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Max Kepler, YOU are a Athletic
December 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Max Kepler, YOU are a Athletic
I'm gonna tell my kids the 2026 Baltimore Orioles were better than the 1927 Yankees
December 8, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I'm gonna tell my kids the 2026 Baltimore Orioles were better than the 1927 Yankees
Colorado Rockies v Atlanta Braves is the best rivalry in baseball!
December 8, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Colorado Rockies v Atlanta Braves is the best rivalry in baseball!
Ryan McMahon is the biggest clown in baseball
December 8, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Ryan McMahon is the biggest clown in baseball
The Miami Marlins may never lose again!
December 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The Miami Marlins may never lose again!
Today is a great day to love and appreciate DJ LeMahieu!
December 8, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Today is a great day to love and appreciate DJ LeMahieu!
It's so obvious that Bryse Wilson is a Twin at this point.
December 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
It's so obvious that Bryse Wilson is a Twin at this point.
Wait, people actually think Jordan Walker is good?
December 8, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Wait, people actually think Jordan Walker is good?
I love the Boston Red Sox.
December 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I love the Boston Red Sox.
MLB would be better off without the San Diego Padres
December 8, 2025 at 2:30 PM
MLB would be better off without the San Diego Padres
The Texas Rangers are on pace for 15 wins this season!
December 8, 2025 at 2:00 PM
The Texas Rangers are on pace for 15 wins this season!
Yoendrys Gómez: future All Star.
December 8, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Yoendrys Gómez: future All Star.
Eddie Rosario: future MVP
December 8, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Eddie Rosario: future MVP
I love the Kansas City Royals.
December 8, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I love the Kansas City Royals.
We need to start appreciating the things Cole Ragans does.
December 8, 2025 at 12:00 PM
We need to start appreciating the things Cole Ragans does.
The Pittsburgh Pirates are on pace for 2 wins this season!
December 8, 2025 at 11:30 AM
The Pittsburgh Pirates are on pace for 2 wins this season!
I hate Abraham Toro
December 8, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I hate Abraham Toro
The Toronto Blue Jays are your 2026 World Series Champions!
December 8, 2025 at 10:30 AM
The Toronto Blue Jays are your 2026 World Series Champions!
You just can't hate Hunter Dobbins
December 8, 2025 at 10:00 AM
You just can't hate Hunter Dobbins
For his sake, Angel Zerpa should really request a trade to the Milwaukee Brewers.
December 8, 2025 at 9:30 AM
For his sake, Angel Zerpa should really request a trade to the Milwaukee Brewers.
Scheduled Jonathan Ornelas success!
December 8, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Scheduled Jonathan Ornelas success!
I'm going to tell my kids that Chris Taylor was Barry Bonds
December 8, 2025 at 8:30 AM
I'm going to tell my kids that Chris Taylor was Barry Bonds
MLB would be better off without the Philadelphia Phillies
December 8, 2025 at 8:00 AM
MLB would be better off without the Philadelphia Phillies
The things I'd do for David Morgan to be in a Texas Rangers uniform
December 8, 2025 at 7:30 AM
The things I'd do for David Morgan to be in a Texas Rangers uniform
Today is a great day to love and appreciate Connor Brogdon!
December 8, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Today is a great day to love and appreciate Connor Brogdon!