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mrscarm.bsky.social
@mrscarm.bsky.social
Imagine going about your own business, which you’re minding; firing up ye olde internets; and learning not only that there’s a term “hot rodent men,” but that you’re an example
June 7, 2024 at 4:42 PM
literally thought this was protest art
May 15, 2024 at 12:26 AM
I wanted to see this all my life
May 11, 2024 at 6:39 AM
January 31, 2024 at 5:09 AM
girl dinner
October 28, 2023 at 6:33 AM
tfw your precariously teetering compost falls over & you desperately miss your fuzzy trash surfer
October 12, 2023 at 11:41 PM
one year today without my furry soulmate, impossibly
September 29, 2023 at 11:03 PM
September 14, 2023 at 10:25 PM
*how your Tuesday finds me
August 29, 2023 at 8:20 PM
literally what is this
August 9, 2023 at 6:25 PM
had a date with some goats
August 9, 2023 at 4:42 AM
you say I may be a little dramatic

meanwhile I’m over here living with a literal actual monster
August 7, 2023 at 10:20 PM
sure we’re all talking about the Trump indictment but also Taco Bell was just sued for misrepresenting the amount of meat/ingredients in its products “by almost double”

so it’s clear today the people are demanding justice on all levels and will not be denied
August 2, 2023 at 1:06 AM
August 2, 2023 at 12:32 AM
August 1, 2023 at 11:48 PM
the center cannot hold, anarchy is loosed upon the world
August 1, 2023 at 2:11 AM
July 5, 2023 at 6:21 AM
July 5, 2023 at 6:19 AM
I don’t even follow you but definitely not the podcast
July 4, 2023 at 4:57 AM
wait how are you doing still gifs
July 4, 2023 at 4:43 AM
oh no
June 27, 2023 at 7:43 PM
name me a harder thing to walk on than a stationary escalator
June 15, 2023 at 8:20 AM
Happy Trump Arrest Day!
June 13, 2023 at 8:10 PM
I am begging you
June 12, 2023 at 4:32 AM
it’s a vodka martini,* right? I just know it

*the superior martini
June 2, 2023 at 6:34 AM