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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 1d
Wait, people actually think Justin Topa is good?
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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 1d
I am a Abraham Toro enjoyer.
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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 1d
Colton Cowser has always wanted to be a Cardinal.
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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 1d
Chicago Cubs v Tampa Bay Rays is the best rivalry in baseball!
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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 1d
The Athletics are on pace for 36 wins this season!
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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 1d
MLB would be better off without the Minnesota Twins
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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 1d
If I was GM of the Detroit Tigers for a day, I would trade for Richard Lovelady
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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 1d
Luke Jackson just sucks dude. I need him off my team immediately.
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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 1d
Absolutely disgraceful performance. In all my years as a fan of the Cincinnati Reds, I have never seen a group of players so lazy and pathetic. I'm taking my fanhood to Detroit where it looks like they know how to run a baseball team.
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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 1d
Wait, people actually think César Salazar is good?
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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 1d
Scheduled Sam Hilliard success!
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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 1d
Braydon Fisher can marry me.
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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 1d
The New York Mets are your 2025 World Series Champions!
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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 1d
Do people actually spend 3 hours of their day watching the Arizona Diamondbacks?
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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 1d
I'm gonna tell my kids the 2025 Miami Marlins were better than the 1927 Yankees
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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 1d
Noah Davis has always wanted to be a Blue Jay.
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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 3d
Do people actually spend 3 hours of their day watching the San Francisco Giants?
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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 3d
Tim Hill just sucks dude. I need him off my team immediately.
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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 4d
The Los Angeles Angels may never lose again!
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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 4d
The Colorado Rockies have the best fanbase.
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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 4d
Wait, people actually think Jack Suwinski is good?
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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 4d
The Pittsburgh Pirates have the best fanbase.
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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 9d
Carlos Vargas is God himself.
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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 9d
The next Arizona Diamondbacks World Series will be in 74 years!
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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 9d
I can't believe people still think the Houston Astros aren't going to win the World Series
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