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Mr. Pig
@mr-pig.bsky.social
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Grumpy about gaming, politics, writing, and memes.
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I'M ALL COOKED UP AND BUTTERED
A picture of me, an overweight white man with a beard, wearing nothing but a pair of swimming trunks with a pattern of cooked red lobsters. I have a sunburn on my face and shoulders. My skin is shining from lotion that might resemble butter.
July 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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AWAIT
A screenshot of the Samsung clock app. The song Breezy Dream is set to play at 5:00 PM on a Friday. The name of the alarm is "I'm all cooked up and buttered." https://youtu.be/kjK2zepQaTc?si=mgeoh5wtVTKOkGNw The song is light and breezy, with a ukulele. The music is meant to invite thoughts of the beach
July 25, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Okay
A crow with its mouth open in front of a red colored shed. The picture was taken at the Frankfurt zoo
July 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Nobody is more disappointed in me than me
An ai generated image of a comic book style cross of Yoda and Dr. Light from Megaman with a second pair of eyeballs on stalks on his forehead
April 1, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Oh shit there goes the planet
A bag of Lesser Evil brand Space Balls cheese balls
March 31, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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This is my other void
A black cat looking up at the camera. She is sitting on a wood floor
March 21, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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You showed me yours I'll show you mine
A black cat being held in someone's arms baby style, wearing a pink harness
March 21, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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It's time to post your favorite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only.
Michael Caine as Ebenezer Scrooge from Muppets Christmas Carol. He is wearing his night gown and cap while sticking his head out the window, smiling into a snowy Christmas day
March 18, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Exactly my logic
A black cat on my lap. It is a baby- shaped baby.
February 26, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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Don't you know the Dewey Decimal system?!
A picture of the opening credits to Conan the Barbarian with Arnold Schwarzenegger The joke is a reference to a gag in another movie, "UHF", in which they spoof Conan the Barbarian with Conan the Librarian.
January 22, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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@battybatbat.bsky.social
January 18, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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#Teamubreon #ane2025 #anthrocon2025 @heavenlysaturn.bsky.social
A sticker of Umbreon from Anthrocon 2025
January 17, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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I didn't expect to get drawn into the furry dance competition of all things #ane2025 #anthrocon
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January 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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A city street. From left to right, people are crowded into a small bus station. A single cyclist squeezes between them and a bus. Several people are crammed into a bus. A single driver in a car meant for 4 people occupies nearly the same amount of space a everyone else in the picture. The driver says, "Damn those bike paths and bus planes taking all the space!"
January 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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A picture of the Brooks Estate in Medford, MA in the snow
January 13, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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An image from Futurama. A rock creature says "I find both genders supremely disappointing."
January 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Advertise your account with one Simpsons image
Maggie Simpson holds a broken baby bottle like a knife, showing and coaxing an offscreen enemy to come at her, bro
January 10, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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420 likes
This post with 420 likes
January 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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I threw this together in Heroforge
A Heroforge character of a pudgy pig man with a red hoodie
January 5, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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You showed me yours now I'll show you mine
Black cat with white tuft on her chest staring at the camera since she has never been fed
January 2, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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You showed me yours, I'll show you mine
Cat, black. Insists it is unfed.
December 31, 2024 at 2:18 AM
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Panel 1: Stick figure man raises his finger and is about to say something Panel 2: Stick figure man lowers his finger and closes his mouth The meme illustrates a desire to argue OP's statement, but cannot find a fault in their logic
December 26, 2024 at 1:58 AM
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You showed me yours I'll show you mine
A black cat. Very cute, very hungry. She is staring into the camera.
December 25, 2024 at 11:09 PM
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A Christmas meme I gift to all in need
A screenshot from the Simpsons. Patty and Selma Bouvier are at the table with Marge. Patty: "There guess the last lingering thread of my heterosexuality."
December 24, 2024 at 2:42 AM
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I'm seeing more and more beaver memes lately.
In panel one, A female, pregnant beaver says to her partner, "Honey, my water broke!" In panel 2, the male beaver returns with sticks
December 24, 2024 at 1:31 AM