"Goyslop" is such a brilliant descriptor for an entire *genre* of food items and I'm upset I didn't think of it myself

Sex God Dale Gribble

Yeah but I live on the other coast lol

That said, I flew out to Amherst, Nova Scotia to visit one of my college friends a year or two ago. Tiny little rural town, less than 10k population, and yet they had pride flags strung up EVERYWHERE. Even in front of the church, which looked like it had been there since the 1800s

I mean, it's unlikely I ever would've just gone there on a lark. What would you have said, "Come out to the cape, it's gonna be a really fun surprise TRUST ME BRO"?

Oatmeal would probably make the pit *very* difficult and unsafe to mosh in

YUPPPP I was *obsessed* with Treasure Planet as a kid

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Nonbinary =/= Woman-Lite and I'm gonna whip fuckin dodgeballs at your skull until you internalize that

My sister once heard a holocaust joke from her RABBI that was so heinous she can't even bring herself to repeat it, but the first time she heard it she almost vomited from laughing so hard.

"All of my takes are perfect and everyone always wants to hear them, 100% of the time. You don't follow me, or want to, but one of your mutuals always reskeets my posts and you can't bring yourself to mute them"

We should just give him as much funding as he wants.

Genderfluid Icon right there 💅👑

a l l g l o r y t o t h e h y p n o c a t 👏👏👏

Hold up I'm having a Berenstain bears moment

This isn't the original??

Calories is calories

Exactly. I put a lot of pride and effort into my Hatin'

I don't know who he is, but historically I'm a sucker for cute redhead boys 😩