We had an early 80s Miele dishwasher that I bought for £40 in 2008. It was so quiet, and I only had to get rid about 6 years later, because the electro valve in the inlet hose failed.

2 stroke bikes sounding like 4 stroke bikes and vice versa.

1.7 16v

"You're gonna need a bigger sink."

Something something carcass or Mitre Jaws?
Sorry...

I might have painted genuine black Alfa Romeo oil filters orange, to look like they did pre about 2002.

All being well, I will celebrate 25 years with my Alfa 33 16v in April.
I kept my old Fiat Grand Punto 16 years from new.
I've had my "just to restore and sell, honest" motorbike for nearly 13 years.
My father has owned his MotoMorini motorbike, from new in Feb' 1978.

Spirito di Punting.

They do whiff a bit.
I do one at a time, about 8m each, split in two blasts, shaking like mad, after each blast with an oven glove, by an open window, until steam subsides.