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MJ
@mjmpls.bsky.social
MN - Freelance Community & Sports Journalist, Bicycle Mechanic, Knife Sharpener/Consultant, Home Chef, Deep Diver on Various Subjects
i like Bert for Stillwater.

I might prefer Weatherman more than Bert, but OP chose Weatherman for Chanhassen.

@bornwithatail.bsky.social , are Sesame Street muppets allowed for this thread?

asking for meee
December 2, 2025 at 6:38 PM
There are several MN cities that on the cranky old man spectrum fall

jovial: Waldorf - Statler -- HERE - Sam the Eagle: stuffy

and I cannot think of another muppet that falls there.
December 2, 2025 at 1:03 PM
i have some usual orderS
December 2, 2025 at 5:38 AM
deals for pet veterinary services or forwarding random deals from elsewhere?
December 2, 2025 at 3:09 AM
sigh. low
December 2, 2025 at 3:02 AM
do you have a usual order at the Bell?
December 2, 2025 at 2:58 AM
are you saying Stillwater has more Janice DGAF energy than Waldorf DGAF energy?
December 1, 2025 at 9:51 PM
perfect 🤣
December 1, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Janice seems too hippy-chill.

how about Waldorf?
December 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
funny when you know the voices behind Kermit & Ernie vs Bert & Miss Piggy -- but I agree with both Kate & @shitposzting.bsky.social
December 1, 2025 at 7:29 PM
"active" is pushing it but

1. Edina
2. Warroad
3. Centerville
#MJLateToEverything
December 1, 2025 at 7:13 PM
perspective!
December 1, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Friday, I made my versions of some sides:

1. Spiced Cranberries
2. Sausage Pecan Cherry Stuffing
3. Garlic Mashed Potatoes w/Roasted Serano & Red Pepper
4. Final plating with leftover wild rice, Poblano Corn Pudding, Brussel Sprouts w/bacon & red onion -- side dish of giblets & veg
#MJCooksShit
November 29, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Thursday dinner with aunt and uncle's family -- also, my cleanup from Wed. is functional chaotic sculpture: put it in the MOMA!
November 29, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Wed. evening, I prepared Wild Rice with Mushrooms, Carrots, and Parsnips to reheat on Thurs.
#MJCooksShit
November 29, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Wed. it snowed here in #Minneapolis. Despite my car being encased in the unholy trinity of snow, ice, frozen leaves, I made it drivable.

winter is beautiful
November 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
these are all signs of a huge corporation struggling due to boycott & [doesn't check notes] other reasons.

Every item is surplus including the sparkly giant #TargetGagBag.
November 29, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Dec. 26

Boxing Day football ⚽
but this person obviously has other priorities
November 29, 2025 at 11:35 AM