_Monkey_Boy_ ♾️🧩
@monkeyboy1337.bsky.social
Horror/Sci-Fi nut 🎃🍿👽
Loves TV, movies, video games & heavy metal
📺🍿🎮🤘🎸
#PhysicalMedia 💿🎞️📀 https://boxd.it/e9wp 🎬🍿🎥
#AutisticSky ♾️🧩 #LGBTQIA2S+ ally 🏳️🌈
Currently reading "Penny Dreadful, Vol. 1: The Beauteous Evil" 💬📚💙
Loves TV, movies, video games & heavy metal
📺🍿🎮🤘🎸
#PhysicalMedia 💿🎞️📀 https://boxd.it/e9wp 🎬🍿🎥
#AutisticSky ♾️🧩 #LGBTQIA2S+ ally 🏳️🌈
Currently reading "Penny Dreadful, Vol. 1: The Beauteous Evil" 💬📚💙
Pinned
Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time. It's just not worth it.
- American History X (1998).
- American History X (1998).
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“SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE OF-“
November 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
“SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE OF-“
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[bartender turns to me] Why the long penis, mister?
November 25, 2025 at 7:55 PM
[bartender turns to me] Why the long penis, mister?
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Udo Kier has passed away at 81. A singular screen presence, Kier had a long history in the horror genre, starring in films including Mark of the Devil, Andy Warhol's Frankenstein, Blood for Dracula, Blade, Feardotcom, Rob Zombie's Halloween, and Dario Argento's Mother of Tears.
November 24, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Udo Kier has passed away at 81. A singular screen presence, Kier had a long history in the horror genre, starring in films including Mark of the Devil, Andy Warhol's Frankenstein, Blood for Dracula, Blade, Feardotcom, Rob Zombie's Halloween, and Dario Argento's Mother of Tears.
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The Epstein Files: brought to you by Cloudflare.
November 18, 2025 at 1:40 PM
The Epstein Files: brought to you by Cloudflare.
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I will not welcome the X refugees here from the cloudflare outage with open arms, y'all have a stink about you
November 18, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I will not welcome the X refugees here from the cloudflare outage with open arms, y'all have a stink about you
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I think the only thing that would unite the world right now is agreeing that CloudFlare is too shit to be relied upon *this* widely.
November 18, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I think the only thing that would unite the world right now is agreeing that CloudFlare is too shit to be relied upon *this* widely.
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Cloudflare being down and taking half the internet with it this morning.
November 18, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Cloudflare being down and taking half the internet with it this morning.
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With Cloudflare down, BlueSky feels like New Zealand the day after a massive nuclear war has destroyed everything else on the planet.
November 18, 2025 at 1:45 PM
With Cloudflare down, BlueSky feels like New Zealand the day after a massive nuclear war has destroyed everything else on the planet.
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hl3 got announced but no one could see it because cloudflare is down
November 18, 2025 at 1:49 PM
hl3 got announced but no one could see it because cloudflare is down
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It’s cool how much of the internet is consistently able to be disrupted by outages at services like Cloudflare, AWS. I see no possible downsides to this.
November 18, 2025 at 1:45 PM
It’s cool how much of the internet is consistently able to be disrupted by outages at services like Cloudflare, AWS. I see no possible downsides to this.
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cloudflare being down really blows up like half the internet wtf
November 18, 2025 at 2:10 PM
cloudflare being down really blows up like half the internet wtf
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How often do I have to keep reposting this strip?
#cloudflare
#cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 1:49 PM
How often do I have to keep reposting this strip?
#cloudflare
#cloudflare
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November 18, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Old man yells at cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Old man yells at cloudflare
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so we've had major AWS and Cloudflare outages all in a matter of weeks
it’s not DNS
there’s no way it’s DNS
it was DNS
it’s not DNS
there’s no way it’s DNS
it was DNS
November 18, 2025 at 1:57 PM
so we've had major AWS and Cloudflare outages all in a matter of weeks
it’s not DNS
there’s no way it’s DNS
it was DNS
it’s not DNS
there’s no way it’s DNS
it was DNS
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Meanwhile, back at Cloudflare headquarters...
a bald man in a white shirt and black tie is holding a brush .
Alt: Scene from Airplane! movie where guy in the control tower unplugs the landing lights.
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Meanwhile, back at Cloudflare headquarters...
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I never thought a Frankenstein adaptation would make me cry. Yet, here I am, almost sobbing my heart out.
@realgdt.bsky.social, I have only one word to describe #Frankenstein - WOW.
You never fail to amaze me 🫡
@realgdt.bsky.social, I have only one word to describe #Frankenstein - WOW.
You never fail to amaze me 🫡
a woman with long red hair is holding a piece of paper in her hands
ALT: a woman with long red hair is holding a piece of paper in her hands
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I never thought a Frankenstein adaptation would make me cry. Yet, here I am, almost sobbing my heart out.
@realgdt.bsky.social, I have only one word to describe #Frankenstein - WOW.
You never fail to amaze me 🫡
@realgdt.bsky.social, I have only one word to describe #Frankenstein - WOW.
You never fail to amaze me 🫡
I just found out that #PewDiePie has had a son and has called him Björn. Because of course he fucking has 🤣
a cartoon chef is sitting at a table with his mouth open and the words `` swedish noises '' above him .
Alt: The Swedish Chef character from The Muppets is dancing behind a kitchen table, holding a ladle and a spatula with the words "swedish noises" written below him.
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I just found out that #PewDiePie has had a son and has called him Björn. Because of course he fucking has 🤣
@letterboxd.social Jumping the gun a bit here, aren't we? OBAA doesn't come out on Digital until Friday 🤷♂️
November 13, 2025 at 12:31 AM
@letterboxd.social Jumping the gun a bit here, aren't we? OBAA doesn't come out on Digital until Friday 🤷♂️
Did they just #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles? 🤯
November 12, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Did they just #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles? 🤯