Nicky
@mosspassion.bsky.social
Mostly Quotes From Hell (on earth)
Also Well-behaved and very gentle chaos agent
Also Well-behaved and very gentle chaos agent
“…and smile so you look less threatenin, and remember your manners: yes sir no maim please thank you: that’ll keep you alive: and KEEP THAT CONDENSATION on that water so it looks refreshing and delicious.” -Dave Khari Webber Chappelle
January 5, 2026 at 6:57 AM
“…and smile so you look less threatenin, and remember your manners: yes sir no maim please thank you: that’ll keep you alive: and KEEP THAT CONDENSATION on that water so it looks refreshing and delicious.” -Dave Khari Webber Chappelle
“Look man some people some diffuse and some people dispose.” -k
January 5, 2026 at 3:42 AM
“Look man some people some diffuse and some people dispose.” -k
Reposted by Nicky
ground bird
(rerun)
(rerun)
January 2, 2026 at 7:41 PM
ground bird
(rerun)
(rerun)
Reposted by Nicky
Three days into 2026: millions of people lose health insurance, Trump kidnaps the president of Venezuela, and is preparing to bomb Iran.
January 3, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Three days into 2026: millions of people lose health insurance, Trump kidnaps the president of Venezuela, and is preparing to bomb Iran.
Shoutout my favorite Christmas music:
NO MONEY CHRISTMAS by N O M O N E Y M U S I C on #SoundCloud
on.soundcloud.com/yKiMb0X7kHe9...
NO MONEY CHRISTMAS by N O M O N E Y M U S I C on #SoundCloud
on.soundcloud.com/yKiMb0X7kHe9...
NO MONEY CHRISTMAS
Volume 1 of an annual series of remixed, destroyed, warped Holiday Favorites! Perfect for sharing with loved ones, family and friends during the most wonderful time of the year!
soundcloud.com
December 23, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Shoutout my favorite Christmas music:
NO MONEY CHRISTMAS by N O M O N E Y M U S I C on #SoundCloud
on.soundcloud.com/yKiMb0X7kHe9...
NO MONEY CHRISTMAS by N O M O N E Y M U S I C on #SoundCloud
on.soundcloud.com/yKiMb0X7kHe9...
“Look, when my shitty birth mom had me and I came out like a pretzel, so it’s not my fault.” -Lee
December 22, 2025 at 9:19 AM
“Look, when my shitty birth mom had me and I came out like a pretzel, so it’s not my fault.” -Lee
MRI made very cool sounds and had a curiously comfortable cut out (belly down, like a massage table) hang out hole for the mams to ham it up for the magnetic camera.
December 21, 2025 at 11:32 AM
MRI made very cool sounds and had a curiously comfortable cut out (belly down, like a massage table) hang out hole for the mams to ham it up for the magnetic camera.
“This is why I don’t get the _other kind_ of vitamin D, cause I talk about the supplement and vitamin industrial complex.” - @swordsalads.bsky.social
December 19, 2025 at 9:11 AM
“This is why I don’t get the _other kind_ of vitamin D, cause I talk about the supplement and vitamin industrial complex.” - @swordsalads.bsky.social
“My mom blew me a kiss on thanksgiving. It was awful.” -cheryl
thanksgiving.it
December 10, 2025 at 12:24 PM
“My mom blew me a kiss on thanksgiving. It was awful.” -cheryl
“That’s a big blunder.”
“No, that’s a fuck up. A blunder is sweet.” -Cheryl
“No, that’s a fuck up. A blunder is sweet.” -Cheryl
November 26, 2025 at 12:25 PM
“That’s a big blunder.”
“No, that’s a fuck up. A blunder is sweet.” -Cheryl
“No, that’s a fuck up. A blunder is sweet.” -Cheryl
“Sunday night I cooked a nice dinner, I watched long movie, I baked chocolate chip cookies, something I never do, I had half an edible. And I said to myself, ‘if I had a kid, this would not be possible.’ #highcoze “ -Lee K
November 13, 2025 at 6:24 AM
“Sunday night I cooked a nice dinner, I watched long movie, I baked chocolate chip cookies, something I never do, I had half an edible. And I said to myself, ‘if I had a kid, this would not be possible.’ #highcoze “ -Lee K
*100sqft apartment - film student
“Yo, I totally felt your Nuva Ring while we were fucking.”
“Well you came didnt you.”
“Yo, I totally felt your Nuva Ring while we were fucking.”
“Well you came didnt you.”
November 1, 2025 at 10:48 AM
*100sqft apartment - film student
“Yo, I totally felt your Nuva Ring while we were fucking.”
“Well you came didnt you.”
“Yo, I totally felt your Nuva Ring while we were fucking.”
“Well you came didnt you.”
“I’m running for President God.” - wordsalads
November 1, 2025 at 3:40 AM
“I’m running for President God.” - wordsalads
“You can’t gentrify the Juggalos dude.” - Alex Panait
October 11, 2025 at 6:15 AM
“You can’t gentrify the Juggalos dude.” - Alex Panait
“…they’re not gonna take a moment to meditate with a vibrating dishwasher.” -Tressa
September 26, 2025 at 9:58 AM
“…they’re not gonna take a moment to meditate with a vibrating dishwasher.” -Tressa
“Sometimes I miss when I cared more.” -Alyssa
August 23, 2025 at 10:47 PM
“Sometimes I miss when I cared more.” -Alyssa
Reposted by Nicky
I know there's a lot of controversy about the Cracker Barrel logo, so I worked up a new option that should be good with everyone... The barrel is back, but it's now guarded by Scubble, The Cracker Goblin. I also worked up a new slogan for the company!
August 22, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I know there's a lot of controversy about the Cracker Barrel logo, so I worked up a new option that should be good with everyone... The barrel is back, but it's now guarded by Scubble, The Cracker Goblin. I also worked up a new slogan for the company!
“Kids believe every space is a place to make safe mistakes.” -Clarky
August 16, 2025 at 9:40 AM
“Kids believe every space is a place to make safe mistakes.” -Clarky
“You can’t hold 10lb chop sticks with one pair of hands.” -fatbody
August 9, 2025 at 11:21 AM
“You can’t hold 10lb chop sticks with one pair of hands.” -fatbody
“Couldn’t be a safe word… .com” -@wordsalads
August 6, 2025 at 7:48 AM
“Couldn’t be a safe word… .com” -@wordsalads
“…I’m sorry I came on your tits then talked about Shrek.” -Anthony Sanders
August 6, 2025 at 7:11 AM
“…I’m sorry I came on your tits then talked about Shrek.” -Anthony Sanders
“Listen, sometimes I scare the hoes by shadow boxing behind the bar.” -mykala
July 31, 2025 at 7:35 AM
“Listen, sometimes I scare the hoes by shadow boxing behind the bar.” -mykala
“…and my knees knew no end.” -Mary Beth jr.
July 24, 2025 at 3:36 AM
“…and my knees knew no end.” -Mary Beth jr.
“The step between not doing it and doing it is knowing you’re not doing it.” -Cheryl
July 13, 2025 at 11:58 AM
“The step between not doing it and doing it is knowing you’re not doing it.” -Cheryl
“I have Itchy Butt Rage, get out my way.” -tom
July 12, 2025 at 4:24 AM
“I have Itchy Butt Rage, get out my way.” -tom