Jez
@misterjez.com
Owner of one cat, one horse and a design and marketing agency in Tunbridge Wells. Not bad with a camera - http://unsplash.com/@jeztimms
New Noah Kahan album out in April :)
Saved my sanity more than once.
Saved my sanity more than once.
January 28, 2026 at 7:49 PM
New Noah Kahan album out in April :)
Saved my sanity more than once.
Saved my sanity more than once.
I hope you don't mind, but Mum wants to join us.
Something you can say during sex and at the Melania movie.
January 28, 2026 at 3:19 PM
I hope you don't mind, but Mum wants to join us.
Bloody pond has flooded, cutting the path off from my boys. Should be fun later trying to get them in :)
January 27, 2026 at 11:19 AM
Bloody pond has flooded, cutting the path off from my boys. Should be fun later trying to get them in :)
The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
January 26, 2026 at 8:15 PM
The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
What the fuck is going on?
January 26, 2026 at 1:11 PM
What the fuck is going on?
Just CBA today. World’s fucked.
January 26, 2026 at 9:34 AM
Just CBA today. World’s fucked.
Popped up to the Bike Shed today, full of the usual characters. Great people watching place.
January 25, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Popped up to the Bike Shed today, full of the usual characters. Great people watching place.
Definitely getting one of these and going to mince about town, annoying people.
January 25, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Definitely getting one of these and going to mince about town, annoying people.
I've been asked to speak at a conference being held by the county council on the future of AI in retail/ecommerce.
Would do. But it's run by Reform. So no.
Would do. But it's run by Reform. So no.
January 25, 2026 at 8:00 AM
I've been asked to speak at a conference being held by the county council on the future of AI in retail/ecommerce.
Would do. But it's run by Reform. So no.
Would do. But it's run by Reform. So no.
Well that's the second clear execution by these ICE animals. America, you are done. And Vance is 100 times worse.
The Forth Reich is here.
The Forth Reich is here.
January 24, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Well that's the second clear execution by these ICE animals. America, you are done. And Vance is 100 times worse.
The Forth Reich is here.
The Forth Reich is here.
Not quite fair? That has to be the final straw with anyone with half a brain and an inkling of empathy, if they ever thought of voting for him and his party. Haddock faced prick.
Nigel Farage couldn't find the courage to criticise Trump
insulting British troops
Saying his remark was 'not quite fair'
Remember that next time they're waving union jacks 🇬🇧
insulting British troops
Saying his remark was 'not quite fair'
Remember that next time they're waving union jacks 🇬🇧
January 23, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Not quite fair? That has to be the final straw with anyone with half a brain and an inkling of empathy, if they ever thought of voting for him and his party. Haddock faced prick.
Given the disgusting words from Trump about our armed forces and those of our actual allies, I do hope King Charles cancels his state visit. The Orange Man Baby must be punished.
January 23, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Given the disgusting words from Trump about our armed forces and those of our actual allies, I do hope King Charles cancels his state visit. The Orange Man Baby must be punished.
What a week eh? And it's only 23 days into the new year.
Sod this, I am going to get proper fish and chips.
Sod this, I am going to get proper fish and chips.
January 23, 2026 at 5:35 PM
What a week eh? And it's only 23 days into the new year.
Sod this, I am going to get proper fish and chips.
Sod this, I am going to get proper fish and chips.
Just leave this mortal coil already you evil little cunt.
457 British troops lost their lives in Afghanistan.
Trump avoided military service 5 times.
How dare he question their sacrifice. Farage and all the others still fawning over Trump should be ashamed.
Trump avoided military service 5 times.
How dare he question their sacrifice. Farage and all the others still fawning over Trump should be ashamed.
January 23, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Just leave this mortal coil already you evil little cunt.
Shows his true nature. I mean, what's a few hundred lives? When in the US over 1k murders happen a month....
imagine being the father or mother or son or daughter or sibling of one of those brave British troops who died in Afghanistan, and having to listen to this crass ignorance
January 23, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Shows his true nature. I mean, what's a few hundred lives? When in the US over 1k murders happen a month....
One day the cat will answer back when I ask if he’s done his homework.
January 22, 2026 at 5:41 PM
One day the cat will answer back when I ask if he’s done his homework.
And that's what I think of that.
January 21, 2026 at 4:38 PM
And that's what I think of that.
Had to slap myself around the face, just to make sure I wasn't in a fever dream.
This cannot be real.
This cannot be real.
January 21, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Had to slap myself around the face, just to make sure I wasn't in a fever dream.
This cannot be real.
This cannot be real.
"They are good pirates."
Fuck me.
Fuck me.
January 21, 2026 at 2:46 PM
"They are good pirates."
Fuck me.
Fuck me.
And now he is constantly calling 'Greenland' - ICELAND.
January 21, 2026 at 2:19 PM
And now he is constantly calling 'Greenland' - ICELAND.
He just said that someone from NATO called him 'Daddy'.
Make it stop.
Make it stop.
January 21, 2026 at 2:18 PM
He just said that someone from NATO called him 'Daddy'.
Make it stop.
Make it stop.
If you fancy a laugh, the Orange Baby is now speaking at Davos: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1Pb...
President Trump to address World Economic Forum in Davos
YouTube video by USA TODAY
www.youtube.com
January 21, 2026 at 1:43 PM
If you fancy a laugh, the Orange Baby is now speaking at Davos: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1Pb...