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missingplatypus.bsky.social
Miss
@missingplatypus.bsky.social
700 followers 1.7K following 1.8K posts
I'm Miss the platypus, I draw and such
full disclosure, i draw and talk dirty regularly
and i cry a LOT
🔞🔞18+ account🔞🔞 seriously, leave minors
She/Her 🏳️‍⚧️ - 33 - Filipino-American

https://missingplatypus.carrd.co
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missingplatypus.bsky.social
oh astarion
ascend all you want
you know why i subclassed you into Thief
Astarion, a vampire spawn newly ascended is revelling in his newfound power as he says "...its mine... all the power... its finally...MINE...!!!!" Astarion is boredly lockpicking as platypus mascot, who is slightly redesigned to signify her in-game character, is cuddling up beside him endearingly dialogue between them reads: Astarion: youre a full level half orc monk that can bust people's bodies open with your bare hands Miss: yuhuuuuuuuh Astarion: youre a half illithid that can fly and shoot laser beams and mind blasts Miss: yuhuuuuuuuuhhh Astarion: so why can you not open one measly padlock on your own Miss: but bbyyyyyyy youre so good at it thooooo
November 16, 2025 at 8:34 PM
missingplatypus.bsky.social
being constantly sad is so draining yall, you dont understand
i can barely scrape together the energy to draw this funnier
bigger more muscular platypus mascot with a tag that reads "late night depression" says, "Why even get up. Why even TRY." the figure of another platypus mascot rises up slowly, weakly replying, "...because..." platypus mascot finishes her sentence from the previous panel, saying, "...I choose to." she is much smaller and clearly beaten up. but she's still trying to get a hand up to fight. she has a tag that reads, "being horny over bg3 and restarting multiple times without finishing a full run"
November 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
missingplatypus.bsky.social
aaaaand boom goes the dynamite

houston

we have no problems
platypus mascot that is slightly modified because she's a dragonborn in bg3, laying back contentedly with numerous burn marks from on her face, breasts and between her legs, as well as purple slime all over, connotating the fact she has just had sex with both Karlach and the Emperor
November 11, 2025 at 7:49 PM
missingplatypus.bsky.social
also keep meaning to say
LIL MAN
GAAAH LIL MAN I LOVE YOU LIL MAN
a screenshot from Baldur's Gate 3 of the character Popper, a small lizard guy in a cute little top hat another screenshot from Baldur's Gate 3 of a closer shot of the character Popper, more clearly showing the details of his top hat
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 AM
missingplatypus.bsky.social
took another bg3 break cuz of undiagnosed ad(h?)d so I could check out how Warframe's doing, cuz i was very intrigued when i saw new warframe is shroom based

.....they turn......into this
......yeah the SECOND the prime hits im busting money on it-
lil guy lil fkin guy eeny lil cute lil guy in more literal terms, what is pictured is a small mushroom creature that is partially machine-based, about the height of one's ankle, with one little glowing pink eye, and two stubby legs and stubby arms to match, giving the rounded bottom the appearance of being chubby they are standing on the floor of a spaceship
November 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
missingplatypus.bsky.social
god im so weak
like how could you not want to be open/poly
who's on my list now, astarion, karlach, shadowheart, sovereign spaw, and now sovereign glut...and obv mr mentor's gonna get HIS later on-
big chubby myconid named Sovereign Glut
November 6, 2025 at 6:00 PM
missingplatypus.bsky.social
platypus mascot is looking very wiggly and unstable all over as she relates that she's probably having a hard time adjusting to the csp on the new laptop because she's using a new drawing pad and pen nib so it's sliding a lot more smoothly than she's used to
November 5, 2025 at 7:40 PM
missingplatypus.bsky.social
photo taken from phone of platypus mascot checking herself, wondering if it’s just in her head, and then realizing she has to go find new pencils
November 3, 2025 at 7:50 PM
missingplatypus.bsky.social
platypus mascot getting used to how CSP feels on her new laptop
November 3, 2025 at 7:38 PM
missingplatypus.bsky.social
platypus mascot thanking everyone for following her on bsky, resulting in 701 followers so far
November 2, 2025 at 4:26 PM
missingplatypus.bsky.social
im not very nice to myself
platypus mascot looking down and whinging about not being as well liked as she'd like to be, only to be berated by platypus mascot who is clapping her hands to accentuate whilst saying that she needs to make work for people to dlslike in the first place if she wants to worry about people not liking them
November 2, 2025 at 7:20 AM
missingplatypus.bsky.social
you dont have to understand this
it just made me laugh cuz it happened just now
platypus mascot is playing an online game and her teammate has typed "gg" into the allchat, while platypus mascot has typed "gg" into the teamchat, meaning it was only for her teammate, creating a weirdly intimate moment
November 2, 2025 at 1:37 AM
missingplatypus.bsky.social
sometimes you just gotta put your mental potpourri out there
it wont mean anything to anyone, least of all you
but at least its being said
comic of platypus mascot presumably injured and dying, so she requests to have sex, and then backtracks on it remembering its too similar to a thing ricky gervais did in a movie
November 1, 2025 at 7:35 PM
missingplatypus.bsky.social
idk
i have the rankest rizz imaginable, this is insanely forgiving in terms of how badly id bomb if i tried anything
platypus mascot is more dressed up, wearing a green outfit and boots and leaning against a bar, trying to shoot someone a smile to distract from the flies buzzing around her as she says, "gagaaaa eeyy wwuts ur pronouns girl did u know im so out of shape i could chase you down if i tried? pretty hot huh?"
October 25, 2025 at 11:18 PM
missingplatypus.bsky.social
A sword aflame is never broken.

A commission for Minia!
a robot, specifically a Gouf from the Gundam series, has fallen to one knee in a rocky area, being aimed at by two more robots, the GM designs from the same gundam series the Gouf is holding a large flaming sword which has had a part of it shot and broken, letting a series of lit up wires covered in energy hang out and drip its glowing flaming contents the Gouf has sustained a serious hit through the left part of its chest, and pictured climbing out of said chest is a small mouse girl, somehow alive but very injured, which has caused the Gouf to become enraged as he looks back at the bots that caused this
October 24, 2025 at 10:01 PM
missingplatypus.bsky.social
A three pose piece for a @punwife.bsky.social !
a piece with three poses depicting an dark-skinned elven character in a jacket warn around half their arms one pose they are watchin a sparkle in the air, another they are simply taking steps forward, and a smaller chibi version is rushing forward with arms out to both sides
October 24, 2025 at 12:48 AM
missingplatypus.bsky.social
Someone wanted some platypus '3'

A commission from a regular!
a set of images showing platypus mascot getting a blowjob from a lava-themed guy and cumming all over them there is then a set of images showing the lava guy looking embarrassed and asking, "Did i do okay?" to which platypus mascot answers from offscreen, "You did great, hon~" whilst looking at a picture she's taken on her phone of the lava guy with a mouthful and a face covered in her cum
October 23, 2025 at 7:26 AM
missingplatypus.bsky.social
Floating with you~

A comm for Strudelbutt!
two goat characters slowdancing close together, one's hand slipped around the other's waist, moving across a floor that ripples with their steps
October 21, 2025 at 7:20 PM
missingplatypus.bsky.social
I pick you~

A comm for Strudelbutt!
two goat characters sitting together in a field littered with wildflowers, one goat smiling as they place a flower gently behind the other's ear
October 21, 2025 at 7:16 PM
missingplatypus.bsky.social
Golden slam~

A comm for Strudelbutt!
two goat characters fucking doggy style on a shining gold bed, the larger top making the railing of the bed crumple under his strong grip, a scene pictured of their tentacle dick slimily pulling out of the other's ass
October 21, 2025 at 7:12 PM
missingplatypus.bsky.social
Cheese kisses~

A comm for Strudelbutt!
two versions of Chuck E. cheese, one in skatewear and the other in a more dapper checkered vest and a bowler hat, each giving kisses on the cheek to a blushing shark guy happily wagging his long shark tail
October 21, 2025 at 6:57 PM
missingplatypus.bsky.social
really like how this slowdance is turning out
messy sketch underneat the lines of a couple dancing
October 19, 2025 at 2:32 AM
missingplatypus.bsky.social
yknow
ive never played
stardew valley
4panel comic 1. platypus mascot venting into a comment she's typing 2. platypus mascot angrily backspaces the entirety of it 3. platypus mascot pinches the bridge of her nose(?) as she takes a beat 4. platypus mascot goes back to rewriting the post, instead writing an innocuous "yknow ive never played stardew valley"
October 17, 2025 at 5:57 AM
missingplatypus.bsky.social
Cute commute~

A commission for Joke!
two bunny characters, one of which being a loose interpretation of Angel Dust from Hazbin hotel as a bunny, with their dicks out whilst on some kind of transportation, the Angel Dust bunny stroking along the other's cock with a smile
October 16, 2025 at 9:12 PM
missingplatypus.bsky.social
We'll take care of you~

A commission for Joke!
the Sun and Moon animatronic that are both the Daycare Attedant from FNAF: Security Breach are fucking a naked guy from both ends and fistbumping overhead (commonly called Eiffel Tower) whilst doing so, their eyes are glowing green matching the green in the receiving guy's own eyes, showing that the guy is being hypnotized mid-fuck
October 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM