MaWa
@mrmawa.bsky.social
34. Swiftie. Musical theatre enthusiast. Recovering Harry Potter nerd. Former gifted kid, "adult". Aspiring dog dad.
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my brother eloped today can’t get over how happy they look together just load my frickin lard carcass into the mud no coffin just wet wet mud
October 10, 2025 at 2:08 AM
my brother eloped today can’t get over how happy they look together just load my frickin lard carcass into the mud no coffin just wet wet mud
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May our ass & wallet get fatter this year. 🤲🏼🤲🏼
January 3, 2025 at 1:28 AM
May our ass & wallet get fatter this year. 🤲🏼🤲🏼
Not me having to work on a day that I didn’t take off.
December 30, 2024 at 5:49 PM
Not me having to work on a day that I didn’t take off.
Only a few more years to go
I made it to 42 without any real skills or ability to make money or children so just kind of floating along until the clock runs out
December 22, 2024 at 10:01 AM
Only a few more years to go
Just me being a festive fag!
December 20, 2024 at 12:23 PM
Just me being a festive fag!
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I love being a homosexual. (Just picked out my holiday cards!)
November 19, 2024 at 7:55 PM
I love being a homosexual. (Just picked out my holiday cards!)
When I say I’m educated but stupid, what I mean is: I have an MBA, but I locked myself out of my bedroom today.
October 31, 2023 at 8:49 PM
When I say I’m educated but stupid, what I mean is: I have an MBA, but I locked myself out of my bedroom today.
Mr. Clean
if you had to marry a corporate mascot which one would it be and why
September 19, 2023 at 7:01 AM
Mr. Clean
After having surgery last week and being out on PTO, this work week has been insane. Luckily I kind of love my job?
September 14, 2023 at 9:29 PM
After having surgery last week and being out on PTO, this work week has been insane. Luckily I kind of love my job?
Ok, get him back! is that bitch
September 9, 2023 at 8:08 AM
Ok, get him back! is that bitch
When Dr. Lecter said to Clarice: “you’re not more than one generation from poor white trash”, I felt that.
September 2, 2023 at 10:08 PM
When Dr. Lecter said to Clarice: “you’re not more than one generation from poor white trash”, I felt that.
Yesterday at work, a lawyer suggested gender-neutral language for someone who could be pregnant or nursing and it honestly made me so happy
September 2, 2023 at 9:02 AM
Yesterday at work, a lawyer suggested gender-neutral language for someone who could be pregnant or nursing and it honestly made me so happy
Way too excited for the first hurricane of the season
August 28, 2023 at 8:57 PM
Way too excited for the first hurricane of the season
Is there a planet or a moon or some shit in retrograde? I don’t actually ascribe to astrology but I need to believe something is causing this week.
August 23, 2023 at 5:05 PM
Is there a planet or a moon or some shit in retrograde? I don’t actually ascribe to astrology but I need to believe something is causing this week.