Also i got juice instead of a slushie but whatever. You WILL see me on the dance floor

I'm getting a big fat weed slushie and shaking my brand new ass in vr!!!!

I'm also literally only working 40 hours this week since I got thurs off so my overtime is like basically just swapping one of my days off BUT STILLLLLLL

I literally only have 2 hours left I've been at it all day but only now am I like. WHY AM I WORKING ON A SATURDAY THIS SUCKS

As you can imagine. The position has a high turnover.

The kind of boss to casually drop a 4 thousand dollar watch into your lap like "here you need to match me at tonight's event, you can keep it" but also the type who WILL call you at 3am because he's up reviewing his bookings and actually he's overbooked on Thursday HOW could you do this-

He has special favorite assistants and PAs that he rains fancy gifts and expensive luxuries upon but he also demands 100% access to you at all times there WILL be no work/life balance he is always working therefore you will be too

NATURALLY NATURALLY!!! look he admires a go-getter attitude, ambition is KEY!!! This is how she's gonna wind up being one of his assistant purse dogs who he totes around and dresses up in little outfits 🤭

LOOK AT THEM