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Jacob Crouch

@misteryacob.bsky.social

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Dad, hubby, teacher, reader, Seattle sports fan. Social media lurker. He/him

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Jacob Crouch @misteryacob.bsky.social · May 22

As both a Mariners fan and a Steinbeck fan, this is the content that I’m here for.

Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · May 22

A sincere welcome back to George Kirby, the best pitcher in baseball who also looks like a minor character in a John Steinbeck novel

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Jacob Crouch @misteryacob.bsky.social · 1d

Bryan MF’n Woo!!

Wu Tang GIF

Alt: Wu Tang GIF

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Jacob Crouch @misteryacob.bsky.social · 1d

JP turning the acrobatic double play!!

a man in a suit says " o captain my captain " in white letters

Alt: a man in a suit says " o captain my captain " in white letters

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Jacob Crouch @misteryacob.bsky.social · 2d

two women are standing next to each other in an office .

Alt: Selina Kyle in Veep says that the amount of incompetence in this office is STAGGERING.

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Jacob Crouch @misteryacob.bsky.social · 2d

a man in a suit is talking on a cell phone and the words whispers siri why does god allow suffering

Alt: a man in a suit is talking on a cell phone and the words whispers siri why does god allow suffering

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Jacob Crouch @misteryacob.bsky.social · 2d

a woman in a blue dress is standing in front of a window with her hands folded .

Alt: a woman in a blue dress is standing in front of a window with her hands folded .

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Jacob Crouch @misteryacob.bsky.social · 3d

Kraken beat the Leafs in OT in Toronto!! A good omen for M’s - Jays game 6 tomorrow 🦑🔱

Jacob Crouch @misteryacob.bsky.social · 4d

Rye bread. Mustard. Grandma. Things of that nature.

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Jacob Crouch @misteryacob.bsky.social · 4d

Me right now:
Go M’s

a man in a blue suit is screaming and says i 'm in a glass case of emotion

ALT: a man in a blue suit is screaming and says i 'm in a glass case of emotion

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Jacob Crouch @misteryacob.bsky.social · 4d

a young man says we love to see it in front of a crowd

Alt: a young man says we love to see it in front of a crowd

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Jacob Crouch @misteryacob.bsky.social · 5d

an elderly woman behind bars with the words mostly dead is slightly alive

Alt: an elderly woman behind bars with the words mostly dead is slightly alive

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Jacob Crouch @misteryacob.bsky.social · 6d

a bald man with glasses is holding a glass of wine and laughing while saying i see what you did there .

Alt: a bald man with glasses is holding a glass of wine and laughing while saying i see what you did there .

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Jacob Crouch @misteryacob.bsky.social · 8d

M’s head home from Toronto with a 2-0 series lead!! 💙💙🔱🔱

a mcdonald 's advertisement with a trident on the field

Alt: My beloved Julio lifts the trident

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Jacob Crouch @misteryacob.bsky.social · 8d

The tv broadcast showed a Jays fan in a Leafs jersey and… man… talk about bad playoff juju.

a group of cartoon characters are standing next to each other and one of them is saying bad ju-ju !

Alt: a group of cartoon characters are standing next to each other and one of them is saying bad ju-ju !

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Jacob Crouch @misteryacob.bsky.social · 8d

M’s go up 9-3 in the 7th.

a young boy wearing a florida shirt is sitting in a car seat

ALT: a young boy wearing a florida shirt is sitting in a car seat

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Jacob Crouch @misteryacob.bsky.social · 8d

captain america says i understood that reference

Alt: captain america says i understood that reference

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Jacob Crouch @misteryacob.bsky.social · 8d

a man wearing a hat says " yikes " in front of him

Alt: a man wearing a hat says " yikes " in front of him

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Jacob Crouch @misteryacob.bsky.social · 8d

They’ve still got Harry Ford and his righteous mustache on the bench.

Jacob Crouch @misteryacob.bsky.social · 8d

Speed demon Mitch Garver with the leadoff triple, just like we all expected.

Jacob Crouch @misteryacob.bsky.social · 8d

You cannot stop Jorge Polanco; you can only hope to contain him.

a close up of a woman 's face with the words `` unstoppable '' written on her face .

Alt: a close up of a woman 's face with the words `` unstoppable '' written on her face .

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SharonA is watching baseball @sharonawrites.bsky.social · 9d

The Mariners threw 100 pitches total in this game. Unreal.

The Blue Jays went 1 for 28 after that first pitch home run.

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Jacob Crouch @misteryacob.bsky.social · 11d

Get better soon!!

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Joe Boomgard-Zagrodnik @joeboomzag.bsky.social · 11d

You can’t script it. The Mariners are willed to victory by Humpy the fish finally winning his first race in the middle of the 15th inning. The crowd chants “Humpy Humpy” as the trident crosses off the ALDS win.

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 11d

Man. Humpy really did that shit.

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Jacob Crouch @misteryacob.bsky.social · 11d

Humpy wins the bonus salmon race in the middle of the 15th.

M’s walk it off in the bottom of the 15th to advance to their first ALCS since 2001.

HUMPY MAGIC!!!
#goms

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Jacob Crouch @misteryacob.bsky.social · 11d

“A lot of tears from the Seattle fans tonight.”
Fuck ALLLLL the way off with that bullshit, AJ.

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