David Whitley
@mrdavidwhitley.bsky.social
Travel writer. Nerd. General annoyance.
I never met a joke I liked that I didn't want to drill into the ground.
Writes quizzes at https://geograquiz.com/ . Shares unsolicited thoughts at https://planetwhitley.com/ .
I never met a joke I liked that I didn't want to drill into the ground.
Writes quizzes at https://geograquiz.com/ . Shares unsolicited thoughts at https://planetwhitley.com/ .
Morgan McSweeney looks like the world's angriest twink.
November 14, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Morgan McSweeney looks like the world's angriest twink.
A solidly traditional Journalese After from Reuters
November 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
A solidly traditional Journalese After from Reuters
Elegant variation from the New York Times, with a 'following'.
November 9, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Elegant variation from the New York Times, with a 'following'.
Al Jazeera weighing in with its own Journalese After.
November 9, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Al Jazeera weighing in with its own Journalese After.
Another exquisite Journalese After from the Telegraph.
November 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Another exquisite Journalese After from the Telegraph.
When you hear there's another new job going.
November 9, 2025 at 6:59 PM
When you hear there's another new job going.
The post-Gatwa era sounds a bit dark
November 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The post-Gatwa era sounds a bit dark
We gave Big Flump to Big 'Un on the same day. She won't admit it to friends, but she hugs Big Flump every night, too. Grade A teddies.
Top advice to newish parents: Invest in a teddy you think looks BRILLIANT.
Top advice to newish parents: Invest in a teddy you think looks BRILLIANT.
October 13, 2025 at 10:56 PM
We gave Big Flump to Big 'Un on the same day. She won't admit it to friends, but she hugs Big Flump every night, too. Grade A teddies.
Top advice to newish parents: Invest in a teddy you think looks BRILLIANT.
Top advice to newish parents: Invest in a teddy you think looks BRILLIANT.
Here's Little Flump (alongside Big Momma the Wombat). The first teddy we ever gave her, and a genuinely excellent teddy.
October 13, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Here's Little Flump (alongside Big Momma the Wombat). The first teddy we ever gave her, and a genuinely excellent teddy.
Unsolicited Dicks pic.
October 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Unsolicited Dicks pic.
Well, when you put it like that, fair point.
October 10, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Well, when you put it like that, fair point.
Oh my word... Hang it in the Louvre.
October 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Oh my word... Hang it in the Louvre.
Good to see these tributes to Roy 'Spook' Jay.
September 21, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Good to see these tributes to Roy 'Spook' Jay.
Come on then, you big bastard.
September 21, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Come on then, you big bastard.
This new Teletubbies opening sequence looks rubbish.
September 18, 2025 at 4:17 PM
This new Teletubbies opening sequence looks rubbish.
"Why does Noddy wear a bell on his hat?"
September 17, 2025 at 10:13 PM
"Why does Noddy wear a bell on his hat?"
Ironically, you could call this a rail service.
September 14, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Ironically, you could call this a rail service.
I find it incredibly funny that a company would choose this as the main image to advertise their tour.
September 11, 2025 at 10:15 AM
I find it incredibly funny that a company would choose this as the main image to advertise their tour.
Got to concede that Banksy has knocked it out of the park this time.
September 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Got to concede that Banksy has knocked it out of the park this time.
