Morgan Phillips
@morgan.bsky.social
Improv performer at UCB in NYC, older guy who talks about A.I. too much. He/Him.
Imagine reading an article on your phone about a phone-sized e-reader and thinking “yes I should definitely buy that”
November 30, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Imagine reading an article on your phone about a phone-sized e-reader and thinking “yes I should definitely buy that”
With these prices, why not just get an iPad? Honest question.
November 29, 2025 at 12:47 PM
With these prices, why not just get an iPad? Honest question.
If this same list was generated by AI it’d be used as compelling evidence that AI doesn’t actually understand humor
November 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
If this same list was generated by AI it’d be used as compelling evidence that AI doesn’t actually understand humor
He crushes on Mars tho
November 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
He crushes on Mars tho
Okay but hear me out, what if you thought the success of the movie would ultimately determine if we could make Avatar Planet real or not, and then we could fly around or whatever with the blue folk
November 20, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Okay but hear me out, what if you thought the success of the movie would ultimately determine if we could make Avatar Planet real or not, and then we could fly around or whatever with the blue folk
Literally saying it’s cool for soldiers to rely on “I was just following orders”
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Literally saying it’s cool for soldiers to rely on “I was just following orders”
Experts say that my efforts to claim that I am Napoleon Bonaparte are misleading
November 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Experts say that my efforts to claim that I am Napoleon Bonaparte are misleading
If you include all the titles I want to see that are on Kanopy but not MY library’s Kanopy, I will repeatedly kiss my phone screen
November 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
If you include all the titles I want to see that are on Kanopy but not MY library’s Kanopy, I will repeatedly kiss my phone screen
Cool, so reporters can call him piggy?
November 18, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Cool, so reporters can call him piggy?
Folks, we may have to allow him to believe he’s invented universal healthcare. And possibly call it Trumpcare. 😬
November 18, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Folks, we may have to allow him to believe he’s invented universal healthcare. And possibly call it Trumpcare. 😬
Uh… then what is the thing on the brain scan that they thought was a worm? 😬
November 17, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Uh… then what is the thing on the brain scan that they thought was a worm? 😬
Can’t see the new name without thinking “Okay Ms. Now, go off!”
November 17, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Can’t see the new name without thinking “Okay Ms. Now, go off!”
AND MANY OF THOSE HOUSES HAD INNOCENT UNTOUCHED COUCHES IN THEM 😨😨😨
November 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
AND MANY OF THOSE HOUSES HAD INNOCENT UNTOUCHED COUCHES IN THEM 😨😨😨