Jacob Crouch
@misteryacob.bsky.social
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Jacob Crouch
@misteryacob.bsky.social
· May 22
A sincere welcome back to George Kirby, the best pitcher in baseball who also looks like a minor character in a John Steinbeck novel
As both a Mariners fan and a Steinbeck fan, this is the content that I’m here for.
BARNYARD TOUCHDOWN!!
a group of cows in a car with the words barnyard gang on the bottom
Alt: a group of cows in a car with the words barnyard gang on the bottom
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 2:30 AM
BARNYARD TOUCHDOWN!!
Hawks D tonight:
a man in a purple vest and bow tie says " you get nothing "
Alt: a man in a purple vest and bow tie says " you get nothing "
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Hawks D tonight:
Reposted by Jacob Crouch
give me the ferments
and free my soul
I’m only eatin yogurt
at the super bowl
I’m RFK
and free my soul
I’m only eatin yogurt
at the super bowl
I’m RFK
RFK Jr on what he'll eat during the Super Bowl: "I am on a carnivore diet so I just eat meat and ferments, and I'm very happy with that. So I'm probably going to have yogurt."
February 8, 2026 at 6:45 PM
give me the ferments
and free my soul
I’m only eatin yogurt
at the super bowl
I’m RFK
and free my soul
I’m only eatin yogurt
at the super bowl
I’m RFK
Reposted by Jacob Crouch
This is one of the most impressive things ive ever seen
Lindsey Vonn tore her ACL last week. It's a debilitating injury that can take anywhere from six to nine months--hold up
February 6, 2026 at 4:25 PM
This is one of the most impressive things ive ever seen
The Diplomat
January 28, 2026 at 3:54 AM
The Diplomat
Be KIND.
FUCK ICE.
and GO HAWKS!!!
Super. Bowl. Bound.
FUCK ICE.
and GO HAWKS!!!
Super. Bowl. Bound.
January 26, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Be KIND.
FUCK ICE.
and GO HAWKS!!!
Super. Bowl. Bound.
FUCK ICE.
and GO HAWKS!!!
Super. Bowl. Bound.
MOAR BOBO
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Alt: a 3d man holding a white board that says bobo
media.tenor.com
January 26, 2026 at 1:32 AM
MOAR BOBO
SPECIAL TEAMS BABY!!!
January 26, 2026 at 1:31 AM
SPECIAL TEAMS BABY!!!
Said it before and I’ll say it again: JSN IS INEVITABLE
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Alt: thanos says i am inevitable in a movie
media.tenor.com
January 26, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Said it before and I’ll say it again: JSN IS INEVITABLE
Football is fun!!
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media.tenor.com
January 18, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Football is fun!!
Know whut I mean??
I ALSO LOVE ERNEST
January 18, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Know whut I mean??
JSN IS INEVITABLE
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Alt: thanos is wearing a helmet and holding his infinity gauntlet in his hand
media.tenor.com
January 18, 2026 at 1:55 AM
JSN IS INEVITABLE
I ALSO LOVE ERNEST
January 18, 2026 at 1:49 AM
I ALSO LOVE ERNEST
Sad Kyle Shanahan.
a man in a black jacket and white pants is walking in the dirt
Alt: a man in a black jacket and white pants is walking in the dirt
media.tenor.com
January 18, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Sad Kyle Shanahan.
CHHHUUUUUUUUUUBBBAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
January 11, 2026 at 12:06 AM
CHHHUUUUUUUUUUBBBAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Canner with the buzzer beater!! 🦑🏒
January 7, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Canner with the buzzer beater!! 🦑🏒
Go home, Ravens-Steelers. You’re drunk.
January 5, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Go home, Ravens-Steelers. You’re drunk.
#1 seed, LFG!!
darth vader in a dark room with the words if you only knew the power of the dark side
Alt: darth vader in a dark room with the words if you only knew the power of the dark side
media.tenor.com
January 4, 2026 at 3:51 AM
#1 seed, LFG!!
Hawks D:
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Alt: Dikembe Mutombo says no.
media.tenor.com
January 4, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Hawks D:
The sugar bowl!!
a group of police officers are chasing a man who is running down the street .
Alt: a group of police officers are chasing a man who is running down the street .
media.tenor.com
January 2, 2026 at 4:55 AM
The sugar bowl!!