Moctezuma III
@moctezumaiii.bsky.social
Neo-Aztec Futurism Minimalism Archeology Simulation Acceleration Disaster Nihilism Pacifism Tyranny Timecube
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here's the 60 minutes cecot video part 1 of 5 - recorded/uploaded by and all credit to @jasonparis.bsky.social
I just reduced background noise, chopped the 14 minutes into 3 minute segments each compressed under 100 mb for bsky's limits, cropped and rotated a few degrees for easier viewing on here
I just reduced background noise, chopped the 14 minutes into 3 minute segments each compressed under 100 mb for bsky's limits, cropped and rotated a few degrees for easier viewing on here
December 22, 2025 at 10:58 PM
here's the 60 minutes cecot video part 1 of 5 - recorded/uploaded by and all credit to @jasonparis.bsky.social
I just reduced background noise, chopped the 14 minutes into 3 minute segments each compressed under 100 mb for bsky's limits, cropped and rotated a few degrees for easier viewing on here
I just reduced background noise, chopped the 14 minutes into 3 minute segments each compressed under 100 mb for bsky's limits, cropped and rotated a few degrees for easier viewing on here
After Caesar's funeral, an angry mob killed a poet named Cinna, mistaking him for a different Cinna who was involved in Caesar's murder.
I think we need a second guy named Mr Beast, so when shit hits the fan, we can mistakenly kill him.
I think we need a second guy named Mr Beast, so when shit hits the fan, we can mistakenly kill him.
December 22, 2025 at 3:02 AM
After Caesar's funeral, an angry mob killed a poet named Cinna, mistaking him for a different Cinna who was involved in Caesar's murder.
I think we need a second guy named Mr Beast, so when shit hits the fan, we can mistakenly kill him.
I think we need a second guy named Mr Beast, so when shit hits the fan, we can mistakenly kill him.
AI cleavage lady gonna explain maoism too me. Can't wait to learn how genAI smashes "old habits"
December 22, 2025 at 12:16 AM
AI cleavage lady gonna explain maoism too me. Can't wait to learn how genAI smashes "old habits"
this is a crazy photo. The color balance is weird, but ive never seen MJ look more like the Joker.
December 20, 2025 at 2:09 AM
this is a crazy photo. The color balance is weird, but ive never seen MJ look more like the Joker.
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this week. this week i will take good news where i can get it. welcome back old friend
December 18, 2025 at 10:05 PM
this week. this week i will take good news where i can get it. welcome back old friend
trump gonna come out as gay
December 18, 2025 at 1:33 AM
trump gonna come out as gay
feelin like a wind age and a wolf age
December 18, 2025 at 1:32 AM
feelin like a wind age and a wolf age
George Santos is like Alberich in Das Rheingold. A corpulent hater who has rejected love, empathy, the social contract. I can see in both, like an evil version of myself. Someone who says "fuck it, im taking the money" "fuck it, im gonna enslave the dwarves". Don't we all have days like this?
December 17, 2025 at 11:46 PM
George Santos is like Alberich in Das Rheingold. A corpulent hater who has rejected love, empathy, the social contract. I can see in both, like an evil version of myself. Someone who says "fuck it, im taking the money" "fuck it, im gonna enslave the dwarves". Don't we all have days like this?
trying to decide if its sexist that I can identify with George Santos but not Olivia Nuzzi. Like, a con man is a con man, but who has been conned: the public? RKF? Nuzzi? All of them? Its unclear. Maybe its because i don't expect anything out of a politician, but still hold hope for journalists.
December 17, 2025 at 11:44 PM
trying to decide if its sexist that I can identify with George Santos but not Olivia Nuzzi. Like, a con man is a con man, but who has been conned: the public? RKF? Nuzzi? All of them? Its unclear. Maybe its because i don't expect anything out of a politician, but still hold hope for journalists.
one of my favorite recurring characters on Iron Chef. dude is a Japanese reggae artist. He goes by Bro.Korn today, i guess to distinguish himself from the Freak on a Leash Korn.
December 17, 2025 at 4:15 AM
one of my favorite recurring characters on Iron Chef. dude is a Japanese reggae artist. He goes by Bro.Korn today, i guess to distinguish himself from the Freak on a Leash Korn.
Today's iron chef ingredient is Martian Pork. The pigs grown at the Martian Colony are known for their high levels of radiation and distinct 3rd eye, a delicacy among martian colonists.
December 17, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Today's iron chef ingredient is Martian Pork. The pigs grown at the Martian Colony are known for their high levels of radiation and distinct 3rd eye, a delicacy among martian colonists.
today's ingredient is Unisex Salmon
December 17, 2025 at 12:42 AM
today's ingredient is Unisex Salmon
fried squid chip and squid ink icecream topped with pisatchio and peppercorn
December 16, 2025 at 9:15 AM
fried squid chip and squid ink icecream topped with pisatchio and peppercorn
"A hero desires a sword, and a sword desires truth."
December 16, 2025 at 7:13 AM
"A hero desires a sword, and a sword desires truth."
"The Iron Chef makes the dishes, and it is the dishes that make the Iron Chef"
December 16, 2025 at 7:12 AM
"The Iron Chef makes the dishes, and it is the dishes that make the Iron Chef"
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From the "enemies" section of the manual for Rygar (NES) - ANIMALIZED MEN WRIGGLING EERILY!
December 14, 2025 at 3:42 AM
From the "enemies" section of the manual for Rygar (NES) - ANIMALIZED MEN WRIGGLING EERILY!
largest bowl of yogurt the world has ever seen, you only get sights like this at Kitchen Stadium
December 16, 2025 at 3:47 AM
largest bowl of yogurt the world has ever seen, you only get sights like this at Kitchen Stadium
if i was on iron chef, the ingredient would be something fucked like Hedgehog, and i'd make 5 different types of hedgehog icecream
December 16, 2025 at 3:11 AM
if i was on iron chef, the ingredient would be something fucked like Hedgehog, and i'd make 5 different types of hedgehog icecream
this stuff feels really horny. Like in a world with out porno, you'd just have endless archie comics
December 16, 2025 at 12:53 AM
this stuff feels really horny. Like in a world with out porno, you'd just have endless archie comics
if you stop masturbating, your foreskin will regrow. It'll grow right over the tip and seal itself and then you gotta go to a doctor and get it pierced and he says "Son, i know you'll never have a wife or even a boy concubine, so its important that you jerk off, or this will happen again"
December 16, 2025 at 12:33 AM
if you stop masturbating, your foreskin will regrow. It'll grow right over the tip and seal itself and then you gotta go to a doctor and get it pierced and he says "Son, i know you'll never have a wife or even a boy concubine, so its important that you jerk off, or this will happen again"
mom asked me to buy her weed gummies, specifically "the good ones" "the strong ones"
December 16, 2025 at 12:17 AM
mom asked me to buy her weed gummies, specifically "the good ones" "the strong ones"
Headed to the Dyson Sphere, anybody need anything?
December 15, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Headed to the Dyson Sphere, anybody need anything?