@mrcrouton.bsky.social
Food, drink, thrift store records, mediocre guitar player. Pretzel King of the KC Metro. ✌🏼❤️🥨
Just like the Pilgrims drew it up.
November 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Just like the Pilgrims drew it up.
Happy Thanksgiving Everyone! 🦃🍽 🏈🥨🍻
November 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Happy Thanksgiving Everyone! 🦃🍽 🏈🥨🍻
Daughter’s requested dinner. That girl will fuck up some parsnips. 😂 She has always loved them.
November 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Daughter’s requested dinner. That girl will fuck up some parsnips. 😂 She has always loved them.
Genius really.
November 25, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Genius really.
This was the exact amount of gin that was left in the bottle. 😬😂
November 25, 2025 at 1:20 AM
This was the exact amount of gin that was left in the bottle. 😬😂
This is my favorite time of year. When my Instagram feed is 50% European Krampus parades.
November 25, 2025 at 1:12 AM
This is my favorite time of year. When my Instagram feed is 50% European Krampus parades.
It’s one skillet meal night. Butter beans with veggies and Fritz’s knackwurst.
November 23, 2025 at 2:27 AM
It’s one skillet meal night. Butter beans with veggies and Fritz’s knackwurst.
This is amazing. I remember seeing it in the theater when I was in 3rd grade. 👴🏻
November 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
This is amazing. I remember seeing it in the theater when I was in 3rd grade. 👴🏻
Breffus Sammich™️
November 22, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Breffus Sammich™️
🎶🎶Look at my son. Pride is not the word I’m looking for.🎶🎶
November 21, 2025 at 5:16 PM
🎶🎶Look at my son. Pride is not the word I’m looking for.🎶🎶
Interviewer: So, what are your interests outside of work?
Me:
Me:
November 21, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Interviewer: So, what are your interests outside of work?
Me:
Me:
This story is great. Not a lot of people know about it. There are also pictures of them playing mini golf at the old Glenwood Manor (where Micro Center is on Metcalf)
November 17, 2025 at 5:46 PM
This story is great. Not a lot of people know about it. There are also pictures of them playing mini golf at the old Glenwood Manor (where Micro Center is on Metcalf)
Kiss my grits
November 16, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Kiss my grits
You’re welcome
November 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
You’re welcome
Mom’s “back yard” 😂
November 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Mom’s “back yard” 😂
Rare occurrence
November 11, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Rare occurrence
Watching Goldfinger so I decided to find Fort Knox. It now sits between a highway cloverleaf and a golf course. Kind of disappointing. 😕
November 10, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Watching Goldfinger so I decided to find Fort Knox. It now sits between a highway cloverleaf and a golf course. Kind of disappointing. 😕
The Canadian Premier League final is bonkers.
November 10, 2025 at 1:59 AM
The Canadian Premier League final is bonkers.
Post you from a different era.
November 7, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Post you from a different era.
This was Freddy’s natural position. I have pictures of her just like this as a two pound puppy. Aussies tend to have fixations. Hers was looking out windows. Didn’t really react to things, just seemed like she was afraid she would miss something. She was the best.
November 6, 2025 at 2:54 AM
This was Freddy’s natural position. I have pictures of her just like this as a two pound puppy. Aussies tend to have fixations. Hers was looking out windows. Didn’t really react to things, just seemed like she was afraid she would miss something. She was the best.