Terrible fantasy footbal gambler. Worse amateur poker player
I'm proudest of the fact that none of the 4 of us coaches got kicked out or "removed" from any game.
That struggle was real
I'm proudest of the fact that none of the 4 of us coaches got kicked out or "removed" from any game.
That struggle was real
Me: Is this your addictions counseling class?
Kid: yes
Me: 🤣😂🤣😂
Me: Is this your addictions counseling class?
Kid: yes
Me: 🤣😂🤣😂
That says much more about your proficiency at teaching course material than it does about being a demanding/tough Prof. 🙄
#CareerChange ?
That says much more about your proficiency at teaching course material than it does about being a demanding/tough Prof. 🙄
#CareerChange ?
FFS
FFS
Upsetting that our opponents did not present us with their 1st place gold medals 😉
Upsetting that our opponents did not present us with their 1st place gold medals 😉
If your group of 4 friends needs to use Google to figure out how to use booster cables, maybe stick to public modes of transportation
If your group of 4 friends needs to use Google to figure out how to use booster cables, maybe stick to public modes of transportation
While the player's went home to get a good night's sleep for tomorrow's early game
All of my assistant coaches headed out to the casino bar to celebrate(via Uber)
While the player's went home to get a good night's sleep for tomorrow's early game
All of my assistant coaches headed out to the casino bar to celebrate(via Uber)
One of the places that delivers Chuck E. Cheese 🤣
Who's ordering pizza for delivery from Chuck E. Cheese??
PTSD reminds me it's barely edible for kids party's at the place 🤮
One of the places that delivers Chuck E. Cheese 🤣
Who's ordering pizza for delivery from Chuck E. Cheese??
PTSD reminds me it's barely edible for kids party's at the place 🤮
Pull in front of a Tesla !
The Tesla driver may not want to let you move over, but the Tesla collision avoidance won't give them the option 😁
Follow me for more driving tips
Pull in front of a Tesla !
The Tesla driver may not want to let you move over, but the Tesla collision avoidance won't give them the option 😁
Follow me for more driving tips
You can commit to seek revenge, remain petty, and disrespect your enemies.
#HappyNewYear
You can commit to seek revenge, remain petty, and disrespect your enemies.
#HappyNewYear
Have just over 12 hours left and only $9765 more to go to achieve that 😉
Have just over 12 hours left and only $9765 more to go to achieve that 😉
"The route a package takes might seem wrong, but it's actually how our air & ground networks are designed."
Ahhh UPS 😂 your network shouldn't take a package to Melbourne Australia from the US to deliver to Alberta Canada 🤣
Who designed your network ?
"The route a package takes might seem wrong, but it's actually how our air & ground networks are designed."
Ahhh UPS 😂 your network shouldn't take a package to Melbourne Australia from the US to deliver to Alberta Canada 🤣
Who designed your network ?
If only I had that kinda capital 🤣🤣
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If only I had that kinda capital 🤣🤣
This year, it's grown to 13 adults, all with kids doing their own thing.
Starts at 6pm and ends whenever 🥂
Merry Christmas 🎄
This year, it's grown to 13 adults, all with kids doing their own thing.
Starts at 6pm and ends whenever 🥂
Merry Christmas 🎄
Tell that to the mall Santa & his assistants! For some reason they didn't want me getting a picture with me sitting on Santa's knee 🤷♂️
Tell that to the mall Santa & his assistants! For some reason they didn't want me getting a picture with me sitting on Santa's knee 🤷♂️
He was sitting on the bench by Salvation Army Christmas donation sign
Must have got $20 "donated" in the time I went thru checkout
GENIUS
He was sitting on the bench by Salvation Army Christmas donation sign
Must have got $20 "donated" in the time I went thru checkout
GENIUS
On the last Saturday before Christmas and I parked, got in, paid, and got out of Costco in under 30 minutes
On the last Saturday before Christmas and I parked, got in, paid, and got out of Costco in under 30 minutes
Or is the selection of Christmas/ Holiday chocolate severely lacking this year ?
Or is the selection of Christmas/ Holiday chocolate severely lacking this year ?
What was NOT a foul in the boys game, is a foul every time in the girls game
The rules aren't different, if it's not a foul in the 1st game, it's not a foul in game 2
Going to start a GoFundMe for fine $ if this continues 😁
What was NOT a foul in the boys game, is a foul every time in the girls game
The rules aren't different, if it's not a foul in the 1st game, it's not a foul in game 2
Going to start a GoFundMe for fine $ if this continues 😁
"Hi, this is Abe from Visa/Mastercard security department. How are you?"
Me: are you with Visa or Mastercard
~Abe~: Visa / Mastercard
Me: well I'm a lot better than you because you're a scamming piece of shit.
Ahh the holiday scam season 🎄🎅
"Hi, this is Abe from Visa/Mastercard security department. How are you?"
Me: are you with Visa or Mastercard
~Abe~: Visa / Mastercard
Me: well I'm a lot better than you because you're a scamming piece of shit.
Ahh the holiday scam season 🎄🎅
It's faux-fur & they aren't making anything for people taller than 6'1
It's faux-fur & they aren't making anything for people taller than 6'1