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When it’s time to rob MacKenzie
Wesley Snipes crying meme
December 13, 2025 at 8:20 PM
motorcruft.bsky.social
ANOTHER fake stat with the Nazi number!
Trump making up a stat because he likes to use the number 88
December 9, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Just flaunting society’s ideas of where feet should be.
Coco the dog lies on a pillow with her feet every which way
December 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
motorcruft.bsky.social
Peak Bluesky moment for me.
My Spotify Wrapped says my listening age is 38, which is the real age of all bsky posters.
December 3, 2025 at 9:37 PM
motorcruft.bsky.social
Heading into the holidays like
Coco, a white and black dog, with her head buried in a cushion, cozy but over it
November 26, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Back in MY day, a swim shirt could end a man’s entire career 🧐
James Donald Bowman wearing a shirt in the pool 🤦‍♂️
November 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM
motorcruft.bsky.social
who up sipping they bones?
Bone broth. Great for sipping.
November 20, 2025 at 3:50 AM
motorcruft.bsky.social
Sir, why did Mark Epstein say that about you and Bubba?
November 18, 2025 at 8:44 PM
motorcruft.bsky.social
In case you were wondering how the Digg relaunch is going, this 6 year old webcomic is the top post on the entire site. The 7 comments wouldn’t even load 🤷🏼‍♂️
System 32 comic
November 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
motorcruft.bsky.social
This guy still doesn’t know how dogs work smh
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump The Democrats are cracking like dogs on the Shutdown because they are deathly afraid that I am making progress with the Republicans on TERMINATING THE FILIBUSTER! Whether we make a Deal or
November 8, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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I don’t like to body shame but those are breasts, right?
Elon with perky B cups?
November 2, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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This guy is absolutely obsessed with shoes.
Nate the dog rests his head on a pair of black Converse. He has a look of shoe-lust in his eye.
November 1, 2025 at 2:09 PM
motorcruft.bsky.social
Today’s jam
October 30, 2025 at 8:34 PM
motorcruft.bsky.social
MARILYN MANSON HAS THE DEFINITIVE VERSION OF "I PUT A SPELL ON YOU"
October 28, 2025 at 9:13 PM
motorcruft.bsky.social
The masculine urge to swim through these DARTO keychains à la Scrooge McDuck.
Lots of tiny sauté pan keychains from a company in Argentina called DARTO
October 28, 2025 at 4:45 PM
motorcruft.bsky.social
dang
is Jordan Peterson dead yet? No, Jordan Peterson is not dead. He is a living Canadian
October 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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I got this cool souvenir after a plane flew over No Kings
Joe Dirt admires a large object in a vintage red wagon.
October 20, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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#STL #NoKings
October 18, 2025 at 10:37 PM
motorcruft.bsky.social
You couldn’t waterboard a statement like that out of me.
"I would not be able to be CEO of the company unless I outsourced the caring for my kids," Burns said. "I was not a believer that you had to go to all your kids' games. I just don't understand what that's all about."
October 18, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Portland right now (via TikTok)
Darth Vader, in his underwear, on a unicycle, playing the bagpipes. He has a large, black Vader penis that is hidden from view at this angle.
October 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Domino meme lower text: Linus creates git Domino meme upper text: Cursor takes my job The middle dominoes represent GitHub public repos and LLM training
October 9, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Goodbye forever, JEFF 🖕
Amazon prime closure email
October 6, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Genuinely unclear if he started an actual war or not 🤷🏼‍♂️
The New Work Fimes Thursday, October 2, 2025 Subscribe for $1/week LIVE U.K. Synagogue Attack 2m ago U.S. Governmen Trump 'Determined' the U.S. Is in a War With Drug Cartels, Congress Is Told A notice calls the people the U.S. military recently killed on suspicion of drug smuggling in the Caribbean Sea "unlawful combatants." 5 MIN READ
October 2, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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They’re out of their goddamn minds. This isn’t even the good stuff.
Chocolate bars that were ~$3 a short time ago are now $6.64.
October 1, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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We’re getting a lot of Abe Simpson onion-on-belt stories these days 🥱
From Trump’s truth social: I have been asked by many people about the life and times of Amelia Earhart, such an interesting story, and would I consider
September 27, 2025 at 4:37 AM