mooch jones
@mooch-monkey.bsky.social
monkey in a banana plantation.
has a bus pass and two library cards and knows how to use them!
wants to build a better world one dad joke at a time.
photographer then programmer, now retired.
#MS #AAA
has a bus pass and two library cards and knows how to use them!
wants to build a better world one dad joke at a time.
photographer then programmer, now retired.
#MS #AAA
so is there a 'right type of gun' ?
December 16, 2025 at 10:46 PM
so is there a 'right type of gun' ?
I believe that neanderthals, apes & monkeys get a bad press, and really love their mums!
That guy is something else...
That guy is something else...
December 15, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I believe that neanderthals, apes & monkeys get a bad press, and really love their mums!
That guy is something else...
That guy is something else...
Our two used to cycle "Eat, Sleep, Rave, Repeat" all day, and not always in sync!
I do miss them, but they were exhausting.
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I do miss them, but they were exhausting.
😹😻🙀😼
December 15, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Our two used to cycle "Eat, Sleep, Rave, Repeat" all day, and not always in sync!
I do miss them, but they were exhausting.
😹😻🙀😼
I do miss them, but they were exhausting.
😹😻🙀😼
I recall the wing mirrors on early minis were optional Lucas parts. Certainly my parents first two minis did not have them at all.
So he could have completely left them off !
Many bits of the original mini were 'optional extras' like seat belts and even the passenger seat in the vans!
So he could have completely left them off !
Many bits of the original mini were 'optional extras' like seat belts and even the passenger seat in the vans!
December 15, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I recall the wing mirrors on early minis were optional Lucas parts. Certainly my parents first two minis did not have them at all.
So he could have completely left them off !
Many bits of the original mini were 'optional extras' like seat belts and even the passenger seat in the vans!
So he could have completely left them off !
Many bits of the original mini were 'optional extras' like seat belts and even the passenger seat in the vans!
but that's where they were.
(mini van passenger then driver '60s & '70s)
(mini van passenger then driver '60s & '70s)
December 14, 2025 at 8:52 PM
but that's where they were.
(mini van passenger then driver '60s & '70s)
(mini van passenger then driver '60s & '70s)
Dp those old iPod wires feed the speech points straight into his brain?
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December 13, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Dp those old iPod wires feed the speech points straight into his brain?
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Fixed that for you:
Then a country's president and government doesn't want their citizens to do well, they should be impeached and removed.
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Then a country's president and government doesn't want their citizens to do well, they should be impeached and removed.
😜
December 13, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Fixed that for you:
Then a country's president and government doesn't want their citizens to do well, they should be impeached and removed.
😜
Then a country's president and government doesn't want their citizens to do well, they should be impeached and removed.
😜
apparently it does not include spell check if you're not leaning on a mantle piece.
December 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
apparently it does not include spell check if you're not leaning on a mantle piece.
Is Approbation a new social medai app?
December 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Is Approbation a new social medai app?
I bet the Soviet Union knew about it before the end of WW2 !
December 13, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I bet the Soviet Union knew about it before the end of WW2 !
Yes Gwen, you've definitely got this 'Nigerian prince' hooked.
I'll leave it to you how you want to continue to back-scam him.
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I'll leave it to you how you want to continue to back-scam him.
🎣
December 13, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Yes Gwen, you've definitely got this 'Nigerian prince' hooked.
I'll leave it to you how you want to continue to back-scam him.
🎣
I'll leave it to you how you want to continue to back-scam him.
🎣
Good at changing a tyre
Bad at nuclear attack
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Bad at nuclear attack
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December 9, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Good at changing a tyre
Bad at nuclear attack
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Bad at nuclear attack
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I think that map-book is designed for US tourists.
December 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I think that map-book is designed for US tourists.
and the Collins brand of A to Z maps are all metric to.
December 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
and the Collins brand of A to Z maps are all metric to.
I was taught in metric at my grammar school in the '60s !
The UK Ordnance Survey maps went metric during the period 1969 and 1974.
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The UK Ordnance Survey maps went metric during the period 1969 and 1974.
😃
December 7, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I was taught in metric at my grammar school in the '60s !
The UK Ordnance Survey maps went metric during the period 1969 and 1974.
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The UK Ordnance Survey maps went metric during the period 1969 and 1974.
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I'm trying to move away from Edge & Google before they prompt:
'It looks like you are trying to renew your library books, maybe I can help'
(all it needs is an ID and two clicks!)
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'It looks like you are trying to renew your library books, maybe I can help'
(all it needs is an ID and two clicks!)
🗡️
December 7, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I'm trying to move away from Edge & Google before they prompt:
'It looks like you are trying to renew your library books, maybe I can help'
(all it needs is an ID and two clicks!)
🗡️
'It looks like you are trying to renew your library books, maybe I can help'
(all it needs is an ID and two clicks!)
🗡️
Tec cynics: I've got a lot of electronics & computers in my house but none of them are smart or have AI !
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December 7, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Tec cynics: I've got a lot of electronics & computers in my house but none of them are smart or have AI !
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Sorry 'you would say that'.
You may be a good guy,
but I've got no reason to trust you.
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You may be a good guy,
but I've got no reason to trust you.
🤔
December 7, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Sorry 'you would say that'.
You may be a good guy,
but I've got no reason to trust you.
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You may be a good guy,
but I've got no reason to trust you.
🤔
Sorry no.
I don't trust any link that comes out of the blue.
I've survived 50 years in computing without getting any virus etc and don't want to break that run now.
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I don't trust any link that comes out of the blue.
I've survived 50 years in computing without getting any virus etc and don't want to break that run now.
💀
December 7, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Sorry no.
I don't trust any link that comes out of the blue.
I've survived 50 years in computing without getting any virus etc and don't want to break that run now.
💀
I don't trust any link that comes out of the blue.
I've survived 50 years in computing without getting any virus etc and don't want to break that run now.
💀
a snuggle with a cat ?
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December 7, 2025 at 3:02 PM
a snuggle with a cat ?
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If I was a billionaire I'd start a new delivery service that pays the addressee for missed or damaged deliveries.
Maybe pay the drivers a very good wage too!
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Maybe pay the drivers a very good wage too!
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December 6, 2025 at 11:56 PM
If I was a billionaire I'd start a new delivery service that pays the addressee for missed or damaged deliveries.
Maybe pay the drivers a very good wage too!
📦🚚💰
Maybe pay the drivers a very good wage too!
📦🚚💰
Fixed it for him:
The US should be abolished and sovereignty returned to individual states, so that governments can better represent their people.
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The US should be abolished and sovereignty returned to individual states, so that governments can better represent their people.
🇺🇸✂️😜
December 6, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Fixed it for him:
The US should be abolished and sovereignty returned to individual states, so that governments can better represent their people.
🇺🇸✂️😜
The US should be abolished and sovereignty returned to individual states, so that governments can better represent their people.
🇺🇸✂️😜