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Morgan K. Bell
@morgankbell.bsky.social
Writer of the Skies of Cyrna trilogy
parent, wannabe artist, and massive dork
I'm your density
November 16, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Have a janky old gaming laptop that never really worked properly but I needed a spare computer for something so I put Linux on it and it is actually good now? what the fuck??
November 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
My main complaint about Pokemon Legends ZA is it basically relegates pokemon who can’t mega-evolve into second class citizens and disincentivizes using them on your team because they’re effectively useless in so many of the main story missions
November 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
When I was a kid I had a stupid crush on Bill Clinton I think mostly to annoy my parents, and anyway once I was old enough I should have gone for it, that guy will whip it out for just about anyone
November 15, 2025 at 3:28 PM
maybe I should learn how to make Skyrim mods or some shit so I can exercise my programming brain without the pressure of being expected to turn it into a job
November 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
"I wonder if they have any mocktails. you know, like a cocktail, but without the... cock."
November 15, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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(bill clinton to hillary) pokemon go to the cuck chair
November 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Jake from Animorphs 🤝 Katniss from Hunger Games
* forced to become a child soldier to save their sibling
* won the war, but failed to save the sibling
* looked to as a leader but doesn't want to be
* has a wholesome cinnamon roll love interest
* PTSD as far as the eye can see
November 14, 2025 at 6:12 PM
do I just think all stocky bald white guys look the same or does Fetterman kinda look like the guy on Pawn Stars
November 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
!!!!!!
These are now available for presale:
ko-fi.com/s/22a503b277

Thanks for your support and for liking my work! It really means the world. 🦦
You guys are the best.
November 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
What's a no-longer-existing food place you wish you could have again one last time. Mine is Cheese Wizards, a food truck in Seattle, that used to have nerd/fantasy-themed grilled cheese and the best tomato soup ever, and Arc of the Condiments, an Arc of the Covenant that dispensed condiments
November 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I mean if it's true I can't wait to see the pretzels my dad ties himself into as he tries to justify why Trump giving Clinton a gay blowjob is okay but Lewinsky giving him a straight blowjob isn't
November 14, 2025 at 4:09 AM
wait what did Trump actually fuck Bill Clinton I thought that was a joke
November 14, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Karoline Leavitt standing in front of her sole job description
November 13, 2025 at 3:07 PM
If I wrote Ted Lasso I would have ended it with Rebecca moving to the US and buying an NFL team
November 14, 2025 at 1:33 AM
you know what most decidedly WASN'T in Hillary's emails?
November 13, 2025 at 8:37 PM
A plot hole in the TERFy wizard books that I've never seen mentioned is how if you get expelled from school they snap your wand in half and ban you from ever doing magic again but the world building also establishes there are drastic consequences for not using and controlling your magic
November 13, 2025 at 8:34 PM
If a brand makes me give my phone number to get the discount it's a little annoying but fine whatever not the end of the world, but I desperately need them to understand that texting me *multiple times per day* is a good way to ensure I never buy from them again
November 13, 2025 at 6:50 PM
It's almost that time of year when people ask what Mr. McAlister did for a living to afford that house and it's almost that time of year when I remind you all that he was almost certainly a stock broker or otherwise did something for the Chicago Mercantile
November 13, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I used to think maybe no one was as obsessed with oshawott as I am but then I discovered oshawott influencers on instagram, those guys are next level, I need to up my oshawott game
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November 13, 2025 at 4:59 PM
It bothers me irrationally that the official english translation still uses "it" pronouns for all pokemon even though they've had genders since generation 2.
November 13, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I'm in the market for a linux PC with a graphics card right now and I'm going to wait to see pricing and actual specs of the Steam Machine but it is... tempting
November 13, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Me: have nothing better to do, wonder if anything's happening on Facebook

Facebook: could I perhaps interest you in a cursed swole duolingo owl
November 13, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Who's a villain you think was right?

Syndrome badly needed to be overseen by the IRB but he was just trying to create assistive technology for disabled people, come on
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November 11, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Been thinking about this post for the past day because my first instinct was to be defensive, after all, awkward cinnamon roll nerds with training montages is, like, *my whole brand.* But having spent a lot of time in these communities, can I say Mr. Brassey is wrong here? LMAO NO I CANNOT.
By the way group 1 is not free of toxicity either. Nothing can be worse than a nerd who discovers in their 20’s that they can become physically strong. Some of them take that pain of having been roughed up and go “nobody will feel that way on my watch.”

Others are like “IM THE BULLY NOW.”

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November 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM