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Senior Corporate Multimedia Artist
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“Definitely Ransomware”
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@doll.dollsky.social you’re going to take me off that @talibkweli.bsky.social list of yours.
I don’t harass people at anyone’s whim or mention. I don’t harass trans people. I don’t care what Kweli does on here. What y’all do is your business.

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November 30, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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This is now a thing and the shitposting on LinkedIn will continue until morale improves.
November 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Grok symbol goes away, too
screenshot of maximized Twitter app with no Grok and the follow button is replaced with the website logo iPhone screenshot of apps in background showing the Grok symbol on the Twitter one
November 16, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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The Devil is real. 🤦‍♂️
Anonymous company LinkedIn headline, “Trusted by customers. Loved by team members. The smarter way to career.”
November 13, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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Two more sleeps
Then, day drinking and puzzle solving

Almost done 🏴‍☠️
A black box on a table with a graduated green cutting mat on top. The box is open and on the underside of the lid is a sign. On the sign is an Uncle Sam except the suited man pointing at you has a dog skull for a head. The words “Cadaver Dog Wants You!” surrounds the man. Also on the sign is login info for a raspberry pi, and a drawing of a dead elephant with text underneath that reads: only the dead see the end of a war (attributed to the philosopher Plato), Inside the box is a small pile of origami elephants. On the front is the DEFCON group 610 logo and the text, “DEFCON group 610 PubCrawl CTF 2025”.
November 7, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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“An Elephant Named War”
An origami elephant.
November 5, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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FINALLY some synergy for this 🤘
Magic: The Gathering card “Goblin Mutant” 2 generic and 2 red mana to cast. Creature Type is Goblin Mutant. Power and Toughness is 5 and 3. Has Trample. Cannot attack if defending player controls an untapped creature with power greater than 2. Cannot be assigned to block any creature with power greater than 2.
October 9, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Magic: The Gathering card “Mind Bomb” Blue Sorcery card, costs one blue mana. Most recent rules text: “Each player may discard up to three cards. Mind Bomb deals damage to each player equal to 3 minus the number of cards they discarded this way.”
October 8, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Half way through
What a trip 🏴‍☠️
September 5, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Post a meme made by you
Gina Davis next to a bottle, both are in front of a mesa. Gina says, “Yeah.”
August 30, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Aye! I really need to take care of these bald faced hornets
August 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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I made the Hostname Hall of Fame at HOPE_16.

Im okay with it. 🍷😜🏴‍☠️
#DefinitelyRansomware
mrcrypt (definitely ransomware) Hostname Hall of Fame • Dees-Nuts (welcome back, legend) • DontWorryAboutIt (we're worried) • badbox (133t h4x0r?) • ZoneofDestruction (subtle) • devnull (where packets go to die) • skiv (minimalist) • workshop-ayayay (workshop enthusiast!) • The-Spicy-Pickle (4) • kungfoo24u (24/7 martial arts?) • Tourniquet (stop the bleeding) • mrcrypt (definitely ransomware) • BEEFTYFOUR (O×BEEE + 543) • anonymous (expect us) • megaframe (big packets only) • Surveillance-Drone (not suspicious at all) • holyhandgrenade (count to 3!) • proof-through-the-night (patriotic hacker) • Flesh-Eater-2 (what happened to 1?!) • NSA0192B0 (totally not a fed) Peak hostname creativity - You magnificent weirdos!
August 19, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Artists use only one piece to convince people to follow you.
#Art #DarkArt

Screenshot only.
It’s the cover for a puzzle on my site (link in bio, because I suck at the internet).

#steganography
cadaverdoG society zine cover “Easy as 0,1,1,2,3”
August 9, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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the third cadaverdoG puzzle/zine before the end of the year 👍
digitized the print zine and processing.

the other two are on my site under the “practice” puzzles. hashtag LiNKinBiO

[art by Tric Blister]
The bust man with a bearded dog skull, wearing a top hat with a dark sash with large white stars and a suit points at you (a la Uncle Sam). The words “Cadaver Dog Wants You!” Frame him above and below.
July 31, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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They put a Tron arcade game in Shadowrun: Hong Kong! 🤘😎
Stylized homage version of a Tron arcade game cabinet in a game room from the video game Shadowrun: Hong Kong.
July 1, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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We have a baby bunny this year in the garden.
A baby bunny sitting in part of a garden.
June 20, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Robin Williams in The Secret Agent (1996)
May 22, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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A great movie. 🍷
Popeye (1980) movie starring Robin Williams and Shelley Duvall.
May 21, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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May 9, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Well… 🤷‍♂️
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April 30, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Been meaning to post this.
Got to do the challenge coin for BSides Harrisburg again this year.
Half tone in metal was a learning experience for sure.
They supplied the logo and the cartoon hacker cow. I did the vector and layout they got to use for shirts and all that.

Thankful 🍷😎🏴‍☠️
Metal coin in a plastic case. Alternating blue and yellow dashes along the edge. Blue and yellow BSides Harrisburg logo in the center. Metal coin in a plastic case. Alternating blue and yellow dashes along the edge. Cartoon, anthropomorphic cow with a hoodie on and using a laptop. On the back of the laptop reads “HBG 2025”
April 29, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Earlier today - Wilkes-Barre, PA

#Handsoff
#3E
April 5, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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OSHA got it covered 😜
Yellow plastic “wet floor” sign except it’s changed to say “flying microwaves” (in English, French and Spanish). Depicted on the sign is a black stick figure getting hit in the head with a black icon of a microwave oven.
March 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Anybody willing to call these bastards and waste their scam ass time, feel free.

They’re calling from “Atlanta, GA”, but using Perkasie, PA area code. Looking to”buy property”.

Hava blast 🏴‍☠️

+1 (267) 459-4428
+1 (267) 459-4428 Perkasie, PA Call them and waste their time.
March 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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She liked chin scratches and belly rubs.
She was a rollie-pollie kitty and a proper weirdo who liked trying to eat fake plants and attack paper.

I’ve had many pets; many cats.
I’ve never had a cat like her.
The smartest, softest little black kitty.
T-Berry.
Princess Kitty.
Most precious Tita.

💔
Tita, a black American short hair cat lounging on the back of a recliner and looking right at you in her usual laid-back fashion. She was a wonderful kitty.
March 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM