Mr. Towner
@mrtowner.bsky.social
Still kind of a teacher. Cat dad. Not a real doctor.
Some artists work with paint, some with marble, but I make my art with triscuits. This year's Thanksgiving charcuterie plate might be my finest work to date. A masterpiece. #foodie #gourmet #givemeafoodnetworkshow
November 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Some artists work with paint, some with marble, but I make my art with triscuits. This year's Thanksgiving charcuterie plate might be my finest work to date. A masterpiece. #foodie #gourmet #givemeafoodnetworkshow
Ready for the flight to NCTE. Very excited to explore the restaurant scene in Denver and then just end up getting takeout alone at Chipotle.
November 19, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Ready for the flight to NCTE. Very excited to explore the restaurant scene in Denver and then just end up getting takeout alone at Chipotle.
Take a look. His speed. His ferocity. His training.
July 12, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Take a look. His speed. His ferocity. His training.
Framework 12 easier to set up than the 13. Even with skaky hands from #ThePark, unpack/install took less than 10 minutes. Installed Bluefin without issue. Touchscreen just works. On-screen keyboard just works. Flip one toggle and and old stylus I got for a Duet Chromebook just works. 👍🔥🐑
July 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Framework 12 easier to set up than the 13. Even with skaky hands from #ThePark, unpack/install took less than 10 minutes. Installed Bluefin without issue. Touchscreen just works. On-screen keyboard just works. Flip one toggle and and old stylus I got for a Duet Chromebook just works. 👍🔥🐑
Made my pilgrimage to the new holy site in Brunswick, GA. I gave my tithe (bought a magnet) and took the host (had a big buckin' brisket sandwich) so now all my sins are absolved. I am pure again.
July 2, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Made my pilgrimage to the new holy site in Brunswick, GA. I gave my tithe (bought a magnet) and took the host (had a big buckin' brisket sandwich) so now all my sins are absolved. I am pure again.
A useful internet service is like a relationship. One day things seem fine and the next day you're getting a text message saying that it's over. This is why self-hosting is so important. Pocket was great, but it can't compete with miniflux + readeck
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Pocket is Saying Goodbye: What You Need to Know | Pocket Help
More information about the end of support for Pocket.
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May 23, 2025 at 3:20 AM
A useful internet service is like a relationship. One day things seem fine and the next day you're getting a text message saying that it's over. This is why self-hosting is so important. Pocket was great, but it can't compete with miniflux + readeck
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A vertical monitor increases productivity, but it will also reveal your darkest secrets.
May 18, 2025 at 9:56 PM
A vertical monitor increases productivity, but it will also reveal your darkest secrets.
I am not good at charity walking.
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Not Penny's Boat
It happened. Again. Last year, I attended my first optimism walk in scenic Dunwoody, GA (just outside of Atlanta) to raise money to figh...
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May 11, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I am not good at charity walking.
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DUFFY AND SEAHAWK ARE DEAD
serious about the final 36 hours of raising money to fight #ThePark. Share, donate, embezzle from the gig economy start-up you work for and donate some more. secure.qgiv.com/event/apda20...
serious about the final 36 hours of raising money to fight #ThePark. Share, donate, embezzle from the gig economy start-up you work for and donate some more. secure.qgiv.com/event/apda20...
May 9, 2025 at 12:51 AM
DUFFY AND SEAHAWK ARE DEAD
serious about the final 36 hours of raising money to fight #ThePark. Share, donate, embezzle from the gig economy start-up you work for and donate some more. secure.qgiv.com/event/apda20...
serious about the final 36 hours of raising money to fight #ThePark. Share, donate, embezzle from the gig economy start-up you work for and donate some more. secure.qgiv.com/event/apda20...
It's the final day of Parkinson's Awareness Month and I'm still raising money before the annual walk next weekend. Please consider sharing or donating. I promise not to get lost and finish last at the walk again this year. secure.qgiv.com/event/apda20...
April 30, 2025 at 11:13 PM
It's the final day of Parkinson's Awareness Month and I'm still raising money before the annual walk next weekend. Please consider sharing or donating. I promise not to get lost and finish last at the walk again this year. secure.qgiv.com/event/apda20...
#ThePark has impacted the clarity of my voice so now whenever I use voice typing to respond to a student it types cannabis whenever I say canvas. So I keep almost accidentally messaging students that cannabis isn’t working properly or that I need to adjust the cannabis settings
April 17, 2025 at 12:12 AM
#ThePark has impacted the clarity of my voice so now whenever I use voice typing to respond to a student it types cannabis whenever I say canvas. So I keep almost accidentally messaging students that cannabis isn’t working properly or that I need to adjust the cannabis settings
Happy birthday to the lil goblin
April 15, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Happy birthday to the lil goblin
Whenever I teach a class that involves a reading history, someone inevitably writes about the Warriors series. I don’t know why, but every time I’m reminded of those books, I get infuriated that the cats don’t have swords. How can it be a warrior cat if it doesn’t have a sword
April 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Whenever I teach a class that involves a reading history, someone inevitably writes about the Warriors series. I don’t know why, but every time I’m reminded of those books, I get infuriated that the cats don’t have swords. How can it be a warrior cat if it doesn’t have a sword
Very excited to go to a Mariners game this year, buy a couple hotdogs, carefully carefully walk to the condiment station so I don’t spill anything, then whisper quietly to myself “mustard on the beef, bro.”
March 24, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Very excited to go to a Mariners game this year, buy a couple hotdogs, carefully carefully walk to the condiment station so I don’t spill anything, then whisper quietly to myself “mustard on the beef, bro.”
We need to teach home ec in school so that in my lifetime we can see a better duvet cover stuffing technology. It’s 2025. Why does it still take so much effort to stuff a duvet cover?
March 16, 2025 at 6:08 PM
We need to teach home ec in school so that in my lifetime we can see a better duvet cover stuffing technology. It’s 2025. Why does it still take so much effort to stuff a duvet cover?
Still raising money to fight #ThePark. Please consider donating or sharing. If you donate within the next 37 seconds, I’ll give you a tote bag from my big tote bag full of tote bags. Act now, while supplies last!
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APDA 2025 Georgia Optimism Walk
Every day, APDA provides the support, education, and research that will help everyone impacted by Parkinson’s disease live life to the fullest.
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March 16, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Still raising money to fight #ThePark. Please consider donating or sharing. If you donate within the next 37 seconds, I’ll give you a tote bag from my big tote bag full of tote bags. Act now, while supplies last!
secure.qgiv.com/event/apda20...
secure.qgiv.com/event/apda20...
Raising money for this year’s Parkinson’s walk. Last year I managed to get lost and end up in an entirely different park from where I started. What sort of slow-moving shenanigans will I get into this time?
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March 11, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Raising money for this year’s Parkinson’s walk. Last year I managed to get lost and end up in an entirely different park from where I started. What sort of slow-moving shenanigans will I get into this time?
secure.qgiv.com/event/apda20...
secure.qgiv.com/event/apda20...
When you’re out of meds, can’t sleep, and don’t know what to do with your life or what file server to use on your VPS, there is only one thing to turn to #digem
March 5, 2025 at 9:11 AM
When you’re out of meds, can’t sleep, and don’t know what to do with your life or what file server to use on your VPS, there is only one thing to turn to #digem
A modern Caravaggio
February 22, 2025 at 3:17 AM
A modern Caravaggio
Call me Al Pacino because I’m out here cruisin,
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A Supposedly Fun Thing, etc. ,etc.
I went on a cruise. By myself, of course. I signed up for three excursions. Two were canceled. I got a mani-pedi and a facial for the f...
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February 3, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Call me Al Pacino because I’m out here cruisin,
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