Molly
@mpif16.bsky.social
COA ‘22, Georgetown law ‘26
theater kid, future lawyer, dyke to watch out for
theater kid, future lawyer, dyke to watch out for
Me watching stranger things season 4: I don’t understand how she can listen to that song that many times without getting sick of it
Also me: listens to Everybody Scream on repeat for a half hour
Also me: listens to Everybody Scream on repeat for a half hour
December 19, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Me watching stranger things season 4: I don’t understand how she can listen to that song that many times without getting sick of it
Also me: listens to Everybody Scream on repeat for a half hour
Also me: listens to Everybody Scream on repeat for a half hour
Functioning at a level of LGBTQ where my closest male friend says “you really look like a boy right now” and I take that as a cue to flirt with him 🥰
December 19, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Functioning at a level of LGBTQ where my closest male friend says “you really look like a boy right now” and I take that as a cue to flirt with him 🥰
I’m the queen of making worrying a full time job
December 19, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I’m the queen of making worrying a full time job
I 💙 getting out of the shower and chopping my hair in a reckless and homosexual manner until I resemble a Stranger Things kid (I don't get to choose which one)
December 17, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I 💙 getting out of the shower and chopping my hair in a reckless and homosexual manner until I resemble a Stranger Things kid (I don't get to choose which one)
forgot that if I don't have structure in my life I sometimes spend six hours drawing my dnd party and forget to eat, shower, or do my many chores
December 17, 2025 at 8:43 PM
forgot that if I don't have structure in my life I sometimes spend six hours drawing my dnd party and forget to eat, shower, or do my many chores
learning evidence (and other procedural-type subjects) gets somewhat easier if I remind myself that its kind of just like learning dnd rules, something I do for fun
December 7, 2025 at 7:07 PM
learning evidence (and other procedural-type subjects) gets somewhat easier if I remind myself that its kind of just like learning dnd rules, something I do for fun
never underestimate the extent to which an important meeting at 1pm will take over your whole day
December 5, 2025 at 5:03 PM
never underestimate the extent to which an important meeting at 1pm will take over your whole day
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if a judge basically hit me with The Princess Bride 'you keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means' I would pack it up
Ellis: "I think, with respect Ms. Hedges, that you are not correct on the law. And that the preclusive effect that you would hope to achieve with a dismissal with prejudice is not what you think it is."
December 4, 2025 at 10:55 PM
if a judge basically hit me with The Princess Bride 'you keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means' I would pack it up
dnd session so traumatic it fundamentally changes the character playlist
December 3, 2025 at 11:43 PM
dnd session so traumatic it fundamentally changes the character playlist
desperately need to study for my one final but my brain is still in thanksgiving mode and all I want to think about is what snacks to serve my friends for a lord of the rings marathon
December 1, 2025 at 9:57 PM
desperately need to study for my one final but my brain is still in thanksgiving mode and all I want to think about is what snacks to serve my friends for a lord of the rings marathon
A plane is a type of foul beast that can sense fear
November 28, 2025 at 12:15 PM
A plane is a type of foul beast that can sense fear
DC suddenly having an open mayoral race… lord I’ve seen what you’ve done for NYC….
November 26, 2025 at 12:41 AM
DC suddenly having an open mayoral race… lord I’ve seen what you’ve done for NYC….
Forget song of the summer, I want to know what everyone’s song of the winter is. Whats getting you through the dark months?
November 23, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Forget song of the summer, I want to know what everyone’s song of the winter is. Whats getting you through the dark months?
I love having a hobby that I’m bad at and that makes me hate myself
November 22, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I love having a hobby that I’m bad at and that makes me hate myself
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friends help friends with their ~learning goals~ (@mpif16.bsky.social is supposed to be taking charge, I'm supposed to be letting go, we're working on a case together)
November 17, 2025 at 6:26 PM
friends help friends with their ~learning goals~ (@mpif16.bsky.social is supposed to be taking charge, I'm supposed to be letting go, we're working on a case together)
Full of love for my best friends and the Washington Spirit, for a few beautiful moments today everything was perfect and nothing hurt
November 16, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Full of love for my best friends and the Washington Spirit, for a few beautiful moments today everything was perfect and nothing hurt
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I should be allowed to set things on fire with my mind like Matilda or Carrie but instead I have to be a lawyer
November 13, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I should be allowed to set things on fire with my mind like Matilda or Carrie but instead I have to be a lawyer
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I’m one “had sex with underage women” headline away from this
November 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I’m one “had sex with underage women” headline away from this
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Rape is the distillation of the far-right worldview that Trump embodies: a gleefully sadistic act of domination carried out as fulfillment of a supposedly natural hierarchy. It would be weird if Trump wasn’t a rapist, given his ideological commitments—which is before you get to all the accusations.
i mean c’mon. the president’s best friend was the most notorious pedo in the country’s history who ran a massive child trafficking ring. every bit of circumstantial evidence we have says that trump was a participant. if this were a criminal trial we’d have enough evidence to compel a plea deal.
November 12, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Rape is the distillation of the far-right worldview that Trump embodies: a gleefully sadistic act of domination carried out as fulfillment of a supposedly natural hierarchy. It would be weird if Trump wasn’t a rapist, given his ideological commitments—which is before you get to all the accusations.
Its really hard to plan a wedding when you get the ick from any website that uses terms like "bridal suite" and "gentleman room"
November 11, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Its really hard to plan a wedding when you get the ick from any website that uses terms like "bridal suite" and "gentleman room"
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A scorpion sitting atop a frog sitting atop Lucy's football
Whoa -- Sen. Durbin went to up Leader Thune during the vote last night to tell him that on the shutdown vote and ACA promise that "8 of us are sticking our neck out that you're going to keep your word. I hope you will. He said 'I assure you I will,'" Durbin says just now
November 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
A scorpion sitting atop a frog sitting atop Lucy's football
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I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to: