Monstrous Pigments
@monstrous-pigments.bsky.social
He/Him.
Miniature painting, sci-fi loving neurodivergant bucket of anxiety.
Element Games referral code: NEI118
https://www.instagram.com/monstrouspigments/
Miniature painting, sci-fi loving neurodivergant bucket of anxiety.
Element Games referral code: NEI118
https://www.instagram.com/monstrouspigments/
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I'd almost forgotten what it's like to paint a small model!
Genestealer Cult Jackal Alphus, work in progress.
#genestealercult #miniaturepainting #PaintingWarhammer #nerdlings
Genestealer Cult Jackal Alphus, work in progress.
#genestealercult #miniaturepainting #PaintingWarhammer #nerdlings
November 17, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I'd almost forgotten what it's like to paint a small model!
Genestealer Cult Jackal Alphus, work in progress.
#genestealercult #miniaturepainting #PaintingWarhammer #nerdlings
Genestealer Cult Jackal Alphus, work in progress.
#genestealercult #miniaturepainting #PaintingWarhammer #nerdlings
November 11, 2025 at 9:22 PM
November 10, 2025 at 9:48 PM
@mrs-pigments.bsky.social found one in the wild on a local FB group.
All the knowledge in the world at their fingertips and yet they chose to post this.
All the knowledge in the world at their fingertips and yet they chose to post this.
October 29, 2025 at 10:27 AM
@mrs-pigments.bsky.social found one in the wild on a local FB group.
All the knowledge in the world at their fingertips and yet they chose to post this.
All the knowledge in the world at their fingertips and yet they chose to post this.
Ah yes, my wildest fantasy - AI generated middle-aged boss with an extra hand on his shoulder.
October 27, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Ah yes, my wildest fantasy - AI generated middle-aged boss with an extra hand on his shoulder.
October 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
October 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Wordle 1,589 2/6
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Aww yiss.
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🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Aww yiss.
October 25, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Wordle 1,589 2/6
🟨⬛⬛🟨🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Aww yiss.
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🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Aww yiss.
Bloody hell, that was quick.
October 21, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Bloody hell, that was quick.
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Worth saying that despite asking for more than 12 hours we’ve had nothing back from Labour on this
A Conservative MP tipped as a future party leader has been condemned for saying large numbers of legally settled families must be deported, in order to ensure the UK is mostly “culturally coherent”.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Tory MP criticised after demanding legally settled families be deported
Katie Lam said move would make UK ‘culturally coherent’ and that a large number of people ‘need to go home’
www.theguardian.com
October 20, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Worth saying that despite asking for more than 12 hours we’ve had nothing back from Labour on this
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‘I find this woman absolutely despicable.’
‘Am I "culturally coherent" with her?’
James O’Brien is disgusted by Tory MP Katie Lam’s comments about legal immigrants.
‘Am I "culturally coherent" with her?’
James O’Brien is disgusted by Tory MP Katie Lam’s comments about legal immigrants.
October 20, 2025 at 11:18 AM
‘I find this woman absolutely despicable.’
‘Am I "culturally coherent" with her?’
James O’Brien is disgusted by Tory MP Katie Lam’s comments about legal immigrants.
‘Am I "culturally coherent" with her?’
James O’Brien is disgusted by Tory MP Katie Lam’s comments about legal immigrants.
An engineer called out to fix one of our regular appliance faults today caught a glimpse of the display cabinet and went, "wait, do you collect Warhammer?"
And I was all like:
And I was all like:
October 20, 2025 at 12:23 PM
An engineer called out to fix one of our regular appliance faults today caught a glimpse of the display cabinet and went, "wait, do you collect Warhammer?"
And I was all like:
And I was all like:
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![1
Nurse:
It’s become a real problem in this area
2
Nurse:
We’ve seen the whole community lost to addiction
3
Show a building sign posted:
Westminster ‘X’ Addiction Clinic
With various Westminster people or looking at their phones outside it
Nurse:
Ministers, Spads, Researchers…
4
Nurse:
Most mornings we’ll get a call about someone acting strangely
[Nurse on phone taking a call]
Ok - we’ll be right over
5
Nurse:
We just have a gentle chat
[Nurses approach a minister –Robert Jenrick? - standing in the Palace of Westminster
Minister:
I understand your concerns…
6
Nurse:
Are you OK love?
Minister:
Yes I’m just hearing legitimate concerns from real voters
7
Nurse:
That’s a robot, a Nazi and a poorly-disguised Russian
[Show that the people he is talking to are precisely these characters]
Nurse 2:
Give us your phone, love
8
Nurse:
At the clinic we put them in a Grass-Touching Pod, with a real voter to talk to
[We see them back at the clinic, holding the minister's head and pushing him into a glass isolation booth with a grass floor. And it is a baffled looking woman, on a chair, ready to talk to him.]
9
Minister:
YOU MUST BE WORRIED ABOUT THE COMING CIVIL WAR
[woman looks baffled]
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woman:
I just want a bus service
Minister:
LOOK AT MY FLAG
[produces a St George's flag]
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Every time I think, 'this is it, almost finished!' I have to mentally add a few weeks till the finish line.
But it's looking fairly good.
Tyranid Hierophant, work in progress.
#tyranids #nerdlings #warhammercommunity
But it's looking fairly good.
Tyranid Hierophant, work in progress.
#tyranids #nerdlings #warhammercommunity
October 8, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Every time I think, 'this is it, almost finished!' I have to mentally add a few weeks till the finish line.
But it's looking fairly good.
Tyranid Hierophant, work in progress.
#tyranids #nerdlings #warhammercommunity
But it's looking fairly good.
Tyranid Hierophant, work in progress.
#tyranids #nerdlings #warhammercommunity
Gonna need the big coat today.
September 8, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Gonna need the big coat today.
I have been given a lightly used Elegoo Saturn 2 8K printer by a friend.
*Given*. They refused payment.
I'm shocked, grateful and also a little concerned about the rabbit hole this will send me down
*Given*. They refused payment.
I'm shocked, grateful and also a little concerned about the rabbit hole this will send me down
September 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I have been given a lightly used Elegoo Saturn 2 8K printer by a friend.
*Given*. They refused payment.
I'm shocked, grateful and also a little concerned about the rabbit hole this will send me down
*Given*. They refused payment.
I'm shocked, grateful and also a little concerned about the rabbit hole this will send me down
Oh yeah, it's all coming together.
Tyranid Hierophant, work in progress.
#warhammercommunity #tyranids #nerdlings
Tyranid Hierophant, work in progress.
#warhammercommunity #tyranids #nerdlings
August 12, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Oh yeah, it's all coming together.
Tyranid Hierophant, work in progress.
#warhammercommunity #tyranids #nerdlings
Tyranid Hierophant, work in progress.
#warhammercommunity #tyranids #nerdlings
I haven't posted in a good bit, due to life, kittens and just how BLOODY BIG OF A JOB THIS HIEROPHANT IS, WTF.
#warhammercommunity #tyranids #nerdlings
#warhammercommunity #tyranids #nerdlings
August 6, 2025 at 11:54 AM
I haven't posted in a good bit, due to life, kittens and just how BLOODY BIG OF A JOB THIS HIEROPHANT IS, WTF.
#warhammercommunity #tyranids #nerdlings
#warhammercommunity #tyranids #nerdlings
A fascinating look at UPF and its effects on our bodies, touching on human evolution, climate impact and corporations profiting from degrading our health (no surprise on that last one, of course).
Ultra processed foods and the third age of eating - with Chris van Tulleken
YouTube video by The Royal Institution
youtu.be
July 24, 2025 at 11:05 AM
A fascinating look at UPF and its effects on our bodies, touching on human evolution, climate impact and corporations profiting from degrading our health (no surprise on that last one, of course).
It's slow! It's halting! But is it progress?
... kinda!
Tyranid Hierophant, trundling on.
#warhammercommunity #tyranids #miniaturepainting #nerdlings
... kinda!
Tyranid Hierophant, trundling on.
#warhammercommunity #tyranids #miniaturepainting #nerdlings
July 17, 2025 at 2:06 PM
It's slow! It's halting! But is it progress?
... kinda!
Tyranid Hierophant, trundling on.
#warhammercommunity #tyranids #miniaturepainting #nerdlings
... kinda!
Tyranid Hierophant, trundling on.
#warhammercommunity #tyranids #miniaturepainting #nerdlings
Bloody seat thief an' all!
July 12, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Bloody seat thief an' all!