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Molten Berle
@moltenberle.bsky.social
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a king on his throne with his eyes torn out

Anti-TERF, pro-dinosaur
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This is not something that can possibly be described in text. But here goes: it’s an edit of cartoonist Asher Perlman’s “he’s going for the (band name)” comic, but with “Cow Tools” instead of a jukebox.
December 7, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Hank Scorpio, asking if Homer Simpson has “ever seen a wife missing a shoe”
December 2, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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A False Knees comic from 2017, “Things I’ve Often Mistaken For My Cat”
November 22, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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Would you agree that it offers Steel Stamping! Perfect Printing! And is Absolutely Accurate! not to mention being indispensable for general office and factory use?
An advertisement for the Bates stamping machine
November 13, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Comic by Sarah Anderson
November 13, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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“E Pluribus Anus” flag from the show Community
August 12, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Screen from Futurama, featuring Hermes with a brain slug
July 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Kanye West, in the SNL Documentary “The Jay Z Story”
July 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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worried lois
July 12, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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Mike Teavee from the 1971 Willy Wonka film
July 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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if any spouses need it, for unrelated reasons:
divorce petition form
May 25, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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Patton Oswald’s character playing with a stick and hoop on Parks and Recreation
April 5, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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Assuming this is the correct poll, looks like it’s ±1 for results across all adults, and ±4 within the queer subset.

news.gallup.com/poll/656708/...
Gallup description of their methodologies for the poll in question.
March 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Krusty the Clown wishing everyone a solemn, dignified Ramadan. From “Grift of the Magi" - Season 11, Episode 9
March 1, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Domino effect meme starting with the Second Boer War and ending with another domino effect meme going from people telling Elon Musk he’s not funny to him giving a hitler salute.
January 21, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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not sure i buy the idea that they’re in any way connected to actual events though
Preview poster for “The First Purge,” with the title on a MAGA hat.
January 17, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Same, Mr. Mooney. Same.
Excerpt from article - “I would love for them to go,” Mooney said.
December 29, 2024 at 4:53 PM
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not even leftist, the most centrist-ass view possible
a neonazi furry brings his kinks into the discourse surrounding the january 6 coup
December 28, 2024 at 4:38 AM
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https://defector.com/the-2024-haters-guide-to-the-williams-sonoma-catalog
Text Shot: Oh, but these marshmallows were simmered in copper kettles, you tell me. And in Denver. Yes, Denver: Land Of Marshmallows. I love visiting that fair candyland and prancing along its chocolate cobblestone streets, gazing up at the peppermint clock tower, and licking sour crystals off strangers passing by. Denver is Santa Claus's Winter White House!
December 25, 2024 at 4:08 PM
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michel foucault looking through a window and laughing
December 25, 2024 at 12:32 AM
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A quarter?! Dar, they’ll be dancing for hours!
Simpsons clip of Handsome Pete, dancing and playing the concertina.
November 7, 2024 at 2:18 AM
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I’ll be honest, I don’t know what I’d do if the answer were “no.”
October 5, 2024 at 6:21 AM
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October 5, 2024 at 1:46 AM
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October 3, 2024 at 8:01 PM
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October 2, 2024 at 10:59 PM