Mike in Lethbridge
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Mike in Lethbridge
@mmdhrst.bsky.social
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Terrible fantasy footbal gambler. Worse amateur poker player
And so ends middle school basketball for the season.

I'm proudest of the fact that none of the 4 of us coaches got kicked out or "removed" from any game.
That struggle was real
February 7, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Kiddo to me: my prof said that she bet that none of us would be able to stay off of tiktok and i deleted it because i want to prove her wrong

Me: Is this your addictions counseling class?

Kid: yes

Me: 🤣😂🤣😂
January 26, 2026 at 3:20 AM
If you've been a University Prof for 20+ years & you boast to 1st year students is you've given less than 6 As & 11 Bs in that time.
That says much more about your proficiency at teaching course material than it does about being a demanding/tough Prof. 🙄

#CareerChange ?
January 18, 2026 at 9:12 PM
I miss the times when people's side hustle was Tupperware or Candles

FFS
January 17, 2026 at 6:24 PM
In tonight's episode of middle school basketball, we played the same team we played last Saturday in the tournament finals.

Upsetting that our opponents did not present us with their 1st place gold medals 😉
January 16, 2026 at 5:11 AM
The Bell commercial for the new Google phone is frightening

If your group of 4 friends needs to use Google to figure out how to use booster cables, maybe stick to public modes of transportation
January 11, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Reposted by Mike in Lethbridge
want to feel old? christmas was two fucking weeks ago
January 10, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Huge win in the "home" tournament for the 8th grades tonight.

While the player's went home to get a good night's sleep for tomorrow's early game

All of my assistant coaches headed out to the casino bar to celebrate(via Uber)
January 10, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Using the SkipTheDishes app to get idea of close places that deliver for a basketball tournament in Calgary

One of the places that delivers Chuck E. Cheese 🤣

Who's ordering pizza for delivery from Chuck E. Cheese??

PTSD reminds me it's barely edible for kids party's at the place 🤮
January 7, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Friendly reminder that when the Raiders fire a Head Coach, it's time to change the batteries in your smoke alarms
January 5, 2026 at 11:58 PM
If you are trying to merge into heavy traffic or change lanes on a busy road/road construction.

Pull in front of a Tesla !

The Tesla driver may not want to let you move over, but the Tesla collision avoidance won't give them the option 😁

Follow me for more driving tips
January 4, 2026 at 7:56 PM
A gentle reminder that New Year's resolutions do not have to be about positive change.
You can commit to seek revenge, remain petty, and disrespect your enemies.

#HappyNewYear
January 1, 2026 at 8:08 PM
picture of the staff who operate my bluesky account...
December 31, 2025 at 7:51 PM
January 1, 2025, I set a goal to win $5000 playing poker.

Have just over 12 hours left and only $9765 more to go to achieve that 😉
December 31, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Awaiting package delivery from Nevada

"The route a package takes might seem wrong, but it's actually how our air & ground networks are designed."

Ahhh UPS 😂 your network shouldn't take a package to Melbourne Australia from the US to deliver to Alberta Canada 🤣

Who designed your network ?
December 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
So you're saying I should have bought a professional sports franchise 25years ago

If only I had that kinda capital 🤣🤣
forbes.com Forbes @forbes.com · Dec 27
A quarter-century ago, the teams in the four major North American leagues were worth a collective $30 billion. Now, they’re valued at more than $500 billion—and one has seen appreciation of more than 6,400%.
www.forbes.com/sites/brettk... (Photo: Elsa/Getty Images)
December 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Doing my part by arranging the mini meatballs & cocktail weiner appetizers
December 26, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Last year a bunch of friends with their own youngest child in their late teens, decided ro throw an Xmas Day late lunch.. There were 7 of us, that turned into party.

This year, it's grown to 13 adults, all with kids doing their own thing.
Starts at 6pm and ends whenever 🥂

Merry Christmas 🎄
December 26, 2025 at 12:56 AM
It's said "Christmas magic" has no age limit

Tell that to the mall Santa & his assistants! For some reason they didn't want me getting a picture with me sitting on Santa's knee 🤷‍♂️
December 22, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Elderly gentleman sitting at the front of the grocery store while someone he knows shopped.

He was sitting on the bench by Salvation Army Christmas donation sign

Must have got $20 "donated" in the time I went thru checkout

GENIUS
December 21, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Christmas 🎄 Miracle

On the last Saturday before Christmas and I parked, got in, paid, and got out of Costco in under 30 minutes
December 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Is it just me?
Or is the selection of Christmas/ Holiday chocolate severely lacking this year ?
December 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
JV boys play their game before JV Girls, same referees for both games

What was NOT a foul in the boys game, is a foul every time in the girls game

The rules aren't different, if it's not a foul in the 1st game, it's not a foul in game 2

Going to start a GoFundMe for fine $ if this continues 😁
December 17, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Phone call:

"Hi, this is Abe from Visa/Mastercard security department. How are you?"

Me: are you with Visa or Mastercard

~Abe~: Visa / Mastercard

Me: well I'm a lot better than you because you're a scamming piece of shit.

Ahh the holiday scam season 🎄🎅
December 15, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Down the shopping rabbit hole of men's faux-fur coats.

It's faux-fur & they aren't making anything for people taller than 6'1
December 14, 2025 at 7:01 AM