motorcruft
@motorcruft.bsky.social
Elder software developer 🥴
Surely seizing an oil tanker is an illegal order…?
December 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Surely seizing an oil tanker is an illegal order…?
Big ships sink slowly, then all at once.
December 9, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Big ships sink slowly, then all at once.
ANOTHER fake stat with the Nazi number!
December 9, 2025 at 12:59 AM
ANOTHER fake stat with the Nazi number!
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Good on Penn Jillette. Having to come to terms with your entire political identity and philosophy being wrong is not easy and most people could never do it.
December 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Good on Penn Jillette. Having to come to terms with your entire political identity and philosophy being wrong is not easy and most people could never do it.
Just flaunting society’s ideas of where feet should be.
December 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Just flaunting society’s ideas of where feet should be.
Peak Bluesky moment for me.
December 3, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Peak Bluesky moment for me.
“The welfare’s like 88%.” This administration is ✨obsessed✨ with using the Nazi number in made up statistics. Since DT seems only minimally aware of what’s going on, I’m guessing it’s Miller constantly telling him about 88 this and 88 that.
Trump on Minnesota's Somali community: "They contribute nothing. I don't want them in our country, I'll be honest with you."
December 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
“The welfare’s like 88%.” This administration is ✨obsessed✨ with using the Nazi number in made up statistics. Since DT seems only minimally aware of what’s going on, I’m guessing it’s Miller constantly telling him about 88 this and 88 that.
I’m vibemaxxing this Christmas season (leaving the tree LEDs on overnight)
December 2, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I’m vibemaxxing this Christmas season (leaving the tree LEDs on overnight)
Heading into the holidays like
November 26, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Heading into the holidays like
A second dishwasher could fix me
November 25, 2025 at 3:52 AM
A second dishwasher could fix me
They should let the quarterback throw a field goal. Like and subscribe for more bad ideas.
November 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
They should let the quarterback throw a field goal. Like and subscribe for more bad ideas.
Back in MY day, a swim shirt could end a man’s entire career 🧐
November 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Back in MY day, a swim shirt could end a man’s entire career 🧐
Hey bsky, can I get a bsky app that doesn’t lock up when I watch a longer video? 🙏
November 21, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Hey bsky, can I get a bsky app that doesn’t lock up when I watch a longer video? 🙏
who up sipping they bones?
November 20, 2025 at 3:50 AM
who up sipping they bones?
Repeatedly asking an AI dev tool to “prove it with literally any example” because that’s what dev work is like in 2025
November 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Repeatedly asking an AI dev tool to “prove it with literally any example” because that’s what dev work is like in 2025
Salvation Army vans were spotted delivering food to ICE agents earlier this year.
I know it's a tad early but I know those bitches with the buckets will be out soon. Don't gove them a penny. The volunteers may not know but the salvation army is no ally and actively combative and harmful to many queer minorities especially during the holiday season
November 19, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Salvation Army vans were spotted delivering food to ICE agents earlier this year.
In my favorite video game, I play the role of an Italian who kills a LOT of turtles.
November 19, 2025 at 3:30 AM
In my favorite video game, I play the role of an Italian who kills a LOT of turtles.
Sir, why did Mark Epstein say that about you and Bubba?
November 18, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Sir, why did Mark Epstein say that about you and Bubba?
I'm finally able to ditch Windows after seeing coworkers write and debug C# in VSCode without complaint. My entire Steam collection is up and running right away, too. bazzite.gg
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November 16, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I'm finally able to ditch Windows after seeing coworkers write and debug C# in VSCode without complaint. My entire Steam collection is up and running right away, too. bazzite.gg
Today we learned that wealthy pedophiles are at best, semi-literate.
November 12, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Today we learned that wealthy pedophiles are at best, semi-literate.
In case you were wondering how the Digg relaunch is going, this 6 year old webcomic is the top post on the entire site. The 7 comments wouldn’t even load 🤷🏼♂️
November 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
In case you were wondering how the Digg relaunch is going, this 6 year old webcomic is the top post on the entire site. The 7 comments wouldn’t even load 🤷🏼♂️
This guy still doesn’t know how dogs work smh
November 8, 2025 at 8:17 PM
This guy still doesn’t know how dogs work smh
We need an instrumental version of this in the next Streets of Rage game 🥵
Lift You Up
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November 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM
We need an instrumental version of this in the next Streets of Rage game 🥵
Here’s to you, sandwich guy 🥖
November 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Here’s to you, sandwich guy 🥖
Imagine the chaos in the courtroom when it’s revealed the sandwich didn’t have mustard 😱
November 4, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Imagine the chaos in the courtroom when it’s revealed the sandwich didn’t have mustard 😱