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Mr Pastry
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Ale. Austria. Ale. Shonky old cars. Ale.
I’d usually say Tizer, but you chose wisely. Unlike this pillock
December 19, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Oh m8
December 19, 2025 at 8:46 PM
But I don’t want a crusty screen
December 18, 2025 at 12:18 PM
November 19, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Amateur. I’m on 5.
November 19, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Aye
November 1, 2025 at 12:18 PM
THERE
HE
FUCKING
IS!

PS: I might start using this a bit more now
September 6, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Ha! He was going to be Norman, Barry or Geoff.
He looks like a Norman.
September 2, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Someone has done a roundabout in Llandudno.
I just….
a man in a purple shirt is sitting at a table in a restaurant .
ALT: a man in a purple shirt is sitting at a table in a restaurant .
media.tenor.com
August 29, 2025 at 8:11 AM
I haven’t had chance to start watching series 2 yet.
I’m 3/4 way through series 1 again.
CAN’T
WAIT
May 14, 2025 at 4:35 PM
The sad thing is that it’s not surprising any longer.
May 2, 2025 at 7:00 AM