@mrcrouton.bsky.social
Food, drink, thrift store records, mediocre guitar player. Pretzel King of the KC Metro. ✌🏼❤️🥨
Just like the Pilgrims drew it up.
November 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Just like the Pilgrims drew it up.
Happy Thanksgiving Everyone! 🦃🍽 🏈🥨🍻
November 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Happy Thanksgiving Everyone! 🦃🍽 🏈🥨🍻
Daughter’s requested dinner. That girl will fuck up some parsnips. 😂 She has always loved them.
November 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Daughter’s requested dinner. That girl will fuck up some parsnips. 😂 She has always loved them.
I wasn’t going to share this because I don’t like to blow my own horn (mostly because it hurts my neck) but I got in and out of Costco in 10 minutes. I only needed three things, but in that moment I was as close as I’ll ever come to being a ninja. And no one can take that away from me.
November 26, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I wasn’t going to share this because I don’t like to blow my own horn (mostly because it hurts my neck) but I got in and out of Costco in 10 minutes. I only needed three things, but in that moment I was as close as I’ll ever come to being a ninja. And no one can take that away from me.
Costco has a wooden sauna kit for sale. Looks kinda cool honestly. The box is about the size of a full size mattress. Dude was leaving with one on a flatbed cart. On top of the box he had five pies and a cookie tray. My man is about to have a weekend he’ll remember forever.
November 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Costco has a wooden sauna kit for sale. Looks kinda cool honestly. The box is about the size of a full size mattress. Dude was leaving with one on a flatbed cart. On top of the box he had five pies and a cookie tray. My man is about to have a weekend he’ll remember forever.
Genius really.
November 25, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Genius really.
Wait! How did I miss HOMOSEX?! 😕
Hope
Crabs
Vodka
🎉🎊
Crabs
Vodka
🎉🎊
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Wait! How did I miss HOMOSEX?! 😕
Hope
Crabs
Vodka
🎉🎊
Crabs
Vodka
🎉🎊
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Hope
Crabs
Vodka
🎉🎊
Crabs
Vodka
🎉🎊
This was the exact amount of gin that was left in the bottle. 😬😂
November 25, 2025 at 1:20 AM
This was the exact amount of gin that was left in the bottle. 😬😂
This is my favorite time of year. When my Instagram feed is 50% European Krampus parades.
November 25, 2025 at 1:12 AM
This is my favorite time of year. When my Instagram feed is 50% European Krampus parades.
A Star is Born (1937)
A Star is Born (1954)
A Star is Born (1976)
A Star is Born (2018)
A Star is Born (1954)
A Star is Born (1976)
A Star is Born (2018)
Name 4 Films from 4 Decades.
November 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
A Star is Born (1937)
A Star is Born (1954)
A Star is Born (1976)
A Star is Born (2018)
A Star is Born (1954)
A Star is Born (1976)
A Star is Born (2018)
😱😱😱😱
I think next goal wins this NWSL final.
November 23, 2025 at 3:01 AM
😱😱😱😱
I think next goal wins this NWSL final.
November 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I think next goal wins this NWSL final.
It’s one skillet meal night. Butter beans with veggies and Fritz’s knackwurst.
November 23, 2025 at 2:27 AM
It’s one skillet meal night. Butter beans with veggies and Fritz’s knackwurst.
This is amazing. I remember seeing it in the theater when I was in 3rd grade. 👴🏻
November 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
This is amazing. I remember seeing it in the theater when I was in 3rd grade. 👴🏻
Ope! Read it wrong. Whew 😅
Meningitis ☹️
First word you see is how you will close out 2025 🌝💫
November 22, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Ope! Read it wrong. Whew 😅
Meningitis ☹️
November 22, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Meningitis ☹️
Breffus Sammich™️
November 22, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Breffus Sammich™️
“The part of you that feels alive is wired and can’t be severed from the damage seeking part of you that runs it.”
Sometimes I hear a song lyric and I’m like, how rude! I mean, 100% accurate, but still, rude!
Sometimes I hear a song lyric and I’m like, how rude! I mean, 100% accurate, but still, rude!
November 21, 2025 at 8:17 PM
“The part of you that feels alive is wired and can’t be severed from the damage seeking part of you that runs it.”
Sometimes I hear a song lyric and I’m like, how rude! I mean, 100% accurate, but still, rude!
Sometimes I hear a song lyric and I’m like, how rude! I mean, 100% accurate, but still, rude!
🎶🎶Look at my son. Pride is not the word I’m looking for.🎶🎶
November 21, 2025 at 5:16 PM
🎶🎶Look at my son. Pride is not the word I’m looking for.🎶🎶
Any time you can catch all or part of a movie in The Puppet Master series it’s a good day. Each one is more glorious than the next. They made these. Groups of people actually made these movies.
November 21, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Any time you can catch all or part of a movie in The Puppet Master series it’s a good day. Each one is more glorious than the next. They made these. Groups of people actually made these movies.
Interviewer: So, what are your interests outside of work?
Me:
Me:
November 21, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Interviewer: So, what are your interests outside of work?
Me:
Me: