Mister Griffin
@mistergriffin.bsky.social
32 - He/Him - Big into many things, Showa era toku, Classic Doctor Who, and Bronze Age Marvel more so at the moment. Free Palestine
The “Eternals Saga” in Thor is funny because the plot just stops halfway through so Thor can listen to a giant floating eyeball do a lore dump of the Ring Cycle for like 8 issues (with Bronze Age pacing!)
February 9, 2026 at 9:43 PM
The “Eternals Saga” in Thor is funny because the plot just stops halfway through so Thor can listen to a giant floating eyeball do a lore dump of the Ring Cycle for like 8 issues (with Bronze Age pacing!)
“Sam Darnold” sounds like a Yosemite Sam swear
February 9, 2026 at 2:06 AM
“Sam Darnold” sounds like a Yosemite Sam swear
Loot that drops after defeating me:
- a jar of Kirkland peanut butter
- half a bottle of cold brew
Loot tha drops after defeating my Liquid Metal variant:
- 3 month supply of Zoloft
- a jar of Kirkland peanut butter
- half a bottle of cold brew
Loot tha drops after defeating my Liquid Metal variant:
- 3 month supply of Zoloft
Loot that drops after defeating me:
-debit card and also debit card that expired and never took out of my wallet-
- 2-to-3 weed gummy
- can of mountain dew
- mp3 player
- mr. subs loyalty punch card (5/6 punched)
- script revision (in progress)
- some bagel bites
- lexapro
-debit card and also debit card that expired and never took out of my wallet-
- 2-to-3 weed gummy
- can of mountain dew
- mp3 player
- mr. subs loyalty punch card (5/6 punched)
- script revision (in progress)
- some bagel bites
- lexapro
Loot that drops after defeating me:
-$3.86 in random change
-handful of lighters
-reefer joint
-one full stack of bnc to composite adapters
-1x 1/4” adapter
-vhs tape titled How to GameShark Like A Pro!
-“rusted key 2”
-a second reefer joint that will not stack
-$3.86 in random change
-handful of lighters
-reefer joint
-one full stack of bnc to composite adapters
-1x 1/4” adapter
-vhs tape titled How to GameShark Like A Pro!
-“rusted key 2”
-a second reefer joint that will not stack
February 8, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Loot that drops after defeating me:
- a jar of Kirkland peanut butter
- half a bottle of cold brew
Loot tha drops after defeating my Liquid Metal variant:
- 3 month supply of Zoloft
- a jar of Kirkland peanut butter
- half a bottle of cold brew
Loot tha drops after defeating my Liquid Metal variant:
- 3 month supply of Zoloft
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Man, I really love the way Mamdani consistently centers actual kids.
February 6, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Man, I really love the way Mamdani consistently centers actual kids.
Feels like we’re living in Cabaret. We’re all going “it’s gotta happen, happen sometime, maybe this time” while we’re surrounded by Nazis
February 5, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Feels like we’re living in Cabaret. We’re all going “it’s gotta happen, happen sometime, maybe this time” while we’re surrounded by Nazis
Vance is kinda fascinating because he tries to seem like the one slightly normal guy among the shambling corpses and dead-eyed ghouls of the Trump admin, but he somehow has the worst political instincts and the least charisma out of all of them
Reporter: Do you plan to apologize to the family of Alex Pretti?
Vance: For what?
Vance: For what?
February 4, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Vance is kinda fascinating because he tries to seem like the one slightly normal guy among the shambling corpses and dead-eyed ghouls of the Trump admin, but he somehow has the worst political instincts and the least charisma out of all of them
We don’t want ICE. You and your donors want ICE. You and your donors want a federal agency that can dispatch jackboots to brutalize whichever minority you feel like. You don’t speak your constituents or their wants. Resign, you decrepit shitheel, and let someone with a spine be the opposition
Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE:
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
February 4, 2026 at 1:57 AM
We don’t want ICE. You and your donors want ICE. You and your donors want a federal agency that can dispatch jackboots to brutalize whichever minority you feel like. You don’t speak your constituents or their wants. Resign, you decrepit shitheel, and let someone with a spine be the opposition
Saw Send Help over the weekend
Rachel McAdams has that dog in her
Like it’s a good Raimi movie but McAdams absolutely elevates it, hope they do more together
Rachel McAdams has that dog in her
Like it’s a good Raimi movie but McAdams absolutely elevates it, hope they do more together
February 3, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Saw Send Help over the weekend
Rachel McAdams has that dog in her
Like it’s a good Raimi movie but McAdams absolutely elevates it, hope they do more together
Rachel McAdams has that dog in her
Like it’s a good Raimi movie but McAdams absolutely elevates it, hope they do more together
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Pitt Predictions:
- Santos and Langdon hash out their shit and become ride-or-dies, but Santos and Garcia’s relationship implodes catastrophically
- Security Guard gets violent and Dana rocks his shit, just absolutely bodies him
- The rats are back
- Santos and Langdon hash out their shit and become ride-or-dies, but Santos and Garcia’s relationship implodes catastrophically
- Security Guard gets violent and Dana rocks his shit, just absolutely bodies him
- The rats are back
February 3, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Pitt Predictions:
- Santos and Langdon hash out their shit and become ride-or-dies, but Santos and Garcia’s relationship implodes catastrophically
- Security Guard gets violent and Dana rocks his shit, just absolutely bodies him
- The rats are back
- Santos and Langdon hash out their shit and become ride-or-dies, but Santos and Garcia’s relationship implodes catastrophically
- Security Guard gets violent and Dana rocks his shit, just absolutely bodies him
- The rats are back
Oh my fucking god
February 1, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Oh my fucking god
Been watching Classic Who Season 8 lately, and Delgado’s Master is the show’s best villain by a mile. He plays the Moriarty role to the hilt until he gets inevitably betrayed by the monster of the week and becomes the World’s Most Pathetic Yearner for the Doctor
January 31, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Been watching Classic Who Season 8 lately, and Delgado’s Master is the show’s best villain by a mile. He plays the Moriarty role to the hilt until he gets inevitably betrayed by the monster of the week and becomes the World’s Most Pathetic Yearner for the Doctor
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Democrats voted to massively increase funding for this
January 31, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Democrats voted to massively increase funding for this
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4 Black journalists have been kidnapped by the federal government
January 30, 2026 at 6:45 PM
4 Black journalists have been kidnapped by the federal government
“Oh great, now I see bubbles. David! What does burning smell like?” is one of those line reads that’s stuck in my head forever
January 30, 2026 at 6:53 PM
“Oh great, now I see bubbles. David! What does burning smell like?” is one of those line reads that’s stuck in my head forever
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Treating today as a day of action in whatever way I can, so I'm donating to the Immigrant Rapid Response Fund. Join me in donating? (Or to the mutual aid org of your choice!)
January 30, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Treating today as a day of action in whatever way I can, so I'm donating to the Immigrant Rapid Response Fund. Join me in donating? (Or to the mutual aid org of your choice!)
Hakeem Jeffries burner account
January 30, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Hakeem Jeffries burner account
This is the plot of Undertale
January 30, 2026 at 3:14 PM
This is the plot of Undertale
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ICE has been holding a disabled Black man for a year!
Rodney Taylor is a double amputee who was days away from receiving new prosthetic legs when ICE took him.
He’s been denied his prosthetics & placed in solitary.
His health is declining.
Public outrage might save his life.
Say his name:
Rodney Taylor is a double amputee who was days away from receiving new prosthetic legs when ICE took him.
He’s been denied his prosthetics & placed in solitary.
His health is declining.
Public outrage might save his life.
Say his name:
Sign the Petition
Demand the Release of Rodney Taylor from ICE Detention
www.change.org
January 29, 2026 at 9:22 AM
ICE has been holding a disabled Black man for a year!
Rodney Taylor is a double amputee who was days away from receiving new prosthetic legs when ICE took him.
He’s been denied his prosthetics & placed in solitary.
His health is declining.
Public outrage might save his life.
Say his name:
Rodney Taylor is a double amputee who was days away from receiving new prosthetic legs when ICE took him.
He’s been denied his prosthetics & placed in solitary.
His health is declining.
Public outrage might save his life.
Say his name:
The guy who ripped off Perfect Blue twice now presents:
Perfect Goo
Perfect Goo
First trailer for Darren Aranofsky's new AI animated series 'On This Day... 1776'
• Tells short narrative stories about the Revolutionary War
• Uses Gen AI tools, including tech made by Google DeepMind
• Has SAG voice actors
• Tells short narrative stories about the Revolutionary War
• Uses Gen AI tools, including tech made by Google DeepMind
• Has SAG voice actors
January 29, 2026 at 6:25 PM
The guy who ripped off Perfect Blue twice now presents:
Perfect Goo
Perfect Goo
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Not pictured: Haruki Murakami’s wife, or indeed whoever is cooking, cleaning, paying bills, running errands, doing the laundry, answering emails, etc
like yea his routine is goals, but let’s not lie to ourselves about all the invisible work others are doing to enable him to have that routine
like yea his routine is goals, but let’s not lie to ourselves about all the invisible work others are doing to enable him to have that routine
January 29, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Not pictured: Haruki Murakami’s wife, or indeed whoever is cooking, cleaning, paying bills, running errands, doing the laundry, answering emails, etc
like yea his routine is goals, but let’s not lie to ourselves about all the invisible work others are doing to enable him to have that routine
like yea his routine is goals, but let’s not lie to ourselves about all the invisible work others are doing to enable him to have that routine
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I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work.
I don’t let bullies win.
Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.
I don’t let bullies win.
Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.
January 28, 2026 at 2:26 AM
I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work.
I don’t let bullies win.
Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.
I don’t let bullies win.
Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.
They should do an Actors on Actors type thing where it’s Sam Raimi and Noah Wyle just talking about making fake blood
Sam Raimi tell us how to make the perfect mixture for fake blood.
“A good thick mix of caramel syrup, red food coloring, a little blue to give it that unaerated look, and a bit of coffee to make it dark... I don’t mean to brag but hello, I’m here, I know how to throw blood.”
“A good thick mix of caramel syrup, red food coloring, a little blue to give it that unaerated look, and a bit of coffee to make it dark... I don’t mean to brag but hello, I’m here, I know how to throw blood.”
January 28, 2026 at 1:52 AM
They should do an Actors on Actors type thing where it’s Sam Raimi and Noah Wyle just talking about making fake blood