The Amazing Testicular Torsten
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Little freak. Crawled out of the well. Stinky!!!
Lieutenant Surge has a BO problem and he doesn't shower. Plus, he only eats military rations and "cowboy beans," so his whole gym stinks an oily stink! Join me in signing this petition to throw his ass into the water right by the SS Anne
November 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Lieutenant Surge has a BO problem and he doesn't shower. Plus, he only eats military rations and "cowboy beans," so his whole gym stinks an oily stink! Join me in signing this petition to throw his ass into the water right by the SS Anne
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I hate to be annoying but I still need some help
Hey gamers, without access to food stamps this month is going to be harder than it usually should. If you can share and donate I would greatly appreciate it.
ko-fi.com/dare2dream
ko-fi.com/dare2dream
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November 6, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I hate to be annoying but I still need some help
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if you don't need a commision, and instead would like to keep me alive for absolutely no reason, my ko-fi is here o/
November 5, 2025 at 1:04 PM
if you don't need a commision, and instead would like to keep me alive for absolutely no reason, my ko-fi is here o/
Getting it delivered to my door each morning on fresh newsprint to take with my coffee
sometimes you just gotta sit down and read the fandom wiki page for Nen cover to cover (printed out before reading)
November 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Getting it delivered to my door each morning on fresh newsprint to take with my coffee
Knights of the Old Republic II: Toe-Sucking Lords
November 7, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Knights of the Old Republic II: Toe-Sucking Lords
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sometimes people say “you’re reading this movie all wrong. it’s not supposed to be a horror, it’s supposed to be a b movie”. so i watched it as a b movie. it’s not good
It was great fun to have @notquitereal.bsky.social back to talk about The Happening, which unfortunately was not great fun to watch. Media club plus out now in your app and at mediaclub.plus, screenshots on patreon. Bonus ep for The Last Airbender also on patreon www.patreon.com/posts/142770...
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November 3, 2025 at 10:56 PM
sometimes people say “you’re reading this movie all wrong. it’s not supposed to be a horror, it’s supposed to be a b movie”. so i watched it as a b movie. it’s not good
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Just came home from my first post—COVID gym trip to this lovely beast. It’s SO lovely, what an object!!
November 3, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Just came home from my first post—COVID gym trip to this lovely beast. It’s SO lovely, what an object!!
I dont think they should have rules for ghosts. I think that's FUCKING bullshit!!!
November 4, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I dont think they should have rules for ghosts. I think that's FUCKING bullshit!!!
Went and saw the Chainsaw Man movie. Extremely unsubtle about its many themes (positive). Reminded me of my affections for Chainsaw Man and how I should get caught up on Part 2. I still rankle against a lot of the Mappa house style though.
November 1, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Went and saw the Chainsaw Man movie. Extremely unsubtle about its many themes (positive). Reminded me of my affections for Chainsaw Man and how I should get caught up on Part 2. I still rankle against a lot of the Mappa house style though.
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Emergency commissions!
I got laid off last weeek. If y'all wanna help out a (human) Latino artist from the Global South, commission me some art!
#Art #OC #CharacterPortrait #TTRPG #DnD #Commission #NotAI
I got laid off last weeek. If y'all wanna help out a (human) Latino artist from the Global South, commission me some art!
#Art #OC #CharacterPortrait #TTRPG #DnD #Commission #NotAI
October 3, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Emergency commissions!
I got laid off last weeek. If y'all wanna help out a (human) Latino artist from the Global South, commission me some art!
#Art #OC #CharacterPortrait #TTRPG #DnD #Commission #NotAI
I got laid off last weeek. If y'all wanna help out a (human) Latino artist from the Global South, commission me some art!
#Art #OC #CharacterPortrait #TTRPG #DnD #Commission #NotAI
Yeah, sorry I dont hang out much anymore. It's just that if I'm out of the house for more than 10 minutes, I can't stop worrying that the werewolf has escaped containment and I have to go home and check
October 21, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Yeah, sorry I dont hang out much anymore. It's just that if I'm out of the house for more than 10 minutes, I can't stop worrying that the werewolf has escaped containment and I have to go home and check
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Marge Simpson (now canonically born in 1995 but with a voice like wind through a mausoleum): oh wow, IShowSpeed, the American YouTuber and online streamer
simpsons added a few kids to springfield who are born this century and it makes sense for a lot of reasons but also i cant help but think 'Bart is thirty years older than that other kid'
October 20, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Marge Simpson (now canonically born in 1995 but with a voice like wind through a mausoleum): oh wow, IShowSpeed, the American YouTuber and online streamer
Might spend the next couple years getting really into decoctions
October 15, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Might spend the next couple years getting really into decoctions
Ballistic: Narf vs Scrunt
October 11, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Ballistic: Narf vs Scrunt
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A contract I'd been counting on for work over the winter fell through due to funding. I'm in urgent need of commission work. I'm also available for short term or long term projects as a 2D artist/spine2d animator.
ko-fi.com/thedicegoddess
thedicegoddess.com
ko-fi.com/thedicegoddess
thedicegoddess.com
Support Dice Peavler
Support Dice Peavler
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October 8, 2025 at 9:08 PM
A contract I'd been counting on for work over the winter fell through due to funding. I'm in urgent need of commission work. I'm also available for short term or long term projects as a 2D artist/spine2d animator.
ko-fi.com/thedicegoddess
thedicegoddess.com
ko-fi.com/thedicegoddess
thedicegoddess.com
The name's Richard Kane, but you can call me R. Kane. Dick Cane if you're curious what I like in the bedroom
October 7, 2025 at 2:29 AM
The name's Richard Kane, but you can call me R. Kane. Dick Cane if you're curious what I like in the bedroom
My penis hurts
October 7, 2025 at 1:39 AM
My penis hurts
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ALERT! ALERT! We're in the last days of being able to preorder my book EVERYTHING IS PERMITTED: ON ASSASSIN'S CREED, which is a book about the Assassin's Creed franchise and how games reflect and impact the real world! Click this link and use the code MN93450 for 30% off! z.umn.edu/14943
Everything Is Permitted
An entertaining deep dive into the world, gameplay, and evolution of the hugely successful Assassin’s Creed video game franchiseA hooded figure stands i...
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October 2, 2025 at 4:05 PM
ALERT! ALERT! We're in the last days of being able to preorder my book EVERYTHING IS PERMITTED: ON ASSASSIN'S CREED, which is a book about the Assassin's Creed franchise and how games reflect and impact the real world! Click this link and use the code MN93450 for 30% off! z.umn.edu/14943
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KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
July 17, 2023 at 3:57 AM
KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
Forgot how to relax at some point recently. I need a good day of calm restoration, but none of my usual methods are working lately
September 28, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Forgot how to relax at some point recently. I need a good day of calm restoration, but none of my usual methods are working lately
They're saying I'm "getting my steps in"
September 26, 2025 at 2:05 PM
They're saying I'm "getting my steps in"
Me when I am not running at least 1 game per week
September 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Me when I am not running at least 1 game per week
I really miss making an actual play podcast
September 23, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I really miss making an actual play podcast
Guy who's aggressively insistent about anal douching for a bunch of unrelated circumstances (going to the dentist, mom's retirement party, military funerals, etc)
September 21, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Guy who's aggressively insistent about anal douching for a bunch of unrelated circumstances (going to the dentist, mom's retirement party, military funerals, etc)