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MLB would be better off without the San Diego Padres
December 8, 2025 at 2:30 PM
MLB would be better off without the San Diego Padres
The Texas Rangers are on pace for 15 wins this season!
December 8, 2025 at 2:00 PM
The Texas Rangers are on pace for 15 wins this season!
Yoendrys Gómez: future All Star.
December 8, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Yoendrys Gómez: future All Star.
Eddie Rosario: future MVP
December 8, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Eddie Rosario: future MVP
I love the Kansas City Royals.
December 8, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I love the Kansas City Royals.
We need to start appreciating the things Cole Ragans does.
December 8, 2025 at 12:00 PM
We need to start appreciating the things Cole Ragans does.
The Pittsburgh Pirates are on pace for 2 wins this season!
December 8, 2025 at 11:30 AM
The Pittsburgh Pirates are on pace for 2 wins this season!
I hate Abraham Toro
December 8, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I hate Abraham Toro
The Toronto Blue Jays are your 2026 World Series Champions!
December 8, 2025 at 10:30 AM
The Toronto Blue Jays are your 2026 World Series Champions!
You just can't hate Hunter Dobbins
December 8, 2025 at 10:00 AM
You just can't hate Hunter Dobbins
For his sake, Angel Zerpa should really request a trade to the Milwaukee Brewers.
December 8, 2025 at 9:30 AM
For his sake, Angel Zerpa should really request a trade to the Milwaukee Brewers.
Scheduled Jonathan Ornelas success!
December 8, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Scheduled Jonathan Ornelas success!
I'm going to tell my kids that Chris Taylor was Barry Bonds
December 8, 2025 at 8:30 AM
I'm going to tell my kids that Chris Taylor was Barry Bonds
MLB would be better off without the Philadelphia Phillies
December 8, 2025 at 8:00 AM
MLB would be better off without the Philadelphia Phillies
The things I'd do for David Morgan to be in a Texas Rangers uniform
December 8, 2025 at 7:30 AM
The things I'd do for David Morgan to be in a Texas Rangers uniform
Today is a great day to love and appreciate Connor Brogdon!
December 8, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Today is a great day to love and appreciate Connor Brogdon!
Ryan Loutos owns the Philadelphia Phillies
December 8, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Ryan Loutos owns the Philadelphia Phillies
Personally, i think the Milwaukee Brewers should try to win this baseball game
December 8, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Personally, i think the Milwaukee Brewers should try to win this baseball game
Scheduled Atlanta Braves success!
December 8, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Scheduled Atlanta Braves success!
Watching the Seattle Mariners makes me reconsider being a baseball fan
December 8, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Watching the Seattle Mariners makes me reconsider being a baseball fan
The Kansas City Royals are on pace for 94 wins this season!
December 8, 2025 at 4:30 AM
The Kansas City Royals are on pace for 94 wins this season!
Tampa Bay Rays fans, mental health check???
December 8, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Tampa Bay Rays fans, mental health check???
Mike Tauchman has always wanted to be a Dodger.
December 8, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Mike Tauchman has always wanted to be a Dodger.
When I become commissioner, I will remove Chicago White Sox from existence
December 8, 2025 at 3:00 AM
When I become commissioner, I will remove Chicago White Sox from existence
Today is a great day to love and appreciate J.P. Crawford!
December 8, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Today is a great day to love and appreciate J.P. Crawford!