A masterpiece. #foodie #gourmet #givemeafoodnetworkshow
November 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Some artists work with paint, some with marble, but I make my art with triscuits. This year's Thanksgiving charcuterie plate might be my finest work to date. A masterpiece. #foodie #gourmet #givemeafoodnetworkshow
Ready for the flight to NCTE. Very excited to explore the restaurant scene in Denver and then just end up getting takeout alone at Chipotle.
November 19, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Ready for the flight to NCTE. Very excited to explore the restaurant scene in Denver and then just end up getting takeout alone at Chipotle.
Take a look. His speed. His ferocity. His training.
July 12, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Take a look. His speed. His ferocity. His training.
Framework 12 easier to set up than the 13. Even with skaky hands from #ThePark, unpack/install took less than 10 minutes. Installed Bluefin without issue. Touchscreen just works. On-screen keyboard just works. Flip one toggle and and old stylus I got for a Duet Chromebook just works. 👍🔥🐑
July 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Framework 12 easier to set up than the 13. Even with skaky hands from #ThePark, unpack/install took less than 10 minutes. Installed Bluefin without issue. Touchscreen just works. On-screen keyboard just works. Flip one toggle and and old stylus I got for a Duet Chromebook just works. 👍🔥🐑
Made my pilgrimage to the new holy site in Brunswick, GA. I gave my tithe (bought a magnet) and took the host (had a big buckin' brisket sandwich) so now all my sins are absolved. I am pure again.
July 2, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Made my pilgrimage to the new holy site in Brunswick, GA. I gave my tithe (bought a magnet) and took the host (had a big buckin' brisket sandwich) so now all my sins are absolved. I am pure again.
A vertical monitor increases productivity, but it will also reveal your darkest secrets.
May 18, 2025 at 9:56 PM
A vertical monitor increases productivity, but it will also reveal your darkest secrets.
DUFFY AND SEAHAWK ARE DEAD
serious about the final 36 hours of raising money to fight #ThePark. Share, donate, embezzle from the gig economy start-up you work for and donate some more. secure.qgiv.com/event/apda20...
serious about the final 36 hours of raising money to fight #ThePark. Share, donate, embezzle from the gig economy start-up you work for and donate some more. secure.qgiv.com/event/apda20...
May 9, 2025 at 12:51 AM
DUFFY AND SEAHAWK ARE DEAD
serious about the final 36 hours of raising money to fight #ThePark. Share, donate, embezzle from the gig economy start-up you work for and donate some more. secure.qgiv.com/event/apda20...
serious about the final 36 hours of raising money to fight #ThePark. Share, donate, embezzle from the gig economy start-up you work for and donate some more. secure.qgiv.com/event/apda20...
It's the final day of Parkinson's Awareness Month and I'm still raising money before the annual walk next weekend. Please consider sharing or donating. I promise not to get lost and finish last at the walk again this year. secure.qgiv.com/event/apda20...
April 30, 2025 at 11:13 PM
It's the final day of Parkinson's Awareness Month and I'm still raising money before the annual walk next weekend. Please consider sharing or donating. I promise not to get lost and finish last at the walk again this year. secure.qgiv.com/event/apda20...
Happy birthday to the lil goblin
April 15, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Happy birthday to the lil goblin
Raising money for this year’s Parkinson’s walk. Last year I managed to get lost and end up in an entirely different park from where I started. What sort of slow-moving shenanigans will I get into this time?
secure.qgiv.com/event/apda20...
secure.qgiv.com/event/apda20...
March 11, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Raising money for this year’s Parkinson’s walk. Last year I managed to get lost and end up in an entirely different park from where I started. What sort of slow-moving shenanigans will I get into this time?
secure.qgiv.com/event/apda20...
secure.qgiv.com/event/apda20...
When you’re out of meds, can’t sleep, and don’t know what to do with your life or what file server to use on your VPS, there is only one thing to turn to #digem
March 5, 2025 at 9:11 AM
When you’re out of meds, can’t sleep, and don’t know what to do with your life or what file server to use on your VPS, there is only one thing to turn to #digem
A modern Caravaggio
February 22, 2025 at 3:17 AM
A modern Caravaggio
I probably should’ve gone to the grocery store yesterday. Oh well.
January 22, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I probably should’ve gone to the grocery store yesterday. Oh well.
Snow? In my backyard? How rude
January 22, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Snow? In my backyard? How rude
Last light of the cruise. I should have gone camping.
January 20, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Last light of the cruise. I should have gone camping.
I’m sorry, you’ll have to speak up. I have a cat on my shoulder
January 15, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I’m sorry, you’ll have to speak up. I have a cat on my shoulder
Not sure if this is a weird snore or if I’m trying to use The Voice in my sleep.
January 5, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Not sure if this is a weird snore or if I’m trying to use The Voice in my sleep.
Some 17 years ago, I liberated this overhead cart from the elementary school where I was the trash man. It was in my classroom when I taught, and now it serves as a home server repair station in the Movie Dungeon. Easily the most versatile piece of furniture I’ve ever owned. 👍
December 29, 2024 at 12:20 AM
Some 17 years ago, I liberated this overhead cart from the elementary school where I was the trash man. It was in my classroom when I taught, and now it serves as a home server repair station in the Movie Dungeon. Easily the most versatile piece of furniture I’ve ever owned. 👍
I like to be on the cutting edge of technology, so that means I spend $8 a month so I can ask an AI chat bot the important questions I face in my life.
November 29, 2024 at 7:51 PM
I like to be on the cutting edge of technology, so that means I spend $8 a month so I can ask an AI chat bot the important questions I face in my life.
Super Bowl party (eating chicken legs and canned corn alone at the picnic table)
February 11, 2024 at 10:12 PM
Super Bowl party (eating chicken legs and canned corn alone at the picnic table)
My first attempt at making a birthday card. Used an old inkjet printer. Thought about buying a cricut, but it's $5 for a font and $10 a month to print on sticker paper. Microtransactions are a scourge. All I want to do is make terrible crafts.
February 11, 2024 at 12:38 AM
My first attempt at making a birthday card. Used an old inkjet printer. Thought about buying a cricut, but it's $5 for a font and $10 a month to print on sticker paper. Microtransactions are a scourge. All I want to do is make terrible crafts.
Me, using positive self-talk: I am a distinctive, unique, and dynamic presence. People notice and value me.
People who meet me when I'm wearing a name badge:
People who meet me when I'm wearing a name badge:
December 5, 2023 at 4:23 PM
Me, using positive self-talk: I am a distinctive, unique, and dynamic presence. People notice and value me.
People who meet me when I'm wearing a name badge:
People who meet me when I'm wearing a name badge:
Black Friday weekend when you take meds that can encourage compulsive behavior like online shopping.
November 25, 2023 at 4:57 PM
Black Friday weekend when you take meds that can encourage compulsive behavior like online shopping.