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Seems the perfect time to migrate and expand an old Twitter thread of mine about the greatest art heist of the twentieth century...

'INDIANA WHO: CRUSADE OF DEATH!' An adventure in art-theft starring Julian Glover... and Julian Glover.
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Never give in to pessimism, folks. I left the house without sunglasses and this was a mistake. 🌧️ ☀️ 🌧️ ☀️
November 10, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Two weeks until the most wonderful time of the year: the London Fortean Society’s The Haunted Landscape at Conway Hall. 👻 ✨ 📚 💀
November 9, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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Get unstuck in time with us as we begin Kurt Vonnegut's Slaughterhouse-Five, a profound novel about war, trauma and plunger-shaped aliens.

New, FREE show! (link in comments)
November 6, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Good morning, you lot. ☕️
November 7, 2025 at 9:21 AM
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ANNIVERSARY! 🎉 A selection of new-Who Doctors 2005-2025 in a new audio compilation. Click https://bgfn.sh/1125 to read more and to pre-order for release later this month.
November 5, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Fireworks PIF countdown: number one! HAND (1976) This all-time classic PIF featured bandages that haunted a million nightmares and turned sparklers into something to be feared. It worked on me. Happy Bonfire Night!
November 5, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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Other work of the Ladybird artists

‘Bonfire Night’ (1951)
Artist: Ronald Lampitt
November 5, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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Other work by the Ladybird artists
‘Autumn scene’
Artist: Ronald Lampitt
November 4, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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An East Anglian week ahead for Nunkie. There's not much ticket availability, but there're a few left for "A Warning to the Curious" in Felixstowe on Friday tinyurl.com/muffd4ez
November 3, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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“Do you want to come back to my place?”

“Yeah, alright.”
February 23, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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A wee bit of news to end the year on: I couldn't be happier to share that I'm writing a BFI Film Classics book on Ishiro Honda's original GODZILLA! It'll be published by @bloomsburybooksuk.bsky.social in 2027 🖤
December 19, 2024 at 10:00 AM
Result! Thought I’d seen Godzilla: King of the Monsters but I have NOT. 🍿
November 2, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Great news - one of the best mini-series ever with a dazzling & eccentric screenplay by Troy Kennedy Martin & superb direction by Martin Campbell is back on iplayer.
If you haven’t seen it then you’re in for a real treat.
Come for Bob Peck, stay for Joe Don Baker.
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...
Edge of Darkness - Series 1: 1. Compassionate Leave
Thriller set in a world of obsessive state security. Ronald Craven is haunted by the murder of his daughter and begins his own investigation into her death.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 1, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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The mighty Edge of Darkness is on BBC4 tonight at 9.15 and also on iPlayer www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...

You can get yourself in the mood by watching our video podcast up to the spoiler warning. Lots of stuff about Troy Kennedy Martin and other prime movers behind this fantastic series.
Join us as for our latest episode as we watch Edge of Darkness. Audio version available wherever you get your podcasts. youtu.be/YShw_4yO03I?...
World of Telly Episode 2: Edge of Darkness
YouTube video by World of Telly
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November 1, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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"THE DALEKS" ("TV21" issue 93 (dated 29/10/66)).
#DoctorWho #DrWho #Daleks #comicbook #comicstrip #scifi #1960s
October 29, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Happy 1st of November.
Here’s a biscuit tin, designed in 1958 by CF Tunnicliffe
November 1, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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"The History of every major Galactic Civilization tends to pass through three distinct and recognizable phases, those of Survival, Inquiry and Sophistication, otherwise known as the How, Why and Where phases."
November 1, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Good morning. I just called my toaster ‘Toastie’, so that’s its name now. ☕️
November 1, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Tim Burton’s Sleepy Hollow is unfaithful to its primary source material in exactly the same way that Hammer was always unfaithful to theirs. Which makes it utterly faithful to its secondary source material.
a close up of a person 's face with teeth showing
Alt: Christopher Walken as the Headless Horseman.
media.tenor.com
October 31, 2025 at 8:39 PM
South Western Railway is the real monster.
October 31, 2025 at 5:18 PM
For Halloween I’m spending the day dressed as Arthur Dent. Same as a lot of the rest of the year, to be honest.
October 31, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Good morning, Pumpkinheads. 🎃
Ghost Coffee GIF
Alt: Ghost drinking coffee.
media.tenor.com
October 31, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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My favorite part of writing is when you feel at a loss, you're not entirely sure what it is yet, but you've got a deadline breathing down your neck, you go into a work-induced fugue state and ALL OF A SUDDEN a bolt of panic inspiration hits you with a brilliant plan AI COULD NEVER REPLICATE THAT
October 30, 2025 at 3:40 PM