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Charlie Szymanski
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Enemy of the state and corporate owned journalist at Reuters

Phoenix, AZ
Pinned
First attempt to find Reuters people on here: go.bsky.app/JGcTPi3 -- Someday we'll get the Social Media team to get the actual handle up and running.
Kind of disappointed Michigan isn't going to hit 100 tonight, not gonna lie. It's 83-49 with about 3 minutes left.
December 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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We're gotten the 'this season is wide open, no clear #1 team, etc.' the past few days, but idk man.
December 10, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Jason Benetti: "Michigan has more points in the paint, 30, than Villanova has total, 23."
December 10, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Michigan up on Villanova 53-23 at halftime. It's not that close.
December 10, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Michigan basketball is something special this year.
December 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Ditching Spotify has been a bleak experience to say the least:

aftermath.site/cancel-spotify...
December 8, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Trying to picture Troy Aikman doing a Howard Cosell and announcing a celebrity death during Monday Night Football. "I gotta tell ya, Joe, Taylor was dead when she got to the hospital."
December 9, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Man the trailers for Project Hail Mary look so good. Fingers crossed it's as good of an adaptation as The Martian.
December 5, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Why on earth would a USPS package go from San Francisco to White Plains, New York on its way to Phoenix other than to drive me insane?
December 4, 2025 at 5:47 PM
This data from Garmin would be a delight to play with, I think: www.garmin.com/en-US/blog/g...
2025 Garmin Connect data report | Garmin Blog
The Garmin Connect data report looks back at the overall health and wellness trends of Garmin customers in 2025. How did you do?
www.garmin.com
December 3, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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i think a college football coach should be able to seize control of whatever football program he wants, provided he does so on the open seas
December 2, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Oh please. That was definitely not the right call, no matter how ridiculous the rule is.
November 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Dumbest rule in sports may go in Michigan's favor
November 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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WE'RE THERE
Oh no, Ryan Day has the rosy cheeks and is trying to prove his team's toughness on the goalline again
November 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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The blatant neuroses on display all throughout Ohio State-Michigan are so great. No other game has anywhere near this amount of "if you don't go for it on fourth down you're a coward" going on
November 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Love that Ryan Day is still stubbornly trying to show how much of a man he is with his play calling instead of just doing the right thing.
November 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I know I'm old when I'm annoyed that Michigan Stadium is blasting music in constantly instead of letting the band play.
November 29, 2025 at 5:51 PM
What idiot official made that a touchdown?
November 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Yuuuuuppppp
Wink Martindale cracks me up, big-ass flatbill hat, oakleys, the goatee, weird-ass blitzes, holds up his playcard like he's reading off the secrets of the pharaohs

I'd hate him so much I'd vibrate with rage if he were on my team's staff
November 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Reverse Manhattanhenge sunrise behind 42nd Street and the skyline of midtown Manhattan in New York City, Saturday morning seen from Weehawken, NJ. #newyorkcity #nyc #newyork #manhattanhenge #sunrise
November 29, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Waking up, getting ready to settle in grimly and watch the Michigan game later.
November 29, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Seven Nation Army
November 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Jack White brings out Eminem
November 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM