Mr Pastry
@mrpastry.bsky.social
Ale. Austria. Ale. Shonky old cars. Ale.
I’d usually say Tizer, but you chose wisely. Unlike this pillock
December 19, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I’d usually say Tizer, but you chose wisely. Unlike this pillock
A bit of lacing porn for you to enjoy on Black Eye Friday
December 19, 2025 at 6:47 PM
A bit of lacing porn for you to enjoy on Black Eye Friday
A rather emotional day
October 22, 2025 at 9:21 PM
A rather emotional day
Pillock graduates on Wednesday. She’s having a few days off from her post-grad to get on the #cans down in Plymouth.
I shall be joining her for Tuesdays installment.
I shall be joining her for Tuesdays installment.
October 19, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Pillock graduates on Wednesday. She’s having a few days off from her post-grad to get on the #cans down in Plymouth.
I shall be joining her for Tuesdays installment.
I shall be joining her for Tuesdays installment.
Catching up with Monty
October 17, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Catching up with Monty
That feeling when you’d spent ages perfectly balancing the TRV’s for Mum last winter but she decided to fiddle with them anyway and now wasn’t sure why some rooms are cold.
September 17, 2025 at 11:25 AM
That feeling when you’d spent ages perfectly balancing the TRV’s for Mum last winter but she decided to fiddle with them anyway and now wasn’t sure why some rooms are cold.
So when did Bluesky allow you post your own GIFS?
It had to be this one, dedicated to @hippriest.bsky.social, obvs.
It had to be this one, dedicated to @hippriest.bsky.social, obvs.
September 6, 2025 at 6:50 PM
So when did Bluesky allow you post your own GIFS?
It had to be this one, dedicated to @hippriest.bsky.social, obvs.
It had to be this one, dedicated to @hippriest.bsky.social, obvs.
Just told Norman that he’s going for a bath….
September 2, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Just told Norman that he’s going for a bath….
Aldi may or may not have a special on Austrian wine
August 2, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Aldi may or may not have a special on Austrian wine
I can’t be the only one who thinks this looks like Barry from Hi-De-Hi
July 30, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I can’t be the only one who thinks this looks like Barry from Hi-De-Hi
Uni done.
That went VERY quickly. I’ve enjoyed my little trips down to Plymouth over the last few years to visit Jess.
She’s done brilliantly and has come a long way in the last 3 years.
Cambridge next for her post grad!
That went VERY quickly. I’ve enjoyed my little trips down to Plymouth over the last few years to visit Jess.
She’s done brilliantly and has come a long way in the last 3 years.
Cambridge next for her post grad!
June 27, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Uni done.
That went VERY quickly. I’ve enjoyed my little trips down to Plymouth over the last few years to visit Jess.
She’s done brilliantly and has come a long way in the last 3 years.
Cambridge next for her post grad!
That went VERY quickly. I’ve enjoyed my little trips down to Plymouth over the last few years to visit Jess.
She’s done brilliantly and has come a long way in the last 3 years.
Cambridge next for her post grad!
Pillock is 21 today.
Jesus wept.
Jesus wept.
April 28, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Pillock is 21 today.
Jesus wept.
Jesus wept.
Catching up with Monty
April 4, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Catching up with Monty
When you’re going for the big finish, but….
February 8, 2025 at 10:59 PM
When you’re going for the big finish, but….
4 years.
Cheers Dad x
Cheers Dad x
January 18, 2025 at 8:43 PM
4 years.
Cheers Dad x
Cheers Dad x
Hello and good morning
January 11, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Hello and good morning
Just watching a Midlands Today piece about Uni of Staffordshire and they have a campus in……London
January 9, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Just watching a Midlands Today piece about Uni of Staffordshire and they have a campus in……London
We do ale proper in my neck of the woods
December 25, 2024 at 8:26 PM
We do ale proper in my neck of the woods
You’ve interrupted my sleep by putting another log on the fire.
I shall casually look at you in disgust, whilst using the minimum of effort
I shall casually look at you in disgust, whilst using the minimum of effort
December 22, 2024 at 6:19 PM
You’ve interrupted my sleep by putting another log on the fire.
I shall casually look at you in disgust, whilst using the minimum of effort
I shall casually look at you in disgust, whilst using the minimum of effort