Joshua Janiak
@mrjaniak.bsky.social
TV producer (Today Show, Modern Marvels alum)
Been to every MLB park + 3 of the temporary minor league ones, AMA
Been to every MLB park + 3 of the temporary minor league ones, AMA
Doesn’t deserve a plaque but if he’s gonna get one, the sign-stealing role should absolutely be the headline of it. And if you’re gonna let him in, then Bonds should be too.
Breaking news: Switch hitter extraordinaire Carlos Beltrán and center field savant Andruw Jones were elected to the National Baseball Hall of Fame. Beltrán was voted in by baseball writers despite his infamous sign-stealing scandal in 2017.
Carlos Beltrán elected to Hall of Fame despite Astros sign-stealing scandal
Beltrán was voted in by baseball writers despite his reputation as a ringleader of Houston’s infamous scheme in 2017. Andruw Jones also heads to Cooperstown.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 20, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Doesn’t deserve a plaque but if he’s gonna get one, the sign-stealing role should absolutely be the headline of it. And if you’re gonna let him in, then Bonds should be too.
I’m assuming the bottom line of this roster is the name of the parking attendants, because otherwise how are you that unsuccessful.
January 13, 2026 at 4:15 PM
I’m assuming the bottom line of this roster is the name of the parking attendants, because otherwise how are you that unsuccessful.
Danielle addresses Bunnies as MrBeast entertains please to buy NewJeans”
Danielle addresses Bunnies as MrBeast entertains pleas to buy NewJeans
Danielle Addresses Bunnies As MrBeast Entertains Pleas To Buy NewJeans
South Korean label ADOR and K-pop group NewJeans have been embroiled in a heated legal saga for over a year, and it took an unexpected turn last month when the label terminated and sued Danielle, one-...
stereogum.com
January 13, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Danielle addresses Bunnies as MrBeast entertains please to buy NewJeans”
Chicago during the second half in the playoffs.
January 11, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Chicago during the second half in the playoffs.
Chicago in the playoffs
January 11, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Chicago in the playoffs
The NFL badly needs open seeding. An 8-9 division winner getting a home playoff game, rather than the 12-5 WC team makes zero sense.
Analysis: In three of the six opening-round matchups in the NFL playoffs, the road team had more wins than the home team, and collectively, the road teams had one more win during the regular season.
Analysis | Home-field advantage isn’t what it seems in the first round of the NFL playoffs
NFL primer: The wild-card teams must go on the road, but in some cases they project as stronger teams than the division winners they’ll be facing.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 10, 2026 at 12:33 PM
The NFL badly needs open seeding. An 8-9 division winner getting a home playoff game, rather than the 12-5 WC team makes zero sense.
Sorry, just catching up here… the Indiana Hoosiers have a football team??
January 10, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Sorry, just catching up here… the Indiana Hoosiers have a football team??
This is so helpful, my biggest worry for years has been that my breakfast cereal is too effeminate.
what fresh hell is this on the streets of brooklyn?
January 9, 2026 at 10:45 PM
This is so helpful, my biggest worry for years has been that my breakfast cereal is too effeminate.
Jesse Watters left behind a wife and two children from a previous marriage, when he cheated on his wife with an entry-level co-worker.
Jesse Watters highlights that Renee Nicole Good, the woman killed by ICE, had "pronouns in her bio" and "leaves behind a lesbian partner and a child from a previous marriage"
January 8, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Jesse Watters left behind a wife and two children from a previous marriage, when he cheated on his wife with an entry-level co-worker.
Reposted by Joshua Janiak
im sorry i know it sucks but journalists are going to have to be willing to get fired for simply describing what they see happening with their own eyes, you look like fucking morons
"Was the officer struck by the vehicle, as President Trump insists, or did the car pass by or around him?"
If we only had some trusted institution that could adjudicate between competing claims by relying on facts.
If we only had some trusted institution that could adjudicate between competing claims by relying on facts.
January 8, 2026 at 2:53 AM
im sorry i know it sucks but journalists are going to have to be willing to get fired for simply describing what they see happening with their own eyes, you look like fucking morons
Finally starting this today, but reading it in my best attempt at a This Day in History order, for an anniversary significant to that player (Koufax perfect game, Randy Johnson/bird, etc.). Or today, Adrian Beltre signing with the Rangers. Should be fun to savor it all year, @joeposnanski.com
January 5, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Finally starting this today, but reading it in my best attempt at a This Day in History order, for an anniversary significant to that player (Koufax perfect game, Randy Johnson/bird, etc.). Or today, Adrian Beltre signing with the Rangers. Should be fun to savor it all year, @joeposnanski.com
In general, but option 2 if specifically for an NYC office.
January 2, 2026 at 12:56 AM
In general, but option 2 if specifically for an NYC office.
Lucy Dacus performing at Zohran’s inauguration. New York City, we are so fucking back.
January 1, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Lucy Dacus performing at Zohran’s inauguration. New York City, we are so fucking back.
I’ve gotten more compliments and catcalls (positive) on this shirt than on any other one in my life… As of midnight tonight, rest easy, brother. Your watch has ended. 🫡
January 1, 2026 at 12:49 AM
I’ve gotten more compliments and catcalls (positive) on this shirt than on any other one in my life… As of midnight tonight, rest easy, brother. Your watch has ended. 🫡
Andrew Cuomo, starting every complaint about his 2025…
December 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Andrew Cuomo, starting every complaint about his 2025…
Last 5 minutes of the game so good, we’ve totally overlooked Brady referring to the Bears iconic home unis as black.
December 21, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Last 5 minutes of the game so good, we’ve totally overlooked Brady referring to the Bears iconic home unis as black.
Been waiting for this announcement… See you in January, my son’s first trip to the Hall!
Autumn Glory still runs Dodger Blue in Cooperstown.
See treasures from the back-to-back World Series champions in the Museum’s postseason exhibit: ow.ly/1EKc50XKvWG
See treasures from the back-to-back World Series champions in the Museum’s postseason exhibit: ow.ly/1EKc50XKvWG
December 16, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Been waiting for this announcement… See you in January, my son’s first trip to the Hall!
Of course they named it J.A.R.V.I.S. They’re 12.
Disney has launched an AI tool for employees called DisneyGPT
• It's designed to help 'unlock the magic of your imagination'
• Includes verified Walt Disney quotes and lets employees make internal requests
• They're now developing a more advanced AI tool called J.A.R.V.I.S
(via Business Insider)
• It's designed to help 'unlock the magic of your imagination'
• Includes verified Walt Disney quotes and lets employees make internal requests
• They're now developing a more advanced AI tool called J.A.R.V.I.S
(via Business Insider)
December 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Of course they named it J.A.R.V.I.S. They’re 12.
Love to raise my newborn with data scraped from long-dead websites, abandoned blogs, and factually incorrect information.
FALLON: “And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
ALTMAN: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
@moreperfectunion.bsky.social
ALTMAN: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
@moreperfectunion.bsky.social
December 9, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Love to raise my newborn with data scraped from long-dead websites, abandoned blogs, and factually incorrect information.
The Yankees should bring back the facial hair policy solely out of spite.
The #Mets have agreed to terms with free-agent RHP Devin Williams on a 3 year contract, per @willsammon.bsky.social
December 2, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The Yankees should bring back the facial hair policy solely out of spite.
I promised my wife yesterday that I wouldn’t bring up The Power Broker at Thanksgiving and this article made me an immediate liar.
November 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I promised my wife yesterday that I wouldn’t bring up The Power Broker at Thanksgiving and this article made me an immediate liar.
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One small thing that jeopardizes any claim NYC might have to the "Greatest City in the World" title is that there's both a Jets game and a Giants game on tv here every week for the entire football season.
November 9, 2025 at 8:10 PM
One small thing that jeopardizes any claim NYC might have to the "Greatest City in the World" title is that there's both a Jets game and a Giants game on tv here every week for the entire football season.
Reposted by Joshua Janiak
Getting out of the way of a game-tying HBP and then swinging at strike 3 at your eyes is one of the most brutal game-ending bases loaded PA i've ever seen
October 14, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Getting out of the way of a game-tying HBP and then swinging at strike 3 at your eyes is one of the most brutal game-ending bases loaded PA i've ever seen
Genuinely cannot believe this is real (positive)
October 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Genuinely cannot believe this is real (positive)
Reposted by Joshua Janiak
Happy Yankees Elimination Day to all who celebrate
October 9, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Happy Yankees Elimination Day to all who celebrate