Molly Lizardbreath
@mollymcawesome.bsky.social
Knitter, cat mom, actually trying for once. Probably not here though.
Caffeine doesn't really affect me like that, I said as I made myself a nice cup of Earl Grey at 9pm, planning on a bedtime of maybe 10:30, and here we are, it's tomorrow.
February 7, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Caffeine doesn't really affect me like that, I said as I made myself a nice cup of Earl Grey at 9pm, planning on a bedtime of maybe 10:30, and here we are, it's tomorrow.
Found myself in the nightmare situation of being the only viewer of a live webinar that I didn't really have any interest in but ended up staying and coming up with questions for the presenter just out of sheer awkwardness. Hero is not too strong of a word.
February 4, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Found myself in the nightmare situation of being the only viewer of a live webinar that I didn't really have any interest in but ended up staying and coming up with questions for the presenter just out of sheer awkwardness. Hero is not too strong of a word.
Woke up to frozen pipes and then after stopping at a coffee shop to poop came out to a dead car battery but BY GOD I will be at the plant sale even if I have to fucking walk there, please come see me and tell me what a strong brave girl I am
Are you in the Cleveland area? Do you love plants and reproductive rights? Come to the AID Plant Sale this Saturday at the Mercury Music Lounge! I'm selling stuff with bugs on it (but in a good way) and my other, REAL job will be there handing out free Narcan!
January 31, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Woke up to frozen pipes and then after stopping at a coffee shop to poop came out to a dead car battery but BY GOD I will be at the plant sale even if I have to fucking walk there, please come see me and tell me what a strong brave girl I am
Discovered I have a lot less blood in my middle finger than expected when I found myself briefly attached to my sewing machine this evening
January 27, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Discovered I have a lot less blood in my middle finger than expected when I found myself briefly attached to my sewing machine this evening
Are you in the Cleveland area? Do you love plants and reproductive rights? Come to the AID Plant Sale this Saturday at the Mercury Music Lounge! I'm selling stuff with bugs on it (but in a good way) and my other, REAL job will be there handing out free Narcan!
January 26, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Are you in the Cleveland area? Do you love plants and reproductive rights? Come to the AID Plant Sale this Saturday at the Mercury Music Lounge! I'm selling stuff with bugs on it (but in a good way) and my other, REAL job will be there handing out free Narcan!
Soups that are appropriate for breakfast: potato (because hashbrowns), tomato (like a bloody mary), egg drop and anything with sausage (for obvious reasons). Anything other soup before lunchtime is a perversion and crime against nature but that will never stop me, I'm a little soup freak.
January 25, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Soups that are appropriate for breakfast: potato (because hashbrowns), tomato (like a bloody mary), egg drop and anything with sausage (for obvious reasons). Anything other soup before lunchtime is a perversion and crime against nature but that will never stop me, I'm a little soup freak.
This is the most Obvious Plant-coded shit I have ever seen in real life with my two actual human eyes
January 25, 2026 at 12:58 AM
This is the most Obvious Plant-coded shit I have ever seen in real life with my two actual human eyes
My spreadsheet works! I am a computer genuis!
January 24, 2026 at 6:02 PM
My spreadsheet works! I am a computer genuis!
It feels like every bus driver in Cleveland has seen the Musicology Duck thread and is considering the possibilities and therefore I am taking the rapid home tonight
January 22, 2026 at 10:15 PM
It feels like every bus driver in Cleveland has seen the Musicology Duck thread and is considering the possibilities and therefore I am taking the rapid home tonight
My newest hobby is trying to create the Most Perfect Spreadsheet
January 22, 2026 at 3:48 AM
My newest hobby is trying to create the Most Perfect Spreadsheet
January 16, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Had my first official Zoom meeting of the new job and managed to make it about the caked up Mothman statue within 20 minutes so really just killing it
January 14, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Had my first official Zoom meeting of the new job and managed to make it about the caked up Mothman statue within 20 minutes so really just killing it
I volunteered so hard they decided to start PAYING ME, new job tomorrow where I already know all my coworkers and what I'm supposed to do and which stairs to the basement are best skipped over
January 12, 2026 at 4:31 AM
I volunteered so hard they decided to start PAYING ME, new job tomorrow where I already know all my coworkers and what I'm supposed to do and which stairs to the basement are best skipped over
I'm being told that my revolutionary single-user analog social media website is actually called a "journal"
January 11, 2026 at 4:58 AM
I'm being told that my revolutionary single-user analog social media website is actually called a "journal"
They should invent a cold that goes away after a couple days
January 6, 2026 at 3:34 PM
They should invent a cold that goes away after a couple days
Today would be a funny day for it to happen
January 6, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Today would be a funny day for it to happen
The Legit Republic of Blanketsburg
the photographer was definitely like, "ok everybody, look tough!" but we know they're all just reading tweets with their arms crossed in a country club dining room divided up by bedsheets tacked to the beams
January 3, 2026 at 6:46 PM
The Legit Republic of Blanketsburg
I'm just saying if we kept going with 2025 like I suggested we wouldn't have already ruined a perfectly good new year
January 3, 2026 at 4:24 PM
I'm just saying if we kept going with 2025 like I suggested we wouldn't have already ruined a perfectly good new year
Funny new tradition where on New Year's Day I watch people who obviously didn't get the memo that he died wish my dad a happy birthday on Facebook
January 1, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Funny new tradition where on New Year's Day I watch people who obviously didn't get the memo that he died wish my dad a happy birthday on Facebook
I set up a bullet journal for 2026 and put a reminder in my phone today to start using it and I'm realizing now I'm just going to be copying everything I've already put in my Google calendar onto something I will need to remember to keep with me unlike my phone which I always already have.
January 1, 2026 at 2:52 PM
I set up a bullet journal for 2026 and put a reminder in my phone today to start using it and I'm realizing now I'm just going to be copying everything I've already put in my Google calendar onto something I will need to remember to keep with me unlike my phone which I always already have.
Too high on cold medicine to remember the name of the hot sauce for Wendy's chicken nuggets and what finally came out of my mouth was "jorkin' hot"
December 31, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Too high on cold medicine to remember the name of the hot sauce for Wendy's chicken nuggets and what finally came out of my mouth was "jorkin' hot"
@gastronauts.bsky.social this is your fault
December 31, 2025 at 12:55 AM
@gastronauts.bsky.social this is your fault
Did it hurt? When you ate the Totinos pizza that you literally JUST pulled out of the oven
December 30, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Did it hurt? When you ate the Totinos pizza that you literally JUST pulled out of the oven