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“Definitely Ransomware”
🎩😎🏴‍☠️

http://www.selfsploitationpress.net
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The write up for my @defcon610.bsky.social PubCrawl CTF is linked below.

You’ll need to print out a thing to do the puzzle, though. Details on the site.

DM with flags, if you’re so inclined.
Feedback appreciated.

Thanks 🍷😎🏴‍☠️

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The Real Thing
YouTube video by Faith No More - Topic
youtu.be
December 3, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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DO NOT update to the new ios Clip Studio Paint it’s broken and won’t open and crashes when it does. #ClipStudioPaint #CLIPSTUDIO
December 3, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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After #CyberMonday comes #PatchTuesday, naturally.

—> stickerthepla.net#018 <—

Dark times call for glow-in-the-dark #SafetyThird PVC patches with velcro backing. Deep discounts on batches of patches.

Bonus gifts for your sleigh: stickerthepla.net
#PatchAllTheThings
#EPluribusStickerum
December 2, 2025 at 10:57 PM
FUCK Donald Trump 🖕
Trump on Minnesota's Somali community: "They contribute nothing. I don't want them in our country, I'll be honest with you."
December 2, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Right on 😎
“Go back to your country”: a close read(ing) ✊🏾✊🏾
December 2, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Update: The failure of a line of stitches was all it took to simultaneously detach the handle and allow the zipper to fall apart.

I have new cases ordered, for now I'm kinda free-balling it
This case is a piece of shit, it resulted in a crazy gash on my screen. Be warned
December 2, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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Hi! I just wanted to let you know I'm having a 15% off everything sale at my Legendary Merch store until the 7th. Shirts, pins, patches, stickers + more! MissJackalope.store Come check it out! #defcon #bsides #SmallBusiness #jackalope #sale #CyberMondayDeals
December 1, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Imposter 😳 syndrome, gatekeeping, unnecessarily complex tools. There's a better way. Don't miss this relevant discussion with keynote speaker Jayson E Street!

Tickets are still available, but going fast! Get yours today! bsidesphilly.org

#BSidesPhilly #cybersecurity
December 1, 2025 at 7:00 PM
When the beauty of ugliness blindsides me in a way that makes me reel, I know I’m alive.

Can’t describe.

Hava great day! 🤘😎🏴‍☠️
December 1, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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New animation is up
Feathered Friends
YouTube video by WiggleWood
www.youtube.com
December 1, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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ALT-TXT:
a Magic the Gathering card, with selective letters blacked out, the remaining letters read, "i Need head
Creature — Human Assassin
i Need head
during your turn.
o yes,
your mouth"

the cost is 2 red mana, and the creature is 2/2.
The second most powerful Magic: The Gathering card of all time just dropped.
December 1, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I’m a very patient person.
For everyone with beef with a famous person, or any other reason, frankly, don’t involve me in your little internet wars.

Hava great day 🍷😎🏴‍☠️
November 30, 2025 at 9:46 PM
@moderation.bsky.app the account @doll.dollsky.social is trolling and involving me in matters I’ve had no participation in. They don’t like and are trolling a famous person whose posts on here I view from time to time.
Evidently this is happening to a lot of people. Feel free to ban. Thanks 🍷
November 30, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Moles and trolls.
Moles and trolls.

They never see the light of day.
@doll.dollsky.social you’re going to take me off that @talibkweli.bsky.social list of yours.
I don’t harass people at anyone’s whim or mention. I don’t harass trans people. I don’t care what Kweli does on here. What y’all do is your business.

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November 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
@doll.dollsky.social you’re going to take me off that @talibkweli.bsky.social list of yours.
I don’t harass people at anyone’s whim or mention. I don’t harass trans people. I don’t care what Kweli does on here. What y’all do is your business.

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November 30, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Basically globalism as it’s been done, but with WAY worse marketing. 🤦‍♂️
They're not hiding it, folks—straight up neo-Nazi advertising, from the font to the language to the 11 stars for the Confederacy. Then you have the DHS openly using white nationalist language of "remigrate", which means ethnic cleansing.

This is who MAGA is now.
November 30, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Pauper Commander anyone? These guys have a lot of fun with this oft-overlooked format.
Happy Turkey Day! Have some food, visit with family, and check out our Avatar gameplay with @lobbert8.bsky.social and Ginger! Huge thanks to @manapool.com for sponsoring this video!
#mtg #paupercommander #pdh

youtu.be/Z4eQMGRYxC8?...
This Avatar Pauper Commander Game Turns Into a 3v1!
YouTube video by Jalapeno Paupers
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:

1. Helmet/Faith No More
2. Dweezil Zappa
3. Soul Coughing
4. Suicidal Tendencies (Metallica & Danzig)
5. Ween
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:

1. Circle Jerks
2. Megadeth
3. Aerosmith
4. Psychedelic Furs
5. Wu Tang Clan /NAS /De La Soul
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:

1. Depeche Mode
2. The Cure
3. Florence & the Machine (more than anyone else)
4. David Byrne (Talking Heads in my dreams)
5. Kendrick Lamar
November 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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We raise our library voices to celebrate our Indigenous neighbors 💜

How wonderful to exist alongside Indigenous Peoples! You have always been here, you are still here. Celebrate & support them: their stories, history, community, art, food ✨

Thankful for you, we celebrate you today & every day 🧡
November 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
This is now a thing and the shitposting on LinkedIn will continue until morale improves.
November 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Hot Take: the Gremlins movie is bullshit.
Supposed to be set in Kingston Falls, Pennsylvania? Snow covered trees WITH ALL THE LEAVES STILL ON THEM! Uh huh. Yeah, nah 👎
November 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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It's live! Spellseekers, Episode 1: The Jesse Robkin Story!

Many Magic: The Gathering players dream of competing in the Pro Tour, but what is that journey really like?

Join us as we follow our very own Jesse Robkin behind the scenes of Magic's Pro Tour: youtu.be/TruZW-VUywE

#MagicTheGathering
November 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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See this and our whole host of interesting and informative talks at #BSidesPhilly 2025 on Dec 5th at 🎲 LIVE! Casino & Hotel! 🛏️

Don't wait! Get your tickets 🎟️ TODAY before they sell out! bsidesphilly.org

See you there!👍
November 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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ICYMI — We’re selling Ban Hunger, Not Books shirts, and every dollar goes directly to Feeding Wisconsin.

Grab one this holiday season and look good while doing good.

store.francescahong.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:01 PM