Monk (tired)
@monkhazard.bsky.social
Monk | 30+ | They/Them | 🇬🇧/🇯🇵 OK | 🔞
writer & whiskey drinker
freaks do interact
🐉🍙 <3
Gintama, One Piece, Golden Kamuy
sakazura salesman
pfp: hirumonday
https://archiveofourown.org/users/revolvermonkcelot
https://revolvermonkcelot.straw.page
writer & whiskey drinker
freaks do interact
🐉🍙 <3
Gintama, One Piece, Golden Kamuy
sakazura salesman
pfp: hirumonday
https://archiveofourown.org/users/revolvermonkcelot
https://revolvermonkcelot.straw.page
having said that...perhaps the hips are actually canonically accurate
November 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM
having said that...perhaps the hips are actually canonically accurate
perceive me sooo gently here because i aint got a single makeup on and the wig is Not styled but. I think it's ready for tomorrow
November 27, 2025 at 3:14 PM
perceive me sooo gently here because i aint got a single makeup on and the wig is Not styled but. I think it's ready for tomorrow
alternate possibility (do Not look at me):
November 27, 2025 at 10:37 AM
alternate possibility (do Not look at me):
new (refurb second hand) phone acquired...i don't have a fancy case yet so I'm going old school <3
November 27, 2025 at 10:35 AM
new (refurb second hand) phone acquired...i don't have a fancy case yet so I'm going old school <3
i hope ao3 users namitact and sshtshsstabrshr are having the most wonderful of days and weeks and indeed years and also they can come to my house to receive a smooch on the cheek
November 27, 2025 at 10:29 AM
i hope ao3 users namitact and sshtshsstabrshr are having the most wonderful of days and weeks and indeed years and also they can come to my house to receive a smooch on the cheek
chilly day walk 💙
November 26, 2025 at 1:48 PM
chilly day walk 💙
Still no snow but it is gloriously frosty this morning. Everything is shimmering
November 26, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Still no snow but it is gloriously frosty this morning. Everything is shimmering
Reminding myself to load up my VPN tomorrow just for this
November 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Reminding myself to load up my VPN tomorrow just for this
Absolutely brutal of the Japan Foundation to send out result certificates for the summer exam in November, long after the results became available, just to remind me that I fucking suck at Japanese lmao 😔
November 24, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Absolutely brutal of the Japan Foundation to send out result certificates for the summer exam in November, long after the results became available, just to remind me that I fucking suck at Japanese lmao 😔
blobby peering over the cubicle wall like
November 24, 2025 at 11:22 AM
blobby peering over the cubicle wall like
i also have 3 localisation deadlines in the space of 1 week coming up which. will be decent money. but at what cost.
November 24, 2025 at 11:05 AM
i also have 3 localisation deadlines in the space of 1 week coming up which. will be decent money. but at what cost.
Free notepad and pencil at the conference today. you'll never guess what I drew ✌️
November 23, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Free notepad and pencil at the conference today. you'll never guess what I drew ✌️
Oh don't worry he is
November 23, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Oh don't worry he is
He would like to formally file a complaint about me going on long train journeys every weekend
November 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
He would like to formally file a complaint about me going on long train journeys every weekend
Ever since that one gntm episode in the confession booth where Zaki and Gintoki have that "pudding? 👍" "pudding 👍" exchange my OH and I use the pudding emoji to signify that we've read each other's message and understood
November 23, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Ever since that one gntm episode in the confession booth where Zaki and Gintoki have that "pudding? 👍" "pudding 👍" exchange my OH and I use the pudding emoji to signify that we've read each other's message and understood
Things I'll miss about working in person with other people: esoteric staffroom combinations such as Laminator + Tub of Room Temperature Slop
November 22, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Things I'll miss about working in person with other people: esoteric staffroom combinations such as Laminator + Tub of Room Temperature Slop
taking a break from writing about sakamoto to draw sakamoto
November 21, 2025 at 8:09 PM
taking a break from writing about sakamoto to draw sakamoto
Speaking of Mercari I ordered some stuff a while back and ended up buying this £2(!!!) bundle of Yamazaki goods as well because I felt so sorry for him 😭 he's my son now (he's 7 years younger than me) also the Zaki marriage meeting one has Tama on the back...so cute
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Speaking of Mercari I ordered some stuff a while back and ended up buying this £2(!!!) bundle of Yamazaki goods as well because I felt so sorry for him 😭 he's my son now (he's 7 years younger than me) also the Zaki marriage meeting one has Tama on the back...so cute
how are they gonna do a gntm shooting star themed merch collection and NOT include sakamoto??? 😭
November 21, 2025 at 11:14 AM
how are they gonna do a gntm shooting star themed merch collection and NOT include sakamoto??? 😭