Phil Hare's Ghost
@mrlepus.bsky.social
Idiot.
Dog lover owned by a cat. NHS superfan. Harassing Tories. Lego. Religiophobic Humanist.
Occasional #Wülferhampton mud slinger.
Dog lover owned by a cat. NHS superfan. Harassing Tories. Lego. Religiophobic Humanist.
Occasional #Wülferhampton mud slinger.
Apparently I may not continue with the Radio Times crossword at this juncture.
November 25, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Apparently I may not continue with the Radio Times crossword at this juncture.
What do you mean your dishwasher doesn't have an automatic prewash? How very gauche.
November 24, 2025 at 7:43 PM
What do you mean your dishwasher doesn't have an automatic prewash? How very gauche.
"Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, you gave it away..."
November 23, 2025 at 3:12 PM
"Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, you gave it away..."
Just finished the audiobook of this. It was exceptionally well performed, but I am tempted to get the paperback as well. I won't say any more: the less one knows about it before listening/reading, the better.
November 22, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Just finished the audiobook of this. It was exceptionally well performed, but I am tempted to get the paperback as well. I won't say any more: the less one knows about it before listening/reading, the better.
Although it may have been Richard Dawkins who coined the word "meme" in 1976, we had to wait until 1977 for the person who would truly make it popular:
November 21, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Although it may have been Richard Dawkins who coined the word "meme" in 1976, we had to wait until 1977 for the person who would truly make it popular:
Oh look who it is. I might call ICE* on this mofo.
*Invasive Cat Ejectors
*Invasive Cat Ejectors
November 19, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Oh look who it is. I might call ICE* on this mofo.
*Invasive Cat Ejectors
*Invasive Cat Ejectors
Not without either trepidation, difficulty, or possibly both!
November 18, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Not without either trepidation, difficulty, or possibly both!
Just been back through the footage of the cat cam because either Mog got suddenly very hungry or she had a visitor. Look at this chonky floof (being casually overseen by Mog). 1/5
November 18, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Just been back through the footage of the cat cam because either Mog got suddenly very hungry or she had a visitor. Look at this chonky floof (being casually overseen by Mog). 1/5
It's 05:43 and I'm still awake because absolutely fuck my brain. Cat appears to be in standby mode.
November 18, 2025 at 5:46 AM
It's 05:43 and I'm still awake because absolutely fuck my brain. Cat appears to be in standby mode.
Post your favourite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Post your favourite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
Whilst I appreciate this is not exactly in line with your sentiment, a really big part of me thinks we've reached the point of abandoning witty rhetoric and cutting sarcasm, and should just hand things over to this chap instead.
November 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Whilst I appreciate this is not exactly in line with your sentiment, a really big part of me thinks we've reached the point of abandoning witty rhetoric and cutting sarcasm, and should just hand things over to this chap instead.
What movie villain is a horrible "person", but an absolute joy to watch on screen?
November 11, 2025 at 6:56 PM
What movie villain is a horrible "person", but an absolute joy to watch on screen?
Oh. Oh IT IS ON.
@martian-observer.art
@callie99.bsky.social
@ghobubo.bsky.social
@pombalstoat.bsky.social
@lillieg.bsky.social
@martian-observer.art
@callie99.bsky.social
@ghobubo.bsky.social
@pombalstoat.bsky.social
@lillieg.bsky.social
November 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
All enemies vanquished. Now in standby mode.
November 7, 2025 at 2:58 AM
All enemies vanquished. Now in standby mode.
Looks like she's currently considering going outside to stir up some shit.
November 7, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Looks like she's currently considering going outside to stir up some shit.
November 3, 2025 at 3:03 PM
There are two types of "Not Helping":
• Passively Not Helping, where one fails to assist.
• Actively Not Helping, where one interferes.
However, the ability to be both Passively and Actively Not Helping *at the same time* is the preserve of bus drivers and cats.
• Passively Not Helping, where one fails to assist.
• Actively Not Helping, where one interferes.
However, the ability to be both Passively and Actively Not Helping *at the same time* is the preserve of bus drivers and cats.
November 2, 2025 at 5:28 PM
There are two types of "Not Helping":
• Passively Not Helping, where one fails to assist.
• Actively Not Helping, where one interferes.
However, the ability to be both Passively and Actively Not Helping *at the same time* is the preserve of bus drivers and cats.
• Passively Not Helping, where one fails to assist.
• Actively Not Helping, where one interferes.
However, the ability to be both Passively and Actively Not Helping *at the same time* is the preserve of bus drivers and cats.
Currently being pointedly ignored by the cat because I allowed her Aunty J9 to come and ram a tablet down her throat and cut her claws.
October 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Currently being pointedly ignored by the cat because I allowed her Aunty J9 to come and ram a tablet down her throat and cut her claws.
Who's solving the Louvre robbery? Right answers only.
October 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Who's solving the Louvre robbery? Right answers only.
This afternoon's project.
I'd love to meet whoever first thought up the idea of adding stickers to Lego sets. Just for a quick chat.
Maybe in a sound-proofed room.
With a single chair in it.
I'd love to meet whoever first thought up the idea of adding stickers to Lego sets. Just for a quick chat.
Maybe in a sound-proofed room.
With a single chair in it.
October 19, 2025 at 6:12 PM
This afternoon's project.
I'd love to meet whoever first thought up the idea of adding stickers to Lego sets. Just for a quick chat.
Maybe in a sound-proofed room.
With a single chair in it.
I'd love to meet whoever first thought up the idea of adding stickers to Lego sets. Just for a quick chat.
Maybe in a sound-proofed room.
With a single chair in it.
Do it. It's amazeballs.
October 18, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Do it. It's amazeballs.