clams cartel
@mktulpa.bsky.social
world revolution ronin.
red sky at night, sailor’s delight.
from the masses, to the masses.
organizer.
notorious western mass guy.
clamscartel on discord and red note, clamscartel.58 on signal
mktulpa on WAFRN and mirrored @mktulpa.bsky.bark.wolp.chat
red sky at night, sailor’s delight.
from the masses, to the masses.
organizer.
notorious western mass guy.
clamscartel on discord and red note, clamscartel.58 on signal
mktulpa on WAFRN and mirrored @mktulpa.bsky.bark.wolp.chat
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clams cartel
@mktulpa.bsky.social
· Oct 25
I have been described as a “quirky guy” by both a local radio host and Rep. Jim McGovern
in case you have no idea what I’m talking about, this was a staple of my grandmother’s cooking, but her version was literally just canned chopped tomatoes, pasta, salt and pepper, and ground beef
November 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
in case you have no idea what I’m talking about, this was a staple of my grandmother’s cooking, but her version was literally just canned chopped tomatoes, pasta, salt and pepper, and ground beef
just found out that in Chicago they call American chop suey “baked mostaccioli”
November 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
just found out that in Chicago they call American chop suey “baked mostaccioli”
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I blame technology connections for the fact that I now use a flipper zero with a battery powered infrared dazzler to control my 1995 Sony stereo receiver
November 26, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I blame technology connections for the fact that I now use a flipper zero with a battery powered infrared dazzler to control my 1995 Sony stereo receiver
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“why don’t you just reheat the leftovers” ass take
i don't get the point of stuffing in a sandwich. bread inside bread
November 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
“why don’t you just reheat the leftovers” ass take
4. [redacted] Peter Thiel
How we beat back the corporate takeover of America:
1. Break up corporate monopolies
2. Continue building union power
3. End Citizens United and get big money out of politics
Let’s keep working to unrig the system.
1. Break up corporate monopolies
2. Continue building union power
3. End Citizens United and get big money out of politics
Let’s keep working to unrig the system.
November 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
4. [redacted] Peter Thiel
my sister didn’t know what kind of razor inserts to get so she bought a bought of four of some new Gillette model for $30 DOLLARS??
November 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
my sister didn’t know what kind of razor inserts to get so she bought a bought of four of some new Gillette model for $30 DOLLARS??
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I have a theory that going bald too young either turns you evil or into the chillest guy possible. This is the so-called Steven Miller-Stanley Tuccci Theorem.
November 18, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I have a theory that going bald too young either turns you evil or into the chillest guy possible. This is the so-called Steven Miller-Stanley Tuccci Theorem.
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buzzfeed is going to hate my daughter, Hunt Dads For Sport
Then @buzzfeed.com ran a story on names inspired by weapons 😱. www.buzzfeed.com/carolinebolo...
This Aggressive Baby Name Trend Is Seriously Alarming Experts
"It’s rare for me to outright reject a name or name trend, but..."
www.buzzfeed.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:44 AM
buzzfeed is going to hate my daughter, Hunt Dads For Sport
Just re-checked and they stole the wrong card off me lmao. The card they stole is only valid through my account at a certain online retailer and not useable at any point of sale or any other online retailer lmao
actually I tipped the DJ $20 so they picked me for max $40 and a credit card they never used??
November 26, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Just re-checked and they stole the wrong card off me lmao. The card they stole is only valid through my account at a certain online retailer and not useable at any point of sale or any other online retailer lmao
actually I tipped the DJ $20 so they picked me for max $40 and a credit card they never used??
November 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
actually I tipped the DJ $20 so they picked me for max $40 and a credit card they never used??
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probably my most polite experience being pickpocketed like they didn’t even use the card they took and they didn’t even take that much cash off me
November 25, 2025 at 11:51 PM
probably my most polite experience being pickpocketed like they didn’t even use the card they took and they didn’t even take that much cash off me
actually it seems like the dispo charge was actually my tab at that club and they only got the $60 plus the credit card they never used lmao
got picked at the club the other night, they got $60 in $20s, didn’t take any more cash including the $50 I had on me, got my debit card, my ID, and one credit card which is missing, didn’t use the credit card, only used my debit card to buy $52 worth of weed at a dispo, then put my ID+debit back
November 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
actually it seems like the dispo charge was actually my tab at that club and they only got the $60 plus the credit card they never used lmao
got picked at the club the other night, they got $60 in $20s, didn’t take any more cash including the $50 I had on me, got my debit card, my ID, and one credit card which is missing, didn’t use the credit card, only used my debit card to buy $52 worth of weed at a dispo, then put my ID+debit back
November 25, 2025 at 11:02 PM
got picked at the club the other night, they got $60 in $20s, didn’t take any more cash including the $50 I had on me, got my debit card, my ID, and one credit card which is missing, didn’t use the credit card, only used my debit card to buy $52 worth of weed at a dispo, then put my ID+debit back
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🚨 Germany’s Max Planck Institute for Demographic Research finds that Israel's genocide in Gaza has killed over 100,000 Palestinians.
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
🚨 Germany’s Max Planck Institute for Demographic Research finds that Israel's genocide in Gaza has killed over 100,000 Palestinians.
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Defend Mao Zedong and the Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution!
November 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Defend Mao Zedong and the Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution!
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🇺🇸Americans: Can we see the #EpsteinFiles?
🤡The Government: Best I can do is 50 pages of strategic blackout. You're welcome.
Via @geopolitics_prime (Telegram)
🤡The Government: Best I can do is 50 pages of strategic blackout. You're welcome.
Via @geopolitics_prime (Telegram)
November 23, 2025 at 10:08 PM
🇺🇸Americans: Can we see the #EpsteinFiles?
🤡The Government: Best I can do is 50 pages of strategic blackout. You're welcome.
Via @geopolitics_prime (Telegram)
🤡The Government: Best I can do is 50 pages of strategic blackout. You're welcome.
Via @geopolitics_prime (Telegram)
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I got told by a group of kids straight from PR that I’m their most understanding teacher regarding their linguistic gap and that’s simultaneously very rewarding and incredibly depressing
November 20, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I got told by a group of kids straight from PR that I’m their most understanding teacher regarding their linguistic gap and that’s simultaneously very rewarding and incredibly depressing
legitimately I might just start teaching whatever daily Talmud lessons some websites post online instead of the curriculum if the kids fail my current asssignment/summative on chapter 4 of the Zinn book because like if they can’t retain basic info on the U$ revolution I might as well teach nonsense
November 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
legitimately I might just start teaching whatever daily Talmud lessons some websites post online instead of the curriculum if the kids fail my current asssignment/summative on chapter 4 of the Zinn book because like if they can’t retain basic info on the U$ revolution I might as well teach nonsense
alternatively, I could just become Schopenhauer and just start teaching advanced lessons to a completely empty classroom. that would be an incredibly funny bit for the district snoops to walk in on
the ne plus ultra of educational corruption: pretending that there’s a class that exists with no attendance and disciplinary issues. I can even give evidence of content mastery if I just lie about a couple fake summatives
November 20, 2025 at 3:08 AM
alternatively, I could just become Schopenhauer and just start teaching advanced lessons to a completely empty classroom. that would be an incredibly funny bit for the district snoops to walk in on
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it’s not a prep, they keep adding new kids to my other classes. I’m just convinced that the admin want one class that they can tell the district “hey, no attendance issues, discipline, anything.” a classroom with no students
November 20, 2025 at 2:51 AM
it’s not a prep, they keep adding new kids to my other classes. I’m just convinced that the admin want one class that they can tell the district “hey, no attendance issues, discipline, anything.” a classroom with no students
I think if my classes can’t get through one Zinn chapter and ten questions on the American Revolution I might just break down and transition my US I history classes into a secret yeshiva. the district has only ever sent observers into my class when I have a US I History section with zero students
November 20, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I think if my classes can’t get through one Zinn chapter and ten questions on the American Revolution I might just break down and transition my US I history classes into a secret yeshiva. the district has only ever sent observers into my class when I have a US I History section with zero students