Monica Byrne
@monicabyrne13.bsky.social
Writer living in Ireland. AI-free. Buy THE ACTUAL STAR: https://www.monicabyrne.org/the-actual-star. Reps at CAA, DG&B, and Kaplan/Perrone. She/her.
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She’ll get a posh executive role at Bari Weiss’s CBS
November 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
She’ll get a posh executive role at Bari Weiss’s CBS
I will always love him. Shares my birthday, too!
November 26, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I will always love him. Shares my birthday, too!
I like how the Uilleann pipes player from Riverdance is number five, and then Markus Schenkenberg is squeezed in at the end like a last-minute pity add
November 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I like how the Uilleann pipes player from Riverdance is number five, and then Markus Schenkenberg is squeezed in at the end like a last-minute pity add
His delivery of “I’m your huckleberry” literally made my jaw drop
November 26, 2025 at 8:55 PM
His delivery of “I’m your huckleberry” literally made my jaw drop
He was a newscaster SNACK
November 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
He was a newscaster SNACK
I know I know. I had Riverdance fever. I did not know his personality.
November 26, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I know I know. I had Riverdance fever. I did not know his personality.
I would definitely add in Robin at this age too
November 26, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I would definitely add in Robin at this age too
I did not. But it wouldn’t have mattered to me!
November 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I did not. But it wouldn’t have mattered to me!
We might have invented the hair. 🤣
November 26, 2025 at 12:09 PM
We might have invented the hair. 🤣
One of the more accurate depictions of publishing I remember from film is, weirdly, Sideways (2004). Paul Giamatti's agent sending out his book over and over and over, and it just...never....selling
(The stunningly beautiful woman who Truly Understands Him is a fiction, though)
(The stunningly beautiful woman who Truly Understands Him is a fiction, though)
November 26, 2025 at 12:05 PM
One of the more accurate depictions of publishing I remember from film is, weirdly, Sideways (2004). Paul Giamatti's agent sending out his book over and over and over, and it just...never....selling
(The stunningly beautiful woman who Truly Understands Him is a fiction, though)
(The stunningly beautiful woman who Truly Understands Him is a fiction, though)
Hahahaha I was like, I bet I know who can weigh on in on Mesopotamian shoes… you’re right on time!
November 26, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Hahahaha I was like, I bet I know who can weigh on in on Mesopotamian shoes… you’re right on time!
To be clear, I have at no point liked it
November 26, 2025 at 9:06 AM
To be clear, I have at no point liked it